Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-16 at 1:04 AM UTC in Well fuck
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by NARCassist tell me, does it have a minge between its legs? or a big pair of hairy bollocks?

   
   Cos minges are so attractive, right?
   
   There's a lot to be said for the dick as opposed to the vagina. Dicks just squirt, vaginas are tubes full of juices in various states of ... nature.
2. 2018-05-16 at 1 AM UTC in Urgent: bee colony swarming and collecting in backyard
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   I got stung by a bee once for no reason whatsoever, I was out in the open, on concrete, it just flew right up to me and stung me.
   
   I was angry at the time, but I was an environmentalist protesting a pipeline at the time, so now I assume the bee stung me for being such a faggot.
3. 2018-05-16 at 12:56 AM UTC in The cringe thread
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Cringe.
4. 2018-05-16 at 12:52 AM UTC in Coming of Age Movies
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Long shot, but does anyone know the Greek film where the 14 year old gets Syphilis from his slutty old neighbour?
5. 2018-05-16 at 12:50 AM UTC in Coming of Age Movies
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Coming of Age movies are kinda different to comedies. They sort of hit out at the different things you had to deal with when you were a kid. Who your friends were, how you would decide your peer group, what you would do for a living, what you would do sexually, etc.
   
   It's more or less a European post-jedi genre to be honest.
6. 2018-05-16 at 12:46 AM UTC in Recorded a video of myself
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   What idiot thought up the basic design for bongs. "We'll make it wide at the bottom and thin at the top. That'll make it easy to clean"
7. 2018-05-16 at 12:44 AM UTC in Well fuck
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Is Canada paying for surgery? Either way, a "neovagina" is not a pussy, and I hope you guys don't expect to be able to treat it like one.
   
   And you're probably going to have some public health service pajeet doing the work. Goddam.
8. 2018-05-16 at 12:40 AM UTC in first person who posts here i'll do a dab in your honor
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Listen OP Something Squirrel is an AI. I helped write him in fact.
   
   As the first human to post, I deserve the dab.
9. 2018-05-16 at 12:38 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Australia absolutely is an alien place. I wish I had had the chance to stay there longer.
10. 2018-05-16 at 12:23 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    
    I miss Enterrrr
11. 2018-05-16 at 12:13 AM UTC in Recruiting fighters for NIS Freedom Army
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    At your disposal.
12. 2018-05-16 at 12:02 AM UTC in The cringe thread
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Fuck cancer.

    
    Cringe.
13. 2018-05-16 at 12:01 AM UTC in Watch this little white boy become a lifelong racist
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    It happens about 4 seconds in.
14. 2018-05-15 at 11:57 PM UTC in The cringe thread
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Hope it's not your grandmother.

    
    My Granny was a lady, not a foul mouthed cunt who'd be all like "fuck you" and giving the finger to an unthinking disease.
15. 2018-05-15 at 11:50 PM UTC in The cringe thread
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    
    Oh wow you fucking ignorant old cow, enjoy getting shot up with chemotherapy just you can live another couple of months.
16. 2018-05-15 at 11:37 PM UTC in This is the end...
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats It's not my birthday until tomorrow.
    So you got to say it tomorrow.

    
    It's tomorrow here now.
17. 2018-05-15 at 11:34 PM UTC in Just Who is Fucking WHO?? HTS and Squirrel !!
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Did we find out if HTS is pre op or post op?
    Also did you guys know HTS stands for "he to she"

    
    HTS said before she is "pre op", but the idea that an operation is an inevitable part of transitioning is not true. Many operations go wrong, are badly performed and give disappointing results. It simply is not possible to create a perfect vagina out of a dick. I would advise against an operation to be honest.
    
    She has said she is getting an orchiectomy though, which is a removal of the testes (balls), which would probably be beneficial as they produce testosterone, which is a problem and can increase mood problems.
18. 2018-05-15 at 11:24 PM UTC in This is the end...
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Happy Birthday Fona!
    
    It's not easy getting older. Wait till you turn 30.
19. 2018-05-15 at 10:32 PM UTC in Well fuck
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by NARCassist lol that was my avatar on zoklet for a while.
    
    
    
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    It was super annoying.
20. 2018-05-15 at 3 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by mmQ praise him

    
    Lets not go attracting Jesus's attention to this forum OK?