Posts by Soyboy

1. 2018-05-19 at 2:20 PM UTC in Mass Killer Born in the 2000s?
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Also bank and finance hacking you will buy something for $1 but get charged $2 even though your bank says it was $1

   
   This is why my bank account is always empty.
2. 2018-05-19 at 12:46 AM UTC in I am leaving Google forever
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Remember to pick a professional email. You won't get the job if the guy who's screening resumes has to email kikeslammer88@hotmail.com
3. 2018-05-19 at 12:44 AM UTC in I am leaving Google forever
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Leaving google is a pretty big deal. Bing isn't anywhere near as good (Microsoft employees use google) and gmail is quite convenient.
   
   If you need an email outlook.com is the current Microsoft one, right? An @outlook.com email looks professional.
   
   Or use protonmail. You can still get your firstname.lastname on it if you try.
   
   Yandex.com is Russia's google, and offer some similar services, it's very good, they do email and similar services, so long as you don't mind occasionally seeing Cyrillic.
4. 2018-05-18 at 10:39 PM UTC in DH users are virtual intelligences...
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by Codebeta Why sell it…turn it into a Nigga Facebook with free speech and patriots will join in millions. I want my own office and a flower pot. Jill can be my secretary…so buy a few mini skirts.

   
   There already is a gab.ai
5. 2018-05-18 at 7:37 PM UTC in Picture released of school shooter in Texas
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   All guns need to be banned.
6. 2018-05-18 at 7:28 PM UTC in Picture released of school shooter in Texas
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   
   Cringe.
   
   It's not even a nice trench-coat.
7. 2018-05-18 at 5:57 PM UTC in Royel Wadden in Engerland
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Limeys are dumb lemming fucks anyway. They're the sort of people who'd run into machine gun fire during World War 1 then carry their severed limbs back to the trenches, as cheery as can be.
8. 2018-05-18 at 4:42 PM UTC in The reason baby chickens are yellow
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   This is horrible.
9. 2018-05-18 at 4:40 PM UTC in Picture released of school shooter in Texas
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   
   
   CNN is saying he is an incel.
   
   

   Suspect walked inside and yelled “surprise” before trigging bombs and shooting
   He used a shotgun and a pistol
   He wore a long trench coat
   There were probably multiple pipe bombs somehow triggered at the same time
   Suspect has complained about how hard it is to find dates

10. 2018-05-18 at 3:02 PM UTC in My Life Without A Cock
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    lol
11. 2018-05-18 at 2:59 PM UTC in My Life Without A Cock
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    
    https://tmblr.co/ZOl3Yv2S1e1mU
    
    That's not cool.
12. 2018-05-18 at 2:45 PM UTC in Royel Wadden in Engerland
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Cucks from across the commonwealth have arrived in Her Majesty's Realm to camp in the open air outside Windsor Castle, like filthy homeless peasants. They were not even allowed to put up tents.
    
    
    
    Meanwhile huwhite nationalists are having a complete fit as the Bride is apparently half-nig-nog.
    
    

    Because of the drastic importance of this monumentally catastrophic event in human history, nigger-lovers from across the Enchanted Isles are lining up in the streets to greet the royal ginger and his pet baboon.

    
    https://dailystormer.name/cheerful-british-nigger-lovers-camp-in-the-street-in-preparation-for-royal-wedding/
    
    What a shit show.
13. 2018-05-18 at 3:12 AM UTC in Here is a picture of goatse for you to click on
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by mmQ How many times do I have to click on it before it does something ZaNY?? I'm over a few hundred already c'mon.

    
    What would you like it to do?
14. 2018-05-18 at 2:57 AM UTC in Here is a picture of goatse for you to click on
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    
    As promised
15. 2018-05-18 at 1:33 AM UTC in how much to tip pizza delivery guy?
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by greenplastic Anyways the place is like a 10 minute walk away. That's like a straight up 10 minutes too, not like a "15 minutes" masquerading as 10 minutes or anything like that. The only reason I don't walk there myself is because I usually look like a straight up weirdo at these times and also I'm not trying to talk to anyone that I don't absolutely need to. But basically the place is like right there.

    
    By the time you walk home with a pizza isn't it cold?
    
    Oh, on topic, you should tip with life advice. Like "don't do drugs", or "remember to drink enough water". Also with stories, and random curiosities you find. It's much more valuable than money.
16. 2018-05-18 at 1:30 AM UTC in Star Wars video games
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I played Star Wars Battlefront 2 for the first time today. I did the tutorial mission. It was one of the better games I've played. It reminded me of Perfect Dark Zero, and it kinda made me sad as that game was way better and the multiplayer was a lot of fun.
    
    I'll probably never play it again.
17. 2018-05-18 at 1:27 AM UTC in The Soy Zone
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I spent the day planting trees and putting fences around them.
    
    Just watched this:
    
    As a skit I give it 5/10. I didn't laugh out loud or anything, but it was still amusing.
    
    I miss playing Flight Simulator games. I don't even have a joystick anymore.
    
    Right now listening to old episodes of Tales from the Trough.
18. 2018-05-18 at 12:35 AM UTC in Quitting Smoking
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I've heard of people using weed to quick tobacco.
    
    Ultranationalism is the best crutch to quitting cigs tho.

    Hitler knew.
    
19. 2018-05-18 at 12:13 AM UTC in "Such a large number of people couldn't keep something secret"
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    4Misinfo helps. People who just make stuff up. For instance holograms on 911, or underground alien bases in Antarctica.
    
    

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Time reveals all things

    
    We still don't know what happened in the Catiline conspiracy in Ancient Rome.
20. 2018-05-17 at 5:06 PM UTC in The Soy Zone
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    Not many people remember back when the Simpsons was a comedy program.