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  1. Soygirl
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  2. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Implying females have thoughts besides "MUST CONSUME SPERM FOR BABBY!"

    and

    "$$$$!!!"

    why are you even dating me then godddd

    😤
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  3. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
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  4. RottenRobert African Astronaut
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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by NARCassist go on then girl, what can you tell about me? its payday tomorrow so i'm afraid you got fuck all to go on. those are a few mushrooms left over at the top, prolly just about usable still, if they're being cooked. some cheap margarine spread kinda crap which i haven't used much coz its awful so i got proper butter instead, but keep real butter in the cupboard so it spreads. the blue thing in the door is some pate which i like on toast, and there's prolly enough milk left for a coffee in the morning and some water i chilled. so lets hear it?





    .

    King of Kings.
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  6. jer3552 Houston
    and watching,My 600lb life on TV....my weight loss is down to losing 2lbs a week....that's better than gaining 2lbs per week I guess........I order that Dr Nows book, waiting for it to come in the mail
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  7. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra

    no, just no.

    youve been exposed to finny for too ling.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RottenRobert It would seem that way as there are a lot of jedi politicians in office here. AIPAC is the largest lobby and of course it has only jedi interest at mind. Are we going to fight Iran for the jedis as we did Iraq?

    yes. it's a matter of when, and it looks to be sooner rather than later.
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  9. dfg riding his scooter through manila calling other people poor lmao
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  10. Good afternoon family.
    I have taken time needed to prioritize my priorities.
    Now I am back.

    I feel bad about slipping up and smoking weed and drinking.
    And for hurting people's feelings.

    But now I am a new man.
    I woke up around 9am today.
    Got out of bed around 10.
    I put my shoes on.
    I carried my bedroom furniture into my mom's basement.
    Well... as much as I could carry by myself.

    You are probably wondering about the title of my thread.

    Last night I was ambushed and assaulted.
    I was at the mall looking for my Bebe.
    When all the sudden a heavily medicated Kinkou started prancing past me laughing.
    I didn't think too much of it and she ran into a store.
    Then out comes Enter.
    And he is 8 feet tall and jacked as fuck.
    Looks like a gladiator.
    They start chasing me.
    They wanted blood.
    I ran to some stairs and jumped all the way down them.
    But they was right behind me.
    Kinkou jumped on my head and wrapped her legs around my neck.
    She furiously was digging at my eyes.
    Then Enter (The Beast) starts giving my body shots (and not the kind I like).
    Somehow I get away and start to run.
    They are still after me.
    I am running around a mall bleeding with pee in my pants.
    Luckily I find this super jumpy ramp thingy.
    I run up it and it launches me into the universe.
    Now I live in the year 899AD

    Anyways...
    Now I am going to get ready for work.
    And buy some weight gainer and vitamins.
    I need to start working out soon because Enter is like a fucking mountain with fists like guided missiles.

    I love you all very much.
    I am proud of you.
    Thank you for being so supportive.
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  11. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Codebeta Afros are coming back.

    thats Brillo Pads man

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  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  13. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by gumbo Believing the troll was foolish

    Being the type of person who could get away with that troll is degenerate

    The fact that you obviously wanted it all to be true is pretty fucked though. 😅
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  14. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    whats next? you'll claim to be a millionaire?!
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  15. If someone from bongland starts talking shit just tell them to stfu or you will report them for hate speech

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/arrests-for-offensive-facebook-and-twitter-posts-soar-in-london-a7064246.html
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  17. FondlePants Yung Blood (banned)
    I just got off the fona-fone with Mr. Plats.
    He wishes to inform the computer people that Boss_bebe74 has been deemed decent and very sexually attractive.
    So they are in a relationship now.
    And it is pretty much their honey-moon.
    And just in time to try out his new bedroom set too.
    Boss_bebe74 is sure a lucky girl to have Fonaplats.
    Treat him right or I will cut you.
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  18. Pretty insane...meanwhile you can't discuss radical Muslims who commit rapes. Sharia Law is taking ove certain neighborhoods in Europe and citizens have no rights to complain. Tommy will get a kangaroo trial and be put away indefinitely hoping he'll be knifed by inmates or killed by guards.
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  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You fucking draft dodger.
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  20. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]


    Imagine your heart rate if a Rothschild legitimately pulled up on you

    I love how Elon Musk let everybody cry "anti-semitism" for an entire day in order to trick the jedi into naming the jedi

    Can you guys believe that criticising the elite is now literally anti-semitic
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