I went to her place last night, I've only been there once on thanksgiving, but my gf wanted to hang last night and I asked if i could just go to her place. I show up and her and her roomies are outside drinking and this drunk bitch (and a coal burner) started talking mad shit to me when I tried to give her a friendly hug and wouldn't shut up. She threw up her smirnoff ice and I called her a gross bitch and when she yawned I stuck two of my finger in her mouth and she threw up all over my hand and started bitching me out about how she was going to call the cops and I told her to go for it but she didn't.
I told my gf that i wanted to go up to her room to get away from the idiot and she started bitching me out for treating her friend that way and I told her I will never hang out with her and I wont meet her mom on mothers day, then I told her I have a 5 year old daughter and I'm a felon for choking my gf. She told me she was happy I told her that and she still wants me to meet her mom and she told me she will talk to her roomie for acting like an ass (not that I care i hope she dies so she will be out of my hair)
so i guess everything is alright. We kissed and made up and I told her that I'm a gentleman and I try to make people feel comfortable around me but if they talk shit to me then I will give it back and she said she understands and that that girl is moving out.
kinda bullshit when you put your best foot forward and some retard that I don't even know trys to take me down.
my gf said it will take a few days for this to pass, but who knows man. I've been with her a year and I've told her I want to live with her and have a baby with her so we will see how it goes.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
I've fucked black girls, but coal burners are trash.
This sounds like an above average Bill Krozby story.
yeah i've fucked black chicks too but coal burners suck. I asked this girl a few weeks ago if her son was half black and she got highly defensive and asked me "who fucking cares" and I said "obviously not his dad"
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Originally posted by Red_Woman
We already cleared that point, Bill Krozby. Follow me, ffs.
actually you should follow me... but I can tell that you're not... smh.. im like 30 years younger than her mom... so who cares what I will look like at her age.. im a young man now.. smh..
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Get a girl whose mom has good joints. You can wet the driest pussy, you can suck the droopiest tits, but the least sexy thing you can hear in bed is "my hips hurt, stop"..
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tee hee hee
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Get a girl whose mom has good joints. You can wet the driest pussy, you can suck the droopiest tits, but the least sexy thing you can hear in bed is "my hips hurt, stop"..
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Get a girl whose mom has good joints. You can wet the driest pussy, you can suck the droopiest tits, but the least sexy thing you can hear in bed is "my hips hurt, stop"..
true that, I left my last gf because she was like that. funny thing after I broke up with her she started wanting me to fuck her up the asshole
