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I was just reminiscing about something...

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    >be me
    >be 12
    >cousin coming over
    >hated the autistic 10yo from the moment he could speak
    >really wants to see the movie Up
    >just so happens we have it on DVD, at least, i do
    >asks if he can have it
    >i tell him no right off the bat
    >of course being the autist he is he doesn't stop there
    >he won't stop bothering people about it
    >eventually quiets down until dinner time
    >fucking spaghetti again
    >he's sat opposite of me and starts going on about it again
    >i get sick of his shit and yell NO! at him again
    >he literally grabs his bowl of spaghetti and runs up my little sister's tree house with it
    >mom asks me to go check if he's ok
    >arrive and he starts going off at me again
    >little did he know the ladder was not attached and i could just remove it
    >so i did
    >go back and tell everyone he is fine and just wants to be alone
    >10 minutes later and fuck yeah it's ice cream time
    >asked to ask him if he wants some
    >head back, the retard threw his fork to the other side in anger
    >asks me to run around and get it for him
    >obviously tell him no and that he is a retard for throwing it in the first place
    >tell him how delicious the ice cream was and that he isn't getting any
    >he breaks into tears, gets on his knees and begs me for it
    >"please let me d-down, i-i just want to tell y-you how i am feeling, got to make you understand!"
    > i look him straight in the eye and tell him
    >"Never gonna give you Up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you"

  2. #2
    Lmfao
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We should have a rick roll emoji ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
  4. #4
    Agree, not that my opinion means shit around here
  5. #5
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Rickrolls always make me rage

    But well done.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Rickrolls always make me rage

    But well done.

    Thank you, doesn't being rick rolled make you nostalgic about the early 2000's?
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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Sophie Thank you, doesn't being rick rolled make you nostalgic about the early 2000's?

    Not as much as being Bel-Aired.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Not as much as being Bel-Aired.

    Damn, true. I did a bell air version explaining evolution on here like a year ago. It was a pretty good post if do say so myself.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    do you know when a girl dies, which organ in her body stays warmest the longest?





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  10. #10
    Originally posted by NARCassist do you know when a girl dies, which organ in her body stays warmest the longest?





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    Heh
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