2019-09-02 at 7:44 AM UTC
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wanted: HD scat-porn
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I'm gonna go submit a pull in the other room in a few minutes.
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2020-05-11 at 4:18 PM UTC
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I just committed a felony...
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Originally posted by WellHung
i dont give a fuck. Fuck him. i'd do the same to you, too.
You should also molest the kid so that he has more a reason to stay high.
My consulting fee is $100.
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Sometimes it's just a dyslexic person calling someone a ginger.
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I have a total nurse fetish where a chick in scrubs just teases my cock for hours and bills me for it as a medical procedure.
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2020-05-11 at 3:31 AM UTC
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Miranda
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Originally posted by Technologist
She’s a slut because people like to look at her pics?😂
How many views do you have on pornhub?
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I'm getting drunker by the moment.
YOLO.
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2020-05-11 at 2:15 AM UTC
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Miranda
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So let me tell you all about this chick I used to work with.
She was a teaser of cocks.
This was a call center and we all had assigned seating. She violated these orders so she could sit directly next to me.
She had a penchant for reaching across the desks in front of us to grab something ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Her ass was always just popping right out of her jeans, directly into my face.
Well I fucking found her hoe ass on pornhub all these years later.
My dick is gonna be sore come tomorrow morning.
She should have been arrested for sexual harassment.
ITT we talk about sexual harassment where the woman is the aggressor.
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2020-05-10 at 9:24 PM UTC
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I am turning 30 this week.
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Hitting your 30s is the most depressing thing ever.
It's all downhill from here.
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Is 12 year old pussy even that good?
People risk jail time and a completely ruined reputation over that shit.
That only piques my curiosity.
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Wait who is kinko?
She has a vagina and I am just know hearing about her?
Someone post a pic of her.
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I want one of the DH chicks with big titties to come to my house and suffocate me in breasteses.
A death I would take with dignity.
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2020-05-10 at 7:19 PM UTC
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Best NIS Boobies
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Originally posted by POLECAT
can u jerk it now?
No.
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I still have a pic from when I got my ass beat.
It was some stupid drunken bar brawl.
I even ended up with a chick in my bed that very night.
We didn't fuck, because I had ridiculous levels of whiskey dick, but still...
Being able to take an ass whoopin' with some dignity is beta as fuck.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Oh ya right scum head troll.
That's why we are interacting rn. Get a job, trash bag
Why don't you give me a job.
A blow job, that is.
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When I'm drunk I would fuck like half of the DH chicks.
But I have little to no idea what any of them really look like so it's a very strange impulse.
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2020-05-10 at 3:32 PM UTC
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Ineffable reality textures
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I mostly try actively to suppress my childhood memories.
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2020-05-10 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
minor offense.
Your favorite kind.
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You know when you drink so much that you wake up still kinda buzzed?
I just woke up completely hammered.
Ask Me Nothing.
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That's why I drink all the time.
Psycho anal-ize me, fellow space niggas.
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