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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Dear
    ^^^^
    That is d e a r!

    Why thank you, dear.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LOL it sho did.

    Lanny's text-substitution hax be like next level upping my drug game right now.

    I'mma play around with some more text substitutions...

    Y'all niggas got any others?

    beta = beta.
    Dear = faggot.
    Etc.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Did it turn betabet to betabet?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And then smoking crack...

    Ya'll niggas missin out.

    Get on my level plebs.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I'm usually all on board with intervening. But some people can't be helped, they were born in sopping misery and they'll die in sopping misery.

    Mostly its just that I hate the fuck out of hydro though.

    Fair enough.

    Can't say I know hydro enough to form my own opinion one way or another.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG .. You saw the picture right?

    Oh I am thoroughly familiar with the classic Lemon Party photograph.

    It truly is a legendary piece of Internet history.

    Old dude's doing it is as natural a thing as anything else the Internet has produced, if not moreso.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ah, the mother-son troll bond, as natural a bond as any, I presume.

    Well, enjoy it, because a matrimonial bond is always a beautiful thing.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grimace Hold on to your dicks. There are no seat belts (I cut them all out) and the windshield is 75% shattered and all 4 windows have garbage bags duct taped in them. There is also no floorboard in the backseat. It's entirely rusted out so you can see the pavement moving underneath you (WATCH YOUR FEETERS!)

    Sounds like my kinda ride.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sadly that is pretty much the case.

    I guess if suicide seems like the way to go, who's got the right to take the moral high road.

    Most people who try to dissuade the suicidal person are just doing it out of some natural psychological need to try to preserve life.

    I hate to say it, because I too suffer from that same psychological urge, but if someone wants to take the leap, who are we to intervene?

    Especially morally.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is what a physical representation of pholosophy looks like :

    Lemon party will always be a citrus-themed party all the players wanna get a piece of.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grimace I drive a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. It's a real BEATER, but it's MY BEATER. I do ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the DUIs in it.

    It sounds like a blast.

    All aboard the Gallant express.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes it means suicide. Malice made a thread saying he was getting on the bus, then we never heard from him again. Then Hydro said the same and hasn’t been back:-(

    Well it makes for a surprisingly reassuring metaphor. Maybe there's a great big bus that awaits us all in the afterlife, much akin to Ms. Frizzle's magic school bus. That's a comforting notion for someone like me with no other source of mythological comfort.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Then you're in the minority. Most of us have DUIs, so the bus is one of our favorite (and only) modes of transportation. Hence all the jokes. Of course we ride trains, planes, and ubers as well :)

    Hey, I won't knock the public transit system as it has carried me many places throughout my life.

    Public transit sucks, sure, but it sure beats walking or cabbing all of the damn time.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Everyone is automatically born with a conscience. It's hard-coded into the human psyche at birth. Some, as they go through life, learn ways to suppress and even rid themselves of it entirely.

    Personally, I believe it's a bit more nuanced than that, and that some learn to suppress it not through intentional acts of deviancy, but rather through some kind of environmental predisposition.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III no it's the literal bus we all got dui's lmrao

    With how much I drink and all, I'm quite surprised I have yet to incur a DUI.

    That being said, I have known quite a few peeps who got stuck with exactly such a charge.

    My sister had one of those breathlyzer devices needed to start (and keep running) the damn thing.

    A friend of mine also had the same configuration.

    Kind of a hassle, but maybe the lesson learned is one worth taking to heart.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Mewsik Omg … I have suspected my oldest son might, or may have been trolling me on forums for a few years

    That's quality trolling right there.

    Your son is my kinda of people.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually, in all seriousness, despite the "yo momma joke" that really does deliver.

    I have always thought that I was doing life wrong.

    That is, until I realized that there is no definitive way to go about doing life. I was waiting for guidance when all I needed was reassurance that it's all an experimental game meant to be taken lightly and one-day-at-a-time, so-to-speak.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I need to know because I see threads like this all the time and don't know if I need to express some kind of (albeit cliche) advice or encouragement.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax Can’t you work remotely?

    Yeah, us code monkeys need to stick together and represent a union of sorts that demands telecommute or subpar performance.

    Without my telecommute option I'd be losing my shit. I need that home-office.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lanny Wait, so is he Indian or Christian or what?

    No clue.
    Just crazy.

    Pretty sure Christian actually, or some variation upon the theme.
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