User Controls
Posts by gadzooks
-
2020-05-08 at 10:07 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
-
2020-05-08 at 10:04 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
Originally posted by Stopffs Gadz what happened between the time the photos you do post of yourself and now …
You say “these days” but you honestly don’t seem to be able to move past 10+ years ago.
Because I had a life back then.
I don't any longer.
It actually sucks substantially.
But what can I do?
I can look up chicks on FB that I used to fuck, and kinda imagine that it's 2004 again...
Or I can sit around doing nothing...
I might as well choose the former, right? -
2020-05-08 at 9:48 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
Originally posted by Stopffs Gadz I don’t think I have ever witnessed anyone at your age, so stuck in the past. Do you realize it?
I challenge you to take a photo now of yourself and post it.
I'm drunk and nostalgic.
And I don't post pics of myself these days because I not only fell from the ugly tree, but I ran a fucking marathon through the entire ugly forest. -
2020-05-08 at 9:43 PM UTC in why does everyone hate lanny
-
2020-05-08 at 9:39 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...Okay, there's this one chick named "Victoria"...
I want to find her, but all I fucking know about her is:
1. Her name was Victoria.
2. She was a political science major.
3. We hooked up at an electronica club in downtown Vancouver in 2007.
She's the most elusive of my experiences. -
2020-05-08 at 9:23 PM UTC in EVERY guy wishes he could do this.
-
2020-05-08 at 9:17 PM UTC in EVERY guy wishes he could do this.
-
2020-05-08 at 9:14 PM UTC in Ape shoots McDonald's employees
-
2020-05-08 at 9:12 PM UTC in EVERY guy wishes he could do this.Not gonna lie... If I could pull this shit off, I would.
-
2020-05-08 at 8:26 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
-
2020-05-08 at 8:22 PM UTC in why does everyone hate lannyI don't.
-
2020-05-08 at 8:22 PM UTC in Here speech is not free speech
-
2020-05-08 at 8:20 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...I found a picture of myself from 2011 on a friend's page...
-
2020-05-08 at 8:19 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
-
2020-05-08 at 8:15 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
-
2020-05-08 at 8:14 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS UP WITH THE DOG EARS enhancement THING????
How does every woman on the planet not realize that there is nothing... And I mean NOTHING... sexy about simulated cartoon dog ears on you while you look upwards and kiss the air. -
2020-05-08 at 8:10 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...I'm currently looking up every chick I slept with...
Most of them I only know first names, though, which makes it kinda hard (giggity). -
2020-05-08 at 6:39 PM UTC in A million questions
Originally posted by CASPER Mostly youtube news stuff, buy bullshit on amazon, sometimes a movie.
What was the last movie you watched?
Ocean's 8.
I love heist films.
And I love Sandra Bullock (at least, circa Speed, but still do because she is the very personification of beauty).
My ADD got the best of me though, and I got incredibly lost about how they got all those other diamonds in the end.
If you were to pull off a diamond/casino/bank heist, what would you hit? -
2020-05-08 at 6:36 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...
Originally posted by Ajax Unfortunately. Some things stick for people, like how Bill Krozby faked his daughter’s death, Wariat exposed all his PI by trolling LinkedIn, Sophie is attracted to 4 year olds, Lanny is an alcoholic, -SpectraL is… -SpectraL, and gadzooks is a victim of his own demise. You also recently discovered how to shut off the water on a flooded toilet.
I am intentionally unmemorable.
Precisely what demise?
You unironically identify as a libertarian, don't you? -
2020-05-08 at 6:05 PM UTC in Fucking Facebook...WellHung is addicted to fucking niggers.
