Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-01 at 10:46 PM UTC in im insecure about not being a real person
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by roglahonz blaj only if i got raped that one time but i was blacked out so ill never know

   
   Did you poop brown gold?
   
   
2. 2018-05-01 at 10:42 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by roglahonz blaj i threw a tantrum and broke my ps3 controller :(

   
   That's what my 12 year old cousin does.
3. 2018-05-01 at 10:36 PM UTC in The moon landing...
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Smart people achieve unbelievable things all the time, when given the funding.
   
   It would be easier to call hoax on something like nuclear weapons, or the internet.
4. 2018-05-01 at 10:27 PM UTC in Post your shower routine
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I'm closer to a 3 than I am 5, 4

   
   3.14
   
   QT pi
5. 2018-05-01 at 10:20 PM UTC in Post your shower routine
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   I was always too shy to ask girls to pee on me in the shower.
6. 2018-05-01 at 10:16 PM UTC in Perverts GTFO
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Where is Sophie? I miss him yelling at us :(

   
   Probably off doing computer stuff, she's into that.
7. 2018-05-01 at 10:15 PM UTC in HTS kicked me out
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Op, I hate to add insult to injury but you probably deserved it, right?

   
   Why is it always the guys fault?
   
   Women are super hormonal, and HTS, while still having testes, is on hormones.
   
   Guys are emotionally level. You generally know what you are getting with us. Women are a roller coaster.
8. 2018-05-01 at 10:12 PM UTC in Post your shower routine
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Shampoo only once all over, wash shampoo off, open mouth and shower inside mouth, stick finger down throat and squeeze tonsils for tonsoliths (those white lumps), turn up nose and shower inside nose, do squat like slav, wash undercarriage, then wash down final time and out.
   
   I only shampoo once, and try to retain some slight "greasyness", and I keep the temperature low, washing too well for me causes some sort of flaky skin around my eyebrows and it's itchy.
9. 2018-05-01 at 8:22 PM UTC in HTS kicked me out
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel She can do whatever she wants I just get mad if I'm not involved in some way.

   
   That's suffocating. No matter how much you like someone or how extroverted you are sometimes you want to go do your own shit.
10. 2018-05-01 at 7:48 PM UTC in Define Gentile
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Wow OP have you given up larping as a jedi?
11. 2018-05-01 at 6:08 PM UTC in HTS kicked me out
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    lol, and OP is always telling us that trans are better.
12. 2018-05-01 at 1:41 AM UTC in Caloric deficit, always cold, what can I do?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I remember being skinny and how cold I'd get.
    
    I'd take things like thermogenics, obviously, ephedrine, pseudoephedrine, caffeine, tea, etc. Protein is thermogenic - breaking it down in the body takes a lot of surplus energy - whey protein will warm you up. Dropping into ketosis, maybe. Best thing is to encourage your heart rate/metabolic rate to rise, so that means short bursts of intense exercise, meaning pushups or air-squats instead of walking.
13. 2018-05-01 at 1:31 AM UTC in Walpurgesnacht
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I've been feeling upset all day, feeling like something was wrong, and now I realise what it is. Tonight is Walpurgesnacht, the night of the witches.
    
    https://www.cvltnation.com/walpurgisnacht-history-night-witches/
14. 2018-04-30 at 4:54 PM UTC in Twinks dressed as schoolgirls. Can you tell the difference?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    
    Traps aren't gay.
15. 2018-04-30 at 3:32 PM UTC in Ryan Dawson on TDS
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Pfft they banged

    
    Very possibly.
    
    When Jared Kushner's Dad was under investigation for tax fraud he hired a hooker to seduce his sister's brother.
    
    

    Kushner has a history of honey traps. When his own sister Ester Schulder was cooperating with an investigation into Kushner's tax evasion and breach of campaign finance laws, Kushner set her husband up in a honey trap and secretly filmed him having sex with a prostitute. The tape was sent to Kushner's sister. She didn't back down and Kushner was with filing false tax returns and tampering with the witness.

    http://theinfounderground.com/smf/index.php?topic=471.0;wap2
    
    These things aren't just nutty conspiracy theories, they are in the mainstream media:
    https://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/13/nyregion/donor-apologized-to-sister-for-seduction-of-husband.html
16. 2018-04-30 at 2:32 PM UTC in Ryan Dawson on TDS
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Ill watch it later.. going off to work in a bit. thanks MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.

    
    The hosts are pretty anti-semitic, you need to keep that in mind.
17. 2018-04-30 at 2:30 PM UTC in Your top 5 films
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    1. Das Boot
    2. Der Untergang
    3. Triumph des Willens
    4. Olympiad
    5. Unforgiven
18. 2018-04-30 at 8:39 AM UTC in I was just reminiscing about something...
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Sophie Thank you, doesn't being rick rolled make you nostalgic about the early 2000's?

    
    Not as much as being Bel-Aired.
19. 2018-04-30 at 1:37 AM UTC in I was just reminiscing about something...
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Rickrolls always make me rage
    
    But well done.
20. 2018-04-30 at 12:07 AM UTC in On behalf of all Niggas, I would like to officially welcome our new members
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala We’ve dealt with massive amounts of alts. We get it.
    
    We’re real though.

    
    Lots of times I've seen people who I know as individuals being accused of being alts of each other. There's a really stupid alt-paranoia going on here sometimes.