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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Firecrackers in the neighborhood park. 16


    Do you need a safe word

    I only need a safe word if I'm 2 seconds away from death.

    Otherwise, plz continue mistress.

    Which Simpsons character do you most identify with?
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace don't you dare laugh at my ass

    What does the cherry represent though?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs No. I draw the line in anal pineapple-ing

    You must be free of all alcohol and chemicals (including marijuana) for 31 days and eat pineapple each day

    Could you do it?

    Shit... Well I guess I'll have to pass.

    I like liquour too much.

    Actually, real talk...

    If I quit drinking would this actually be a thing?

    It's kind of incentive to stop drinking.

    Can you post a pic in a bathing suit or lingerie or some such thing?

    I need to know if it's worth it to quit drinking.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And back to Stopffs...

    If I promise to spank you will you come over?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually yeah I guess I do like pineapple.

    On pizza... or served raw.

    Whatever.

    Next person's question...

    Who is your favorite James Bond actor?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs I don’t drink

    You didn’t ask to describe a fun sex session!

    You said define sex

    I prefer handcuffs, blindfolds, pretty little torture devices such as French ticklers and nipple/clit clamps, I expect my ass to be properly spanked, and ….

    Omg plz let's meet up.

    Originally posted by Stopffs Do you eat pineapple?

    Inserted rectally?

    Not particularly.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    lol
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs penetration, oral, dry humping naked, masturbation together

    Same

    You're so vanilla...

    It's adorable.

    Hows about I buy a sex swing and you come out here and meet me.

    Bring a bottle of Absinthe and a case of whipped cream canisters.

    I'll bring the rest.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Ooops .. sowwwy you did ask a question.

    Yes, at least

    How many dicks have you had in any of your holes? Hmmm?

    Okay, how many dicks have you had inside of you AT ONCE?
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs ^^ you forgot to

    A. Answer the question
    B. Ask a question

    Ok...

    I've had zero dicks in my holes.

    And I'm not even lying to preserve some kind of heteronormativitiy...

    I've had my schlong up inside a dude's mouth more than once.

    But no dick in mine.

    I also had a finger in my asshole once.

    Just kinda being straight honest here.

    Question for next person:
    How do you define sex?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    Where is that?

    It looks like that one Italian city where they have rivers in the middle of the street.

    I've never been there, but I've heard of it... Venice? Something like that.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs 4

    How many dicks have you had in any of your holes

    Yeah fucking right.

    Aren't you at least in your 40s?

    That's a dick per decade.

    That shit is just plain unrealistic.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Can I omit 1 year? 2012-2013?

    Ok fine, you can omit that particular era.

    Just gimme a number.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Do all holes count?

    Just vag.

    Maybe ass too... It depends on just how frequently...

    Let's stick with just vag for now.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Emmm at 1 time?

    In total.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Hosting the holidays, especially Christmas making it over the top for the grands 💕

    Oops …. my new blazer. I love it, but it’s expensive and I don’t need the extra expense right now

    What is your most fond childhood memory - and how old were you (3-18 yrs old)

    Christmas before my parents divorced.

    How many penises have you had inside of you?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Naw … haven’t been back to the great north west in a lifetime or so.

    Where abouts do you live then?

    Please give exact latitude and longitude.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs No I’m Lanny

    I'm hard either way.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs my step mom was the Principle at a high school in the valley.

    I think my brother and you are close in age

    Are you still in Washington?

    That would make us practically neighbors.
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