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  1. 2020-04-16 at 3 PM UTC
    #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi You people keep saying the same thing over and over yet if I were to say the same you would call me out for it

    true dat.
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  2. 2020-04-16 at 3:05 PM UTC
    #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat true dat.

    I agree

    fucking nonces
  3. 2020-04-16 at 4:23 PM UTC
    #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  4. 2020-04-16 at 4:25 PM UTC
    #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember when I first learned of the term "Skinner."

    This ex con was staying at my place and he used to term and I had to ask what it meant.

    He was googling stuff like "preteen swimsuit" on my computer.

    He said he was in for bank robbery but I kinda have my doubts.
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  5. 2020-04-16 at 4:41 PM UTC
    #25
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Damn if ur looking up demented shit on someone else’s computer at least have the decency to erase your browsing history
  6. 2020-04-16 at 4:43 PM UTC
    #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox Damn if ur looking up demented shit on someone else’s computer at least have the decency to erase your browsing history

    I know right?

    Dude was also knuckle deep into my facial moisturizer and tried to get me to join him in a jerk off session.

    I tend to have weird people over at my place apparantly.
  7. 2020-04-16 at 4:48 PM UTC
    #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok if I ever had someone over who legitimately asked me to join them in a masturbation session i would deck them in the face and make them leave immediately.
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  8. 2020-04-16 at 4:49 PM UTC
    #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Any male, I should say.
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  9. 2020-04-16 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok if I ever had someone over who legitimately asked me to join them in a masturbation session i would deck them in the face and make them leave immediately.

    Apparantly I'm open minded to a fault.

    If somebody requests something incredible of me at the dinner table, I put on my game face and just kinda laugh it off.
  10. 2020-04-16 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #30
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I know right?

    Dude was also knuckle deep into my facial moisturizer and tried to get me to join him in a jerk off session.

    I tend to have weird people over at my place apparantly.

    did u 2 circle jerk
  11. 2020-04-16 at 4:52 PM UTC
    #31
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by STER0S did u 2 circle jerk

    Nah. I told him I weren't down.

    We just smoked some meth and then he invited this chick over and we both fucked her.

    I mostly just got drunk tho.
  12. 2020-04-16 at 4:53 PM UTC
    #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And, come to think of it, two dudes fucking the same chick is kinda gay when you think about it.

    Our ducks were touching on the same flesh only minutes apart.

    TIL I'm a little bit gay.
  13. 2020-04-16 at 4:54 PM UTC
    #33
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Nah. I told him I weren't down.

    We just smoked some meth and then he invited this chick over and we both fucked her.

    I mostly just got drunk tho.

    oh meth was involved

    nao i c
  14. 2020-04-16 at 5:20 PM UTC
    #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Our ducks were touching on the same flesh only minutes apart.

    Imagine when your ducks touch.
  15. 2020-04-16 at 5:22 PM UTC
    #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Get the fuck off the BBS, Chester.
  16. 2020-04-16 at 6:22 PM UTC
    #36
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok if I ever had someone over who legitimately asked me to join them in a masturbation session i would deck them in the face and make them leave immediately.

    why so insecure.
  17. 2020-04-16 at 6:51 PM UTC
    #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why so insecure.

    If you decline a suggestion for a mutual masturbation session, the following minutes or hours after that becomes uncomfortable. Best to just kick them out right there and avoid the sound of the living room clock ticking altogether.
  18. 2020-04-16 at 7:13 PM UTC
    #38
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i've always wanted to do mutual, synchronized masturbations.
  19. 2020-04-16 at 8:11 PM UTC
    #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok if I ever had someone over who legitimately asked me to join them in a masturbation session i would deck them in the face and make them leave immediately.

    It is a pretty obvious seduction attempt.
  20. 2020-04-16 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #40
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, this is not OK
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