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It's never a good sign when your boss comes up to you and asks if you're okay

  1. #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Last time that happened I was tripping on benadryl
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    One of my first jobs was at a drug store and the owner flat out asked me if I was on drugs and I just said ya.
    It was so hard not to bust out laughing I mean shit this is a drug store!!! why wouldn't I be on drugs.
    I would put a fresh vacuum bag in the vacuum cleaner then vacuum the area where they filled the scrips/they would spill pills all over the floor.
    I would take the bag home and try and figure out what pills were fun and which were not.
    Free drugs.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have only been caught high at work a few times

    One time my boss was like "did you enjoy your skunk for lunch?" Or something like that

    I was like COME ON MAN YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It happened 3 more times today
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I get away with drinking on the job all the time but it's because I telecommute and my performance is generally well above adequate (or sometimes just adequate if I'm on a particularly serious bender).

    That being said, I might have lost a job once a few years ago because I was taking benzos with my liquor for a while, and sometimes GHB and shrooms for a little extra kick.

    They never told me why they let me go though so I'll never know for sure.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I would take the bag home and try and figure out what pills were fun and which were not.

    That sounds like a fun, but potentially dangerous, game.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I bought a pill id book from K-mart.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I bought a pill id book from K-mart.

    There's some decent pill ID sites nowadays too where people send em in and they drug test them.

    But I think those are mostly for dark web purchases.

    That shit can be like Russian roulette.
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  9. #9
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya I was just a stupid highschooler.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I remember when you were espousing how great you were at your ratjob, ratface.

    Now they're talking about getting a welfare check on you cuz you're unable to push buttons and feed it some boxes.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I bought a pill id book from K-mart.

    I used to have a few of those big phone book sized books they put out every year but I they disappeared one time when I went to jail
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley I remember when you were espousing how great you were at your ratjob, ratface.

    Now they're talking about getting a welfare check on you cuz you're unable to push buttons and feed it some boxes.

    I am great why do you think every manager came up asking where I was and if I'm okay. They missed me. I was like bruh I've been watching anime and drinking alcohol and they just laughed OH YOU
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