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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax First you blame your bank for you over drafting your account. Now you blame Facebook for you falling out of touch with your friends and family. What’s next, blame your dad for your lack of balls?

    You remember that thread?

    Anyway, this thread is meant to be taken light-heartedly.

    I rarely check Facebook for a reason.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Things change, bro. People change. However, not you, unfortunately…Zooks, ur still the same ol' addict, who has been hopeless and static, for many years, now…👍🌹

    Nigger.

    Go back to fucking your own kind.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What about BBC?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So I'm morning drunk and scrolling through Facebook feeds of friends, and what a fucking trip this all is...

    My ex girlfriend is married with children.

    A few friends I haven't seen in years are dead.

    My step sister is in a hipster band.

    A bunch of friends moved three provinces over.

    WTF?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They were here before us.

    They will be here after us.

    Manifest destiny.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs I would figure something out. This fantasy stuff is completely boring to me …

    What was the last selfless act you did for another human being ?

    Fantasy as in the sex stuff, or the alien stuff?

    Last selfless act I did for another human being was probably giving money to somebody homeless... I usually toss a few bucks when I can because I have been there myself.

    What do you do to entertain yourself while are sober?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So, Stopffs, exactly how green is your grass?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Another reason why the answer is no …


    imagine boundaries as a fence around yourself …. if boundaries were narrow the fence would be closer to self. I see that as easier access .. for another with a long reach. My stone fence is an acre away from self and 20 ft high …

    Actually yeah, you're right.

    That analogy is better than what I was thinking.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Sorry Gadz … I’m a really private person. I opened the account when my daughter went to college. I use the account for family, primarily, and real life friends I’ve known in person first.My boundaries are rather large.

    I think you mean your boundaries are rather narrow.

    But yeah, I'm generally a pretty private person, but I'm kinda tipsy (yes, at 9AM), and threw caution to the wind and posted my full name on here (not the first time, tho).

    YOLO!
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Sure .. if it were totally horrible I could just off myself later.

    Will the long term effects of the covid-19 bullshit negatively impact your personal lifestyle for a year or more?

    I'm actually a legit hermit and radical introvert, so one would think that COVID wouldn't affect my mental state at all...

    But for some reason it does.

    I'm used to having the option of hitting up a bar once in a while to get some human interaction, but I can't even do that.

    What if the aliens explicitly mention that they are taking you back to their planet to be a sex slave?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or message... or friend request...

    I don't fucking know.

    I never use Facebook but I might start a little bit.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs I rarely use FB. but I don’t understand what you mean

    Just add me, lady.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually, add me on Facebook.

    Darren MacKenzie.

    I'm the one without an actual profile pic.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Why FB message me, ask how I’m doing I answer, am conversational and then …. nothing. What’s the point?

    Imagine unironically using Facebook in 2020.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs No I’m a victim of teenage parents who chose alcohol and drugs over being decent parents

    Where is your question please

    Your parents sound cool (in a temporary, fun kinda way), but also cruel (in a long view kinda way).

    If aliens came to Earth and offered to take you back to their home planet to become a slave, the only alternative being total decimation of humanity if you decline, would you risk the unknown and take one for the team?
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by blaster master Cool jump rope, your grass is really green!

    There's nothing hotter than a chick with particularly green grass.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Did you at any point mention the particular site in this thread?

    I kinda skimmed through looking for that, because it can be pretty relevant.

    I've used Python to jury rig like a dozen different custom video downloaders over the years for those hard to reach places.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Yes, to the extreme! I probably would have been a contractor, had I been a man or had some supportive role models … my father, grandfather, great grandfather, and great great grandfathers were all master carpenters … this is a loft bunk bed I designed and made for my grands room in my house, for Christmas.

    You are a victim of the patriarchy and antiquated gender roles.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs what was the last DIY project you did.

    Sex.

    If you could go back in time to any era whatsoever, what would it be?
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My last three text messages are:
    1. An attempted phishing scam.
    2. A temporary 6 digit code so I can access online banking.
    3. An e-transfer I sent to myself to transfer money from one bank account to another.

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