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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why don't we all just become nonces so that nobody's an outsider anymore?
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr you have better shill? bring it forward, then.๐Ÿ‘ or are you just full of snark to cover up the fact that you've nothing more intelligent to say.

    Mostly full of snark.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And, come to think of it, two dudes fucking the same chick is kinda gay when you think about it.

    Our ducks were touching on the same flesh only minutes apart.

    TIL I'm a little bit gay.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by STER0S did u 2 circle jerk

    Nah. I told him I weren't down.

    We just smoked some meth and then he invited this chick over and we both fucked her.

    I mostly just got drunk tho.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok if I ever had someone over who legitimately asked me to join them in a masturbation session i would deck them in the face and make them leave immediately.

    Apparantly I'm open minded to a fault.

    If somebody requests something incredible of me at the dinner table, I put on my game face and just kinda laugh it off.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr can you please substantiate your claims:

    1. these business owners were "paid" by Trump.
    2. how the rich don't do their part.
    3. rich people are only selfish & full of greed(distinguish if you are talking small business owners or corporate business rich)
    4. how this is all fact & not your piss "poor" feelings because you're a "broke-ass" wanting a bitch and complain because of your own 'lack' of "personal" success.


    go.๐Ÿ‘

    Capitalist shill.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox Damn if ur looking up demented shit on someone elseโ€™s computer at least have the decency to erase your browsing history

    I know right?

    Dude was also knuckle deep into my facial moisturizer and tried to get me to join him in a jerk off session.

    I tend to have weird people over at my place apparantly.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So is hebephilia like half nonce?

    What degree of nonce is it?

    Asking for a friend.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You have nothing to lose but your chains, Nigro.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember when I first learned of the term "Skinner."

    This ex con was staying at my place and he used to term and I had to ask what it meant.

    He was googling stuff like "preteen swimsuit" on my computer.

    He said he was in for bank robbery but I kinda have my doubts.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Weeeeel gonts?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok what an I getting myself into.

    Love you both but totally platonicaly.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hey gad what u doing baby

    You can come too.

    It'll be a full blown party.

    Off the damn chain.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Wanna have sex? I'll pretend to be that girl.

    I'm down.

    Meet me at YVR airport.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Are you outside?? Nigga its like 38 here. Has to be colder there

    It's kinda slightly tolerable.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Still love you tho, mmQ.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh sorry. No I called you a stupid mom. Not your actual mom . You. Somehow you are a stupid mom.

    Ok I guess that's better?
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Watchu drinking? Post pix

  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What was a dick thing to say? I need to know.

    Wasn't there something about my mom being a hoe?

    I actually have no idea.

    We good homie.
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