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2018-04-18 at 3:40 AM UTC in making amends with stupid noob
Originally posted by HTS I mean I've always been weird but all things considered I'm less weird than usual right now. I'm not a basement dwellin shut in. That's gotta be worth something.
I think being a basement neet is more normal at this point...
Originally posted by stupid noob None of you fucks even replied to my leg pictures.
My hand pictures are a lot more savage to be honest.
Album: https://imgur.com/a/xyf5e
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2018-04-18 at 12:42 AM UTC in making amends with stupid noob
Originally posted by Obbe How did the accident happen? Were you being young and foolish or were you working on the equipment or what?
The auger was exposed, and running underneath the only walk way there was in a sub-sub basement. That's three levels underground. It was an osha violation. I was bending down to get a sample of corn as it dumped from the silo in to an auger to be moved to a dryer, I was supposed to test the moisture content so we knew how long to dry it for. I stood up and turned around and the first step I took was right directly in to the exposed hole above the auger. It ripped off my combat boot instantly, I grabbed my radio to call and tell them to shut it off because I couldn't pull my leg out, battery fell off the radio and in to the auger because it was 20 fuckin year old piece of shit. I had to lift the steel grating up with my leg while it was being mangled in order to lift it out of the auger, and then pulled my leg out like that, hopped over it, hopped over an enclosed auger in the walkway going across it, got in an elevator, had to finagle that shit and get it levled just right so it would actually go up, got that up, then had to climb a ladder to the ground level where there was a trucker dumping his truckload of corn in to a hopper, I laid on the ground and put my leg up in the air with my foot barely hanging on by a little bone and flesh. There was an ambulance station right down the street, so they got there fast and shot me up with morphine on the way to the hospital while I screamed my fucking head off.
Job told me when I got better they would have a desk job for me. When that time came they pretty much told me to fuck off. I called OSHA on advice from my lawyer to report it, OSHA acted like I was just being a disgruntled employee till I was like I'm in the fucking hospital right now and almost lost my leg you fucking cunt. Job was fined $2k a day until the issue was fixed, which took like two weeks.
Only got workmans comp settlement since there was no third party to sue for big cash since none of the equipment had been worked on in over 20 years. Some guy two towns over lost an arm the year before in a similar accident with the same company. I almost lost my arm the day before my accident because I was cleaning out a diff auger that had a fucking hammer jammed in it, I'm elbow deep in the fucker and the guy is coming over the radio like, "you want me to try to turn it on now?" since the controls for them all were up on the ground level, which seems so fucking stupid.
I even warned them about the exposed walk way saying that shit was dangerous as fuck and they were just like meh. The company is out of business now. -
2018-04-17 at 8:57 PM UTC in Literally feeling depressed/suicidal/marxist after eating carbsHow does everybody do it? Is the majority of the population depressed and doesn't know it or am I mentally ill
I haven't eaten above 25g of carbs since somebody offered me some coconut cake bullshit a few months ago and I remember sympathising with egalitarian beliefs momentarily (I literally gave a crack addict £5 and smiled at a 5/10)
Yesterday I came home and made a bad decision to eat some bread with my cheese because the whisky (no carbs) compromised my disciplinary faculties. Upon consumption I literally felt inebriated like I had just smoked hydro (no §m£ÂgØL) and after about 30 minutes felt like the biggest pile of shit on the planet. I felt like an embarrassment to my parents and and even double texted some bitch and wrote "haha" at the end of my message
I took off all my clothes and kept repeating "i'm on carbs, it's just the carbs" and wrote "you're on carbs" on a post-it note and stuck it above my mirror while I flexed and admired my lean body in an attempt to feel like less of a piece of shit. "it's what's on the inside that counts bro". I went on the HSBC mobile banking app to look at my balance. "there are people around the world that needs this more than u bro". I looked at my copy of "Culture of Critique" laying on my bookshelf. "it's just a right wing propaganda conspiracy bro." I began freaking out at this shift in consciousness and curled up in a foetal position under my covers. I actually cried a little bit even though I had nothing to feel sad about. My outlook on the world literally became sissified
It's been 24 hours and I'm back to normal. I urge you all to go low or no carb (how the body evolved for hundreds of thousands of years) rather than stuffing some quick cheap bullshit inside you that has no benefits for your existence except to make you feel high for 2 to 3 minutes. Soon I will be conducting some scientific studies that will demonstrate the link between carb intake and low testosterone politics. I will keep you all updated. GodspeedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 5:08 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 4:49 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?§m£ÂgØL wouldn’t cry lol. He gets off on that. He literally let her cuck him with her ex husband.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 3:02 PM UTC in every time i gotta take a shit im afraid my asshole will fall outhey roid boy.. stop making so many roid related threads.
