Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-16 at 3:34 PM UTC in Captain Falcon
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Those posts are of too high a quality to be CF.
2. 2018-05-16 at 2:42 AM UTC in Catfishing?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   
   
   I fail too much to even get catfished these days.
3. 2018-05-16 at 2:36 AM UTC in Well fuck
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by HTS I had a small piece of leftover feta 'n' onion quiche (crustless) for brekky, and some macaroni salad with corned beef hash for dinner.
   
   And a cup of mini oreos for desert.
   
   Probs like 1800, if I'm being liberal with the numbers. I've been slacking when it comes to calorie counting lately…

   
   1800 sounds about right, especially since I presume you drank milk or tea with it as well.
   
   How many did you burn?
4. 2018-05-16 at 2:33 AM UTC in The cringe thread
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   I beat cancer and I never smiled or gave it the finger. I just did what I had to do to kill it.
   
   Whenever I see people smiling I think "fucking idiot". A fight with cancer is not something you smile about, cos it's not fun. Wow, you "won", temporarily, against some of your own cells.
   
   People who smile, usually are idiots. They are the sorts who are welcoming bad ideas. They think they're indestructable.
5. 2018-05-16 at 2:22 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by infinityshock this is why virgins shouldnt try to talk about sex

   
   Maybe the stretched out assholes you're used to.
6. 2018-05-16 at 2:20 AM UTC in ATTN: NARCassist
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Yeah we'll put you up in the big bedroom. Don't worry, it's big enough. It'll be entertaining - Daily in one bed, worrying about carbs, and Narc in the other, trying to smoke his heroin.
7. 2018-05-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in ATTN: NARCassist
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   You should both come visit me for a few days (the less time the better, like 3 days, cos you might be a boring cunt).
   
   Yes I live in my Mom's house, but we have a nice farm here which you can visit, and we have cars, and you can get rail and sail tickets from English cities all the way to Dublin, which include your train journey and your ferry journey combined, for just £34 all included ( https://www.irishferries.com/uk-en/special-offers-from-britain-to-ireland/rail-sail/ ).
   
   
   Whereas a simple train journey along the same routes can cost over £100. It's so cheap as it's all subsidised, some sort of government incentive to encourage travel and mutual understanding between Ireland and England. I can pick you up in Dublin port if you aren't an awkward cunt, and give you a nice bedroom for a few nights for free, (if you aren't a smelly cunt), cos it's all just sitting there idle anyway.
8. 2018-05-16 at 1:53 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by NARCassist yeah right, it was your moms, she prolly used to get it out while having sex sessions with the dog and so the dog started to associate it as a toy for him and your mom to use.

   
   Sex with a female dog won't work well, they're only in heat a few weeks out of the year. Not that women would be attracted to a female sexually anyway - lesbian bed death and all.
   
   Also that dildo is clearly too big to be used on a normal vagina or asshole. Real dildos are far smaller.
   
   And dogs just like chewing up lumps of plastic just cos it reminds them of bones and prey animals
9. 2018-05-16 at 1:44 AM UTC in Today I will be wearing a 5xl t-shirt
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock closest I could do
   
   not that you would care.. being you're the faggot, faggot!
   
   

   
   She looks like Link from the Nintendo games. Just with longer hair and titties.
10. 2018-05-16 at 1:42 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    She looks so happy though.
11. 2018-05-16 at 1:40 AM UTC in ATTN: NARCassist
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by NARCassist its not like northern ireland here pal, we don't have checkpoints and shit you know.

    
    Watch what you say, I'll report you for hate speech faggot.
12. 2018-05-16 at 1:38 AM UTC in ATTN: NARCassist
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    NARC lives in one of those places down south, Devon or Dover or Darthmouth. Place they invaded France from.
13. 2018-05-16 at 1:35 AM UTC in Well fuck
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by gumbo *him
    
    He has a dick.

    
    Aren't you the same shapeshifting politically correct fuck who attacked me 100 times for having race-realist beliefs?
14. 2018-05-16 at 1:33 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I think we know where dildos come from.
15. 2018-05-16 at 1:31 AM UTC in ATTN: NARCassist
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Do you even have your lisence to travel to London?
16. 2018-05-16 at 1:20 AM UTC in ATTN: NARCassist
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Too bad rail tickets in the UK cost at least £150 one way.
17. 2018-05-16 at 1:18 AM UTC in The following users will burn out:
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    lol what a cute dog though, is he part dingo?
18. 2018-05-16 at 1:15 AM UTC in is this someones idea of a joke?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    The boomers and the hippies bought the properties around you. The radicals of the 1960s - now your landlords.
19. 2018-05-16 at 1:07 AM UTC in Watch this little white boy become a lifelong racist
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by the pat-man does that kid count as white now? is the 56% meme true?

    
    You're right. He's clearly not 100% Pure Bavarian Phenotype.
20. 2018-05-16 at 1:05 AM UTC in Well fuck
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Daily How many calories has HTS consumed today

    
    If only HTS could channel her hatred for her own body into an eating disorder.
    
    Not even trolling.