Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-15 at 2:57 PM UTC in Redwoman and Ohfralala have both only made 2 threads...
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   It's probably like why women will never start a conversation in a bar, but will talk for hours once you do.
2. 2018-05-15 at 2:31 PM UTC in Well fuck
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Dfg So help me out here, HTS Is a guy and Something Squirrel is a guy as well. Unless I missed something. Kinda confused.

   
   HTS is a male to female transexual, identifies as a woman (pronouns she/her) and is on medical treatment to transition.
3. 2018-05-15 at 12:58 AM UTC in What's a good first gun?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Listen, OP, just go to Walmart and buy the biggest gun they have.
   
   You need that stopping power to fend off the packs of wild negroes.
4. 2018-05-15 at 12:55 AM UTC in Good video
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   lol, Orthodox jedis aren't poor.
   
   Why do you spend all your time worrying about jedis and no time at all worrying about poor whites?
5. 2018-05-15 at 12:51 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Is Red Woman a Game of Thrones reference?
6. 2018-05-15 at 12:28 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Red_Woman Really? Badass niggas, who boost raping cadavers, their sister and whatnot, scared by some nails?! 😱

   
   Keep fantasising that you're scary, woman.
   
   I mean is that the point, to be scary? To compensate for how much weaker than men you are?
   
   Anyway I'm thinking about labour relations and how much it sucks to be a blue collar worker as opposed to a white collar one.
7. 2018-05-15 at 12:15 AM UTC in WTF is the deal with uploading avatars
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand How are gifs working then?

   
   You can resize gifs quite easily in something like GIMP.
8. 2018-05-15 at 12:03 AM UTC in "Rimming"
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Tell me this isn't actually a thing straight people do.
9. 2018-05-15 at 12:01 AM UTC in WTF is the deal with uploading avatars
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   You've got to resize it to less than 75 pixels by 75 pixels manually unfortunately.
10. 2018-05-14 at 11:57 PM UTC in Should Trump get a Nobel Peace Prize?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Obama was given it to encourage him to pursue peace. It was a prize to encourage him, not to reward him. The committee said as much.
    
    Also, not so widely stated, they're a bunch of dumbass Swedes who are wholly insulated from reality and who believe wholeheartedly in the magic negro.
    
    Obama was a warmonger who murdered Ghaddafi in Libya, supplied ISIS with arms, and was only dissuaded from invading Syria by a huge social media and call in campaign.
    
    Anyway, being a straight white male is an instant disqualification from receiving a Nobel Peace Prize.
11. 2018-05-14 at 11:42 PM UTC in How much of a bum are you (1-10)
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Being on welfare is an automatic 4.
12. 2018-05-14 at 11:40 PM UTC in Acquiring CBD Oil for health purposes
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    MS patients consume a lot of cannabis of different admixtures, you should check them out.
    
    I knew one about 10 years ago and she said it was the only thing that helped her. Of course she might have just been a stoner. Who knows.
13. 2018-05-14 at 11:38 PM UTC in How much of a bum are you (1-10)
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I'm probably a 2 or 3. I have a comfy life, but drink a lot. My room is clean though.
14. 2018-05-14 at 11:17 PM UTC in What's a good first gun?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    If go to walmart and you pick the wrong gun it'll jam on you all the time, even when perfectly clean, and you won't be able to hit a barn at 15 metres.
    
    You'll probably be raped by a pack of wild niggers.
    
    Guns are srs bsns. It's not like all the shitty guns have been discontinued or anything.
15. 2018-05-14 at 11:14 PM UTC in InfinityShock is a Shill
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I want to play bum simulator.
16. 2018-05-14 at 11:08 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    Look at those child-bearing hips.
    
    This is the sort of girl who goes to the bathroom and comes back 5 minutes later with triplets.
17. 2018-05-14 at 11 PM UTC in What's a good first gun?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Imagine if carpenters debated hammers as much as you guys debated guns. "Guys I'm going to hammer in a nail on Thursday, what hammer should I buy?"
18. 2018-05-14 at 10:59 PM UTC in What's a good first gun?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Lanny is wise to wordenhancement my name, and guns work just like remote controls, you put the batteries in one end and point the business end at the television.
    
    If you put bullets into a gun and it doesn't fire or you miss then it's your own fault for being an incompetent fuck. All guns are basically the same. You yanks will literally make hundred page forum threads about which gun is better without worrying about your own aim being shitty.
19. 2018-05-14 at 10:38 PM UTC in The wings system
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by HTS tfw im probably the only person here with broken wings

    
    I had sex with a fat stroke victim once. She was paralised down one side. She had some stupid incurable congenital disease that caused her to keep having strokes, yet she was a complete bitch about my cancer, what a whore, hope she's dead now.
20. 2018-05-14 at 10:25 PM UTC in How to open Soylent
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Where are you, Florida?
    
    You feel like a Florider gal.