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2018-05-03 at 3:57 PM UTC in whats everyones aslThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 3:25 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedOperating in my capacity as an officer of the court, I have determined that issuing the initial subpoenas via public announcement is the most appropriate and expeditious way to begin proceedings. Each of them has been filed through the NIS 5th circuit court, where we shall officially condemn libelous claims and defamation aimed at the plaintiff, and interruption of commerce, for which we will be seeking compensatory damages. The offending statements have been documented in spoilers beneath each defendant's name.
I expect all of you will have responded to this round of subpoenas within five business days, or I will request that the judge (a personal friend of mine) hold you in contempt and fine you $500 for each day of noncompliance. Your court date will be Saturday, May 12. Please arrive at 8 AM CST.
The following users are implicated in this summons:
LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery: You made more false accusations against my client than everybody else combined, and you fabricated statements to damage his business relationships. I’m not sure we can even accept a settlement, given the circumstances. Destroying you will serve as a message to libelous anarchists the world over.
mmQ: You falsely propagated the rumor that my client is guilty of a crime for which he has never been charged, and additionally, you tried to sweep it under the rug. This is significant, and you need a lawyer.
Note: You can’t file motions as a defendant, mmQ. I can’t charge you for it myself, but one hint of resistance and I’ll be calling in a favor with the DA’s office to hit you for obstruction. Are you prepared for a long and costly legal battle? Or would you prefer to settle, and put this to rest now? I promise that you won’t win if this goes to trial. I’d choose the less painful option if I were in your position.
ohfralala: You presumed my client’s guilt, and you published a statement circulating a series of vicious rumors on a message board, facilitating a conspiracy against my client and permanently damaging his reputation. I’m going to see to it that you pay dearly.
POLECAT: I don’t think there’s legal precedence for what you’ve done, but it is so wrong and utterly opposed to justice and human nature that I foresee new case law in the making after we’re done murdering you on the stand.
HTS: You fabricated two statements from my client and published them on a message board to assassinate his moral character.
Nil: You published a fictional account of my client’s life that ultimately assisted in the circulation of malicious lies about his business practices.
Lanny: In your case, this can be as simple as providing a witness testimony. You don’t have to come into court necessarily, as long as you cooperate and demonstrate remorse and provide me with the IP addresses of users named in this motion as well as a sufficient plan to penalize them as forum administrator with suitable penalties to be approved by my firm. Failure to comply will earn you contempt and a fine, and we furthermore, we will expect to see you in court at the scheduled time.
HampTheToker: Issued upon user request. Since you seem to enjoy litigation from any side, please consider our firm for representation in the future.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 2:11 PM UTC in Infinityshock is unbanned tomorrowDo you think he will post again? I hope he does. I miss Finnius.
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2018-05-03 at 2:01 PM UTC in Terence McKenna was right
Originally posted by xy0 What are the effects of having equal male to female ratios today? Is this an argument for polyamorism? Are incels the result of this inballence?
Of men:
10% on the dick
5% wanna be chicks
40% are obese (fat fux)
20% are broke and under/unemployment
Leaves 25% that are viable...I’ll take those odds 👍🏻
I didn’t even mention half the men are under 5’10”...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 12:31 PM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?Hey Zanick
On topic..
Not feeling shit because of whisky(or any other type shit booze)
Sleeping
Netflix
Taking what I want in life. Fuck people's rights. Oops.
Getting even more drunk.
Being a hooker is okay if one has the right clients.
Eating whatever I want and being a fat fucking bastard is alright too.
The rest is shits and giggles online and real life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 9:26 AM UTC in whats everyones asl
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2018-05-03 at 5:38 AM UTC in ask lalaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 3:58 AM UTC in Jacking off to a 14 year old girlIf you were both teens when you saw her nekkid, then the rules of masturbation are quite clear here: spank away. As long as she got nekkid willingly and you didn't molest the poor thing, then I don't guess it's any different from remembering any other past sexual experiences as long as they were consensual and legal. Remembering an experience is not the same as fantasizing about someone that never gave you that permission.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 2:43 AM UTC in Terence McKenna was rightTerence McKenna has never been right about anything everThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 10:59 PM UTC in NARCassist's 12345th post and the release of the logsWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen to NARCassists 12345th post, the time you've been so eagerly awaiting is finally here. Now I know you are all keen for me to release the logs so without much further ado, i present to you, the logs:
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2018-05-02 at 10:36 PM UTC in Posters you would make sweet love to...This thread was totally a premonition that space would soon be inhabited by DHers.
It’s like Sophie literally stood on a space frickin mountain and whispered DHers are coming.
NOT A DATING FORUM MY LEFT FOOT. Filthy liars. -
2018-05-02 at 8:36 PM UTC in Do white people ever get cold???The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 6:49 PM UTC in What kind of primary Phone do you ownThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 6:17 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 2:31 PM UTC in What do you do in the morningsI wake up and immediately think "ugh fuck I didn't die"
I shimmy to the bathroom in an effort to wake myself up but usually piss all over the toilet seat and my own feet. If my water bottle is empty I will simply flick my dick towards my face and piss in my own mouth for hydration
I put on uplifting music such as penderecki's threnody that booms throughout the whole apartment while I get ready frequently kissing my own reflection in the mirror because I'm a 9/10
I drink a double whiskey with my hard boiled eggs and salad while reading several epidemiology journals in preparation to pester everybody I meet that day on why what they're eating is bad. I drink another double whiskey and I'm usually in the car by 8 15The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-02 at 11:39 AM UTC in Do white people ever get cold???you'd never see black people doing golden showers in the snow tho.
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2018-05-02 at 2:24 AM UTC in So it begins. This is how the kikes will do "basic income".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 12:23 AM UTC in My dogger may be in heat...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 12:12 AM UTC in My dogger may be in heat...she was letting you know who the boss wasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 12:09 AM UTC in Jacking off to a 14 year old girlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