go ride a bike without a seat and maybe you're push it in .. problem fixedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 2:42 PM UTC in Ah, fuck it. I'm going to reveal my secret.actual PM I got from NARCassist under the kinkou account:
oi luv you up for sum proper banter?
you a right looker, you is!
i'll forward some snapshots of me bum if you want.
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2018-04-17 at 1:40 PM UTC in all these girls in my lifeModern women are disgusting meatbags that want nothing more than to be single moms and get child support + government baby money and spend all day on Tinder and Facebook looking for a man to control and suck the life/wealth out of.
I wish I knew about traps earlier.
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2018-04-17 at 1:29 PM UTC in Unban finny1 month no way!
That ban is gay!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 10:53 AM UTC in lol fuk it, I got nothing to lose, I'm just gonna say what I think from now onI don't like face piercings at all
Tattoos CAN be sexy but the way women nowadays do them it just makes them look like giant sluts
Edit: Now that I think about it though, I don't think I've ever seen a tattoo on a woman irl that I liked
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2018-04-17 at 10:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 9:12 AM UTC in ATTN: All cluster B posters, please identify yourselvesthis train carriage smells like listerineThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 2:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Enter They are though, to people like hydro. She's a literal prostitute living in a trailer park. You're still in love with her and trying to make her jealous.
I've struggled mainly from my health issues, a series of bad luck, and a few bad choices to boot. I've overall lived a pretty decent life though. The last 5 years just have been hard. Im doing alright now though and definitely not jealous of §m£ÂgØL's life. Apartments suck anyway.
That's why you never post about your normal day to day life on here. You only post about achievements, and in this thread where you know she'll read it.
I never lived in a trailer park before. I owned a farm that I lived on with my family. I had two neighbors within walking distance and one was 1/2 mile up the dead end road from me. §m£ÂgØL literally ran off and got lost in a pine forest next to my farm, running around naked and delusional for well over an hour before I found him and go him back to the house. When I found him he was at least an 8th of a mile from the house, past the barn. Because he kept trying to run back off, I literally had to pin him down and waited for my husband to get back for like 2 hours which was in a huge field, near the pine forest he'd been running through. If we were in a trailer park, his ass would have been in the ER, arrested, or both, but because I lived so far in the country, with thousands of acres of cattle pasture and pine forest around me, there was nobody to report the little spic losing his mind. When we moved there, we sacrificed having a nice house for land.
Before that I lived on the water in a 2400 sq.ft. nice block home in a HOA. I used to go fishing out back all the time, or even put the canoe in and go out. Pretty sweet place if not for all the stuck up neighbors.
Now I currently live in the suburbs of a larger city, in a nice renovated older home. The landlord just put in new wood flooring which is cool. It's 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, huge living room and kitchen and a basement. I may have a friend moving down there soon (half bath is there so they'd have a larger room and private bathroom less shower so it makes more sense to do that then them having the spare guest room, plus they come and go without coming through the front door) to help them out and help out with rent/utilities. Ideally, I'd be in the country again because I loved being way out, having livestock, and being able to see the stars at night clearly, but for now this is pretty good.
Originally posted by Malice Sploo, you’ll be happy to know that you may finally be getting your wish. I’ve decided to catch the bus.
Catch the bus? I hope you don't mean offing yourself, dude. While you'll probably decline as you have many times before, I'm still here if you need to talk. I think you should give shit a little longer and see how it pans out before you check out... It might get better, and worst case senerio is you kill yourself later on.
If you do end up doing it, I'll definitely miss you, for what its worth. I hope you don't, but I understand if you can't keep it up anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-16 at 11:52 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, §m£ÂgØL isn't in love with me. I honestly don't believe he ever was. I just think he's obsessed and butt hurt and struggles to move on.
He might try his damnedest to make me feel like a piece of shit, but his bullshit rolls off me like water. Its when he wants to drag personal shit I confided back in the day here, or tell half truths where I get pissed, or where the context of such is so fucking wrong. I don't really care though. I asks many times to just move along and pretend like we never met each other or lived together and if then he wants to give me shit, fine, I don't care.
