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  1. penetration, oral, dry humping naked, masturbation together

    Same
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Ooops .. sowwwy you did ask a question.

    Yes, at least

    How many dicks have you had in any of your holes? Hmmm?

    Okay, how many dicks have you had inside of you AT ONCE?
  3. You type to fast!

    1

    Define sex
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs penetration, oral, dry humping naked, masturbation together

    Same

    You're so vanilla...

    It's adorable.

    Hows about I buy a sex swing and you come out here and meet me.

    Bring a bottle of Absinthe and a case of whipped cream canisters.

    I'll bring the rest.
  5. Originally posted by gadzooks You're so vanilla…

    It's adorable.

    Hows about I buy a sex swing and you come out here and meet me.

    Bring a bottle of Absinthe and a case of whipped cream canisters.

    I'll bring the rest.

    I don’t drink

    You didn’t ask to describe a fun sex session!

    You said define sex

    I prefer handcuffs, blindfolds, pretty little torture devices such as French ticklers and nipple/clit clamps, I expect my ass to be properly spanked, and ....

    Do you eat pineapple?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs I don’t drink

    You didn’t ask to describe a fun sex session!

    You said define sex

    I prefer handcuffs, blindfolds, pretty little torture devices such as French ticklers and nipple/clit clamps, I expect my ass to be properly spanked, and ….

    Omg plz let's meet up.

    Originally posted by Stopffs Do you eat pineapple?

    Inserted rectally?

    Not particularly.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually yeah I guess I do like pineapple.

    On pizza... or served raw.

    Whatever.

    Next person's question...

    Who is your favorite James Bond actor?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And back to Stopffs...

    If I promise to spank you will you come over?
  9. No. I draw the line in anal pineapple-ing

    You must be free of all alcohol and chemicals (including marijuana) for 31 days and eat pineapple each day

    Could you do it?
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    sean connery tied with daniel craig. I think craig was a great casting choice for the reboot


    have you ever been arrested? if so what was the first time and why?
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs No. I draw the line in anal pineapple-ing

    You must be free of all alcohol and chemicals (including marijuana) for 31 days and eat pineapple each day

    Could you do it?

    Shit... Well I guess I'll have to pass.

    I like liquour too much.

    Actually, real talk...

    If I quit drinking would this actually be a thing?

    It's kind of incentive to stop drinking.

    Can you post a pic in a bathing suit or lingerie or some such thing?

    I need to know if it's worth it to quit drinking.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks Shit… Well I guess I'll have to pass.

    I like liquour too much.

    Actually, real talk…

    If I quit drinking would this actually be a thing?

    It's kind of incentive to stop drinking.

    Can you post a pic in a bathing suit or lingerie or some such thing?

    I need to know if it's worth it to quit drinking.

    lol. Then be like “ehhhh....gonna have to stick with booze”? . Way to force a quandary.
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  13. Originally posted by CASPER sean connery tied with daniel craig. I think craig was a great casting choice for the reboot


    have you ever been arrested? if so what was the first time and why?

    Naked and intoxicated in public (not my apartment swimming pool) 17 years old .. I actually escaped from the hospital (told them I was pregnant, lie) I got all the way out to the parking lot .. fuckers.

    Oops .. that was not the first time. 14 - ran away from home. Was passing dime rolls filled with penny’s. Crossed 2 state lines before I got caught. Fuckers

    Same
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  14. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Firecrackers in the neighborhood park. 16


    Do you need a safe word
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Firecrackers in the neighborhood park. 16


    Do you need a safe word

    I only need a safe word if I'm 2 seconds away from death.

    Otherwise, plz continue mistress.

    Which Simpsons character do you most identify with?
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    bleeding gums murphy

    which king of the hill character?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr i don't "pretend" to be friends or "pretend" to like somebody that i do not; nor, do i "fake" NICEness for/to someone when it's apparent they're a salty Cunt or DICKwad. so, you can, kindly, go piss-off. kk

    OT: being a good mom

    same

    Ur petty and childish and act like a junior high girl who is constantly ragging.🌹
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    u gotta say what character u are
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER u gotta say what character u are

    a nigger whorebag
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    what season was that? The one where hank became a pimp?
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