Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-04-15 at 6:37 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Seems kinda gay, tbh.
   
   Same with Fortran.
   
   We should be learning lisp if anything.
   
   But even that's kinda gay
   
   Why over complicate things?
2. 2020-04-15 at 6:23 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL He could replicate the sensation on you after the fact.

   
   So basically mmQ fucks me?
   
   Kinda not even entirely opposed to the idea.
3. 2020-04-15 at 6:22 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I would return it in pristine condition, though.
4. 2020-04-15 at 6:21 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ You can borrow my penis if you want.

   
   But then I won't feel it...
   
   Kinda defeats the purpose.
5. 2020-04-15 at 6:18 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I think I'm going to start wearing a penis extension, and if some chick tries to call me out on it, I will sue her for discrimination.
6. 2020-04-15 at 6:10 PM UTC in I got my stimulus but im just too pissed to enjoy it.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Fox Have you ever read the Unabomber manifesto? It’s great fun

   
   Dude was on some whole other shit.
   
   It's a brutal shame that we mostly only see him as a dude who blows people up when really he was all about some utopian shit.
7. 2020-04-15 at 6:06 PM UTC in Post a photo of what you're eating
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr breakfast
   
   

   
   Who the fuck takes the time to slice up a banana.
   
   Just go down on it like a dick like the rest of us.
   
   EDIT: had to correct test to rest because apparantly I'm actually a little bit retarded.
8. 2020-04-15 at 6:03 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by stl1 Do they sell dick ring extenders that you add to every year?
   
   Asking for a friend.

   
   Ask Jig.
9. 2020-04-15 at 6:02 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Make one clever comment you old raggedy Ann. You're a piece of garbage. I dont even know why I dislike you when I'm drunk but I do. When I'm sober i dont really care at all. But when I'm drinking your stupid posts bother me because I know you make them to ne funny but you're not ever funny. Ever.
   
   /emoji

   
   
10. 2020-04-15 at 5:40 PM UTC in WTF I am being spied on by Google and have proof
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Who are you going to contact?

    
    Ghostbusters.
11. 2020-04-15 at 5:39 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So is there some kind of beauty standard where the longer the neck is the hotter the chick?
12. 2020-04-15 at 5:29 PM UTC in What is your opinion Jig
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Where are all these sexy young broads partying?
    
    Damn I need to start stacking paper so I can get in on this alleged pussy fest.
13. 2020-04-15 at 3:51 PM UTC in WTF I am being spied on by Google and have proof
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I think we actually are being monitored.
    
    Our phones are probably listening to us 24/7 and picking up key words that we utter.
    
    I'm not even much of a conspiracy theorist but this one actually seems legit.
14. 2020-04-15 at 3:47 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The meat packers

    
    Is that a homophobic slur?
15. 2020-04-15 at 3:46 PM UTC in Тrumpbux just came in.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I want some Trudeau bucks.
16. 2020-04-15 at 3:44 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Archer513
    
    
    
    
    

    
    The extreme tattooery is absolutely reprehensible.
    
    But would still hit it, tho.
17. 2020-04-15 at 3:42 PM UTC in Just ran out of both money and liquor
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Real men inject sodium chloride directly into their bloodstream.
18. 2020-04-15 at 3:39 PM UTC in what about Denise Richards again?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is she the one from the movie Wild Things?
    
    That movie was sexy.
    
    And full of plot twists too.
19. 2020-04-15 at 3:32 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fox Also when I say I tried to become an alcoholic, I literally stayed drunk almost every conscious moment for like 4 months straight. I never experienced a physical dependence, I had to force myself to do it every time and it was always unpleasant. Then when I stopped I didn’t have any “withdrawal” symptoms. Some mild headaches for like a week, and some muscle aches.
    
    I know it’s not heroin or meth but there must be something to it if all those losers in AA turn alcohol addiction into a lifelong struggle. So why didn’t it happen to me

    
    It's a different strokes for different folks kinda thing.
    
    Different drugs are going to be more or less addictive depending on personality.
    
    Heroin consumed my life, but I can pretty much take any stimulant willy nilly and never be compelled to take it again.
20. 2020-04-15 at 1:21 PM UTC in Anyone like hairy girls?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Absolutely atrocious.
    
    But it's not their fault that they are so hairy, so it feels kinda dickish ridiculing them.
    
    But then again, all they need is a razor or some Nair and they're good to go. Kind of an easy fix.