Fuck, I've been accused of sending him death threats. Which I fucking have not, on everything I hold dear. I dont have time nor desire for that shit. If I wanted someone dead, I'd just do it. Fuck threatening. The only threat he's ever had from me has been legal in nature. That's it. I even tried to hep figure out and clear my name several times, but I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. This last time he contacted me and asked me to do shit regarding that- I literally was hospitalized that night. When I got out I contacted to explain and was going to do what he asked until I got the reply "nice". I don't really care anymore. I know I didn't and am not doing shit and have never nor would never threaten anyone's life. Not from emails especially. For fucks sake before that reply I was stupidly thinking of giving my PW to my email to that faggot so he could see for himself I fucking am not sending shit from it. Honestly I feel I'm being fucked with over that shit.
Whatever. It is what it is. Still doesn't explain why he harasses me over post that aren't even relevant to just be an ass, or randomly insults me in threads I post in just for the fuck of it with no valid reason other then him being an asshole. Its sad really. I hope he gets help to move on.
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2018-04-16 at 8:40 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?Yeah, §m£ÂgØL isn't in love with me. I honestly don't believe he ever was. I just think he's obsessed and butt hurt and struggles to move on.
He might try his damnedest to make me feel like a piece of shit, but his bullshit rolls off me like water. Its when he wants to drag personal shit I confided back in the day here, or tell half truths where I get pissed, or where the context of such is so fucking wrong. I don't really care though. I asks many times to just move along and pretend like we never met each other or lived together and if then he wants to give me shit, fine, I don't care.
Fuck, I've been accused of sending him death threats. Which I fucking have not, on everything I hold dear. I dont have time nor desire for that shit. If I wanted someone dead, I'd just do it. Fuck threatening. The only threat he's ever had from me has been legal in nature. That's it. I even tried to hep figure out and clear my name several times, but I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. This last time he contacted me and asked me to do shit regarding that- I literally was hospitalized that night. When I got out I contacted to explain and was going to do what he asked until I got the reply "nice". I don't really care anymore. I know I didn't and am not doing shit and have never nor would never threaten anyone's life. Not from emails especially. For fucks sake before that reply I was stupidly thinking of giving my PW to my email to that faggot so he could see for himself I fucking am not sending shit from it. Honestly I feel I'm being fucked with over that shit.
Whatever. It is what it is. Still doesn't explain why he harasses me over post that aren't even relevant to just be an ass, or randomly insults me in threads I post in just for the fuck of it with no valid reason other then him being an asshole. Its sad really. I hope he gets help to move on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-16 at 8:31 PM UTC in Ah, fuck it. I'm going to reveal my secret.tfw you'll never stretch enters boipussyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-16 at 6:40 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?everybody call the grapes they cant have sour.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-16 at 5:45 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
Originally posted by -mal- No. I don’t think he’s in love with her. He just feels really wronged so he talks about it openly. I usually say these things about him being in love to go along with the joke, but deep down I don’t believe that at all. If anything he’s traumatized by the memories and her presence here and just wants to scare her off. Or I could be wrong, maybe he doesn’t care at all he just finds her so daft he can’t not respond.
no if you don't care about somebody then you have no interest in constantly engaging them. in fact if you really don't like somebody, in the way he claims especially, then you avoid them as much as possible, because you simply don't care.
its like when your chick is totally mad and breaks up with you. if she is screaming, shouting and accusing you and asking for explanations etc, then you could have a fair chance of getting her back with apologies or whatever. she's angry because she cares for you, she's desperately hoping you have some reasonable explanation. but when they're like 'its not you its me' etc when they're breaking up with you, then that's when you got no chance. they're prepared to even take the blame for the break up just to quickly jog you on and get you out of her life. that's the girl that just wants it over and wants to move on and have nothing more to do with you. she doesn't want to engage you or get into any discussion or hear any excuses or apologies etc. you'll prolly never hear from that girl again unless she really does have to contact you for some other reason. that girl has pretty much no feelings for you at all anymore.
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2018-04-16 at 1:05 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?and then her boyfriend banged him in the ass.
lul
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2018-04-16 at 4:32 AM UTC in "In Russia, women outnumber men by ten and a half million".Blyat! I'm coming too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
