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Posts by Soyboy

  1. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by POLECAT she was letting you know who the boss was

    Pomeranians always let you know who the boss is. They bark at you when you have chicken in the oven, when they're hungry, or when they just want you to play with them.
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by NARCassist younger guys like to think they know what they're doing but they don't really.

    Girls don't really mature sexually until they're 30-40 or so. Also young guys do cum far too prematurely. A mature guy is at least 40 years old. It is a both ways phenomenon.

    I'm 34 years old.
  3. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]


    She is too cute though.
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    She just wants a tickle wickle on her rear end.

    It's kinda sad I haven't found her a suitable boyfriend yet.

    We're all about dat Naatsee purity though :)
  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by jillvalentine I definitely agree sir.

    I think young guys and older girls definitely come harder. Like more intense, more fluid, more muscle contraction.

    Making an older girl cum at the same time as you is a god-like experience. It feels so solid.
  6. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by -mal- I have no reason to post here.

    Sup Mal how are you keeping? We have all these DH members, and I hope you don't feel left out from the action.
  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]


    Yeah I suspect the way she keeps backing into my foot...LMAO I can't even.

    She's so funny. I keep trying to find her a boyfriend.
  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Is this guaranteed to get me a girlfriend?
  9. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well a milkshake isn't going to fix that =/

    Unless there is much wodka in that milkshake comrade.
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Nil it was more him walking up when I was sitting on my bed and punching me in the face several times

    Yawn. Good Morning Nill. Yawn.
    *Springs out of bed*
    *Punch* *Punch* *Punch* *Punch* *Punch*
  11. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by jillvalentine Say it louder for the people in the back soy

    I'm not signalling, and I don't have anything against Benny or Sophie. I just think that mature women are more sexy and that kids and teenagers are adorable but in a non-sexual manner.
  12. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Sh0ppingqueen Imma delete this acct tho. Kk byee.

    I don't think you can till you have so many posts.

    Also please hang around.
  13. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala No, guys 20-40. But I attract absolutely insane people so there's that.

    You sound like the ex referenced in my post above.
  14. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by POLECAT manopause is a shitty time in a mans life,, we don't even hear about it till its happining

    Yeah, with HRT you can look like Scooby1961 right into retirement.



    One of my girlfriends told me she was on HRT (she was a hooker) and when one of her (female) doctors decided to discontinue her HRT she suddenly aged a couple of years. She'd still get wet and the like, but she said she just felt like she got old when HRT was stopped.

    Another of her doctors bent her over when she was 13 and was asking for the pill (she was slutty), and he stuck his fingers up her pussy.

    I had cancer, and I've had so many negative experiences with Doctors myself. Like eww. Just disgusting, horrid abuses of power.

    I would gas every Doctor on Earth if I could.
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Sh0ppingqueen Ty MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING. Do u think he will mind that I borrowed this profile in the meantime?

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I've had 2 alts in the past, and he didn't mind. I don't use either one now though. He's relaxed so long as you don't spam up his forum.

    It's pretty cool that he wordenhancemented my name to MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING. That's the sort of guy Lanny is :D

    It's May, by mid May and Lanny has all his assignments in he'll be getting drunk every night and messing with us again.
  16. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I've known plenty of guys that were roller coasters and completely illogical human beings. Not saying it's always their fault though.

    Post menopausal guys? When guy's testosterone levels start falling they often get cranky. I've had problem with middle aged guys, they start shit like road rage, etc. Young guys are great compared with them.

    Ideally both guys and girls need hormone replacement therapy. I've been told it keeps you younger for longer.

    Originally posted by -mal- It’s really only a problem if you are consistently not involved at all. I’m sure HTS will forgive you if that was all that really transpired.

    Why is HTS not posting?
  17. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Everyone here likes underaged girls but they won't admit it.

    I have seen young girls that I just want to hug, same way I hug a puppy. They're so cute and adorable, but I don't want to fuck them.

    My sexual preference is 25 - 35 yo. I have very little sexual desire for young women.

    You pedos ruin everything.
  18. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Narc is like 50 but lives for 20-something escorts and chatting up uni-students.
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Nerves
    Well I ran outta postsπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
    Bye bishes.

    Lanny is very cool as far as admins go - unless you deliberately go up against him like infinityshock did he'll leave you alone - but I get the feeling that he is extremely busy right now. I'm sure he'd have made you un-restricted by now if he was online.
  20. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Get a job in a recycling centre or the like.

    I know some Polish guys who recycle TVs, most of the time it's just a very simple capacitor replacement.

    My exercise bike came from a recycling centre. My Aunt's BF found it there, took it home, she didn't use it, so I got it. He also found a nice chandelier, which made well over €100. All sorts of stuff gets chucked.

    I've eaten dumpster-dived food on one occasion with a bunch of hippy sorts, it was just fine.
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