Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-05-02 at 9:46 PM UTC in mad st the world
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Sometimes I'm mad at the world.
   
   Other times I'm not.
   
   I remember once I was smoking crack (and drinking, as per usual) in a 7-11 parking lot one day, and this cop pulled up and scattered us all.
   
   He mentioned that he didn't recognize me as a regular, and so he advised me to stay away from that particular part of town.
   
   I was feeling kinda down at the time, and I remember for some reason telling him that I "totally understand why some people commit mass shootings."
   
   In retrospect, probably not the best thing to tell a cop.
   
   Right now, I have no such rage.
2. 2020-05-02 at 9:40 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs I sent out my kitty call this morning .. but gadz didn’t hear me 😢

   
   Clearly I missed it somehow.
   
   You could PM me on here, tho.
   
   I would PM you first, but I can't.
   
   I have a general rule about making first moves.
3. 2020-05-02 at 9:33 PM UTC in lol funniest video Ive seen all day reminds me of Octavian and his life
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Sedate the nigga.
4. 2020-05-02 at 9:23 PM UTC in Why are Midwesterners so beta?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs This thread is complete nonsense

   
   *nonce sense.
5. 2020-05-02 at 9:22 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs That’s comforting to know .. however, I find it rather enjoyable daily task. If you were clean, I would certainly let you help if the opportunity presented itself

   
   
6. 2020-05-02 at 9:20 PM UTC in Why are Midwesterners so beta?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What exactly are they chanting?
   
   I legit can't tell what flavor of crazy these folks are.
7. 2020-05-02 at 9:06 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs What is AMA?

   
   Anal Massage Actuator.
8. 2020-05-02 at 9:04 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Stopffs I certainly hope so, jeesh.
   
   I don’t sport a beard, but I still shampoo and conditioner my pussy

   
   If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.
9. 2020-05-02 at 8:59 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Do women shampoo their vagina beards?
10. 2020-05-02 at 8:58 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Stopffs If any man sporting a beard does not shampoo and condition daily, it is clear they are 100% homosexual or they have very very low standards in women

    
    I just decided to shave it off in the end.
    
    I now save 50% on my shampoo bill. AMA.
11. 2020-05-02 at 8:56 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by CASPER lol yeah head of your dick just every nanometer covered with pubes. Someone in the world must have that. Like hirsuitism or wolf man disease, only on ur dick.

    
    Of all the diseases out there to wind up with, I'll take wolf dick disease hands down.
12. 2020-05-02 at 8:53 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by CASPER lol. Looks like a very pointy cock with reverse-pubes

    
    It really does.
13. 2020-05-02 at 8:48 PM UTC in lol this is what would happen if larry would square up with me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I were ever in a fight, I'd bust out some moves like this...
    
    
14. 2020-05-02 at 8:44 PM UTC in Do you shampoo your beard?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    
    Back when I had a beard, I remember wondering if I was supposed to shampoo it or not.
    
    I think that sometimes I did, just in case.
15. 2020-05-02 at 8:40 PM UTC in jedis are not a problem in any shape, way, or form. Change my mind.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah I'm in the same boat here.
    
    I need more evidence of this alleged conspiracy before I fully buy it.
    
    There really are a disproportionate number of jedis leading the entire entertainment industry. Unfortunately I have no citation for this, but it is a trend I have noticed over the years.
    
    Allegedly there is a similar disproportionality in the financial industry. That one I cannot attest to with the same degree of certainty, but it actually would not surprise me all that much.
    
    The thing is, though, this disproportionality can be explained by a variety of theories alternate to one about world domination.
16. 2020-05-02 at 8:32 PM UTC in regrets
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Wariat How many of you have massive regrets that come back regularly like daily about the women or even a woman you fucked? Like where you have to explain to yourself, why did I do it while drunk that one night?

    
    I only regret two of the women I fucked.
    
    One, because she was a friend's girlfriend. In my (at least partial) defense, they had only started dating a few weeks prior. I was also really drunk, but that's not that mitigating a factor.
    
    And another one, because I would not have slept with her if I were sober.
    
    All the other women I slept with I would have totally slept with sober, so no ragrets.
17. 2020-05-02 at 8:28 PM UTC in regrets
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    JoePedo's chemistry knowledge was absolutely unparalleled, and I do think it would be cool to have him around even if just for that reason alone...
    
    But your goal here seems almost bordering on obsession.
    
    What is this really about?
    
    The chemistry?
    
    The nostalgia?
    
    Something else?
18. 2020-05-02 at 8:26 PM UTC in I just got a new job as a cuck
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls I did?
    
    I thought cuck was the nigger who fucked someones girl?

    
    Nah, that's called the bull.
19. 2020-05-02 at 4:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Stopffs Emmmm .. are you in Vancouver?
    
    My next vacation might be to priest river, Idaho … lol ho ho hoor
    
    Pineapple

    
    Idaho's a bit far... I mean... Kinda close sorta.
    
    Just come to Vancouver.
    
    I'll show you all of what the West coast has to offer.
20. 2020-05-02 at 4:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Stopffs Jelly … god I miss authentic mexican.

    
    How about some authentic Canadian?