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Is getting on the bus (with Malice) some sort of code for suicide?

  1. 2018-11-10 at 2:41 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I need to know because I see threads like this all the time and don't know if I need to express some kind of (albeit cliche) advice or encouragement.
  2. 2018-11-10 at 2:45 AM UTC
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Yep. Gotta be hip with the lingo.
  3. 2018-11-10 at 2:46 AM UTC
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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    no it's the literal bus we all got dui's lmrao
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  4. 2018-11-10 at 2:50 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III no it's the literal bus we all got dui's lmrao

    With how much I drink and all, I'm quite surprised I have yet to incur a DUI.

    That being said, I have known quite a few peeps who got stuck with exactly such a charge.

    My sister had one of those breathlyzer devices needed to start (and keep running) the damn thing.

    A friend of mine also had the same configuration.

    Kind of a hassle, but maybe the lesson learned is one worth taking to heart.
  5. 2018-11-10 at 2:53 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Then you're in the minority. Most of us have DUIs, so the bus is one of our favorite (and only) modes of transportation. Hence all the jokes. Of course we ride trains, planes, and ubers as well :)
  6. 2018-11-10 at 2:54 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Some of with DUIs drive cars, too.
  7. 2018-11-10 at 2:55 AM UTC
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Yes it means suicide. Malice made a thread saying he was getting on the bus, then we never heard from him again. Then Hydro said the same and hasn’t been back:-(
  8. 2018-11-10 at 2:56 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Some of with DUIs drive cars, too.

    SOME OF US EVEN DRIVE BUSSES
  9. 2018-11-10 at 2:57 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Then you're in the minority. Most of us have DUIs, so the bus is one of our favorite (and only) modes of transportation. Hence all the jokes. Of course we ride trains, planes, and ubers as well :)

    Hey, I won't knock the public transit system as it has carried me many places throughout my life.

    Public transit sucks, sure, but it sure beats walking or cabbing all of the damn time.
  10. 2018-11-10 at 2:57 AM UTC
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I drive a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. It's a real BEATER, but it's MY BEATER. I do ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the DUIs in it.
  11. 2018-11-10 at 3 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes it means suicide. Malice made a thread saying he was getting on the bus, then we never heard from him again. Then Hydro said the same and hasn’t been back:-(

    Well it makes for a surprisingly reassuring metaphor. Maybe there's a great big bus that awaits us all in the afterlife, much akin to Ms. Frizzle's magic school bus. That's a comforting notion for someone like me with no other source of mythological comfort.
  12. 2018-11-10 at 3:01 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grimace I drive a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. It's a real BEATER, but it's MY BEATER. I do ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the DUIs in it.

    It sounds like a blast.

    All aboard the Gallant express.
  13. 2018-11-10 at 3:04 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    If it makes anybody feel better, hydro has faked/threatened suicide on the forum before, as well as countless times in real life that i can unfortunately personally attest for.

    She's probably just doing this for attention like all the other times. People who actually, truly wanna kill themselves don't throw a fit beforehand. They just do it.
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  14. 2018-11-10 at 3:05 AM UTC
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks It sounds like a blast.

    All aboard the Gallant express.

    Hold on to your dicks. There are no seat belts (I cut them all out) and the windshield is 75% shattered and all 4 windows have garbage bags duct taped in them. There is also no floorboard in the backseat. It's entirely rusted out so you can see the pavement moving underneath you (WATCH YOUR FEETERS!)
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  15. 2018-11-10 at 3:05 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Hey, I won't knock the public transit system as it has carried me many places throughout my life.

    Public transit sucks, sure, but it sure beats walking or cabbing all of the damn time.

    Good public transport can make me fall in love with a city.
  16. 2018-11-10 at 3:08 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sadly that is pretty much the case.

    I guess if suicide seems like the way to go, who's got the right to take the moral high road.

    Most people who try to dissuade the suicidal person are just doing it out of some natural psychological need to try to preserve life.

    I hate to say it, because I too suffer from that same psychological urge, but if someone wants to take the leap, who are we to intervene?

    Especially morally.
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  17. 2018-11-10 at 3:10 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grimace Hold on to your dicks. There are no seat belts (I cut them all out) and the windshield is 75% shattered and all 4 windows have garbage bags duct taped in them. There is also no floorboard in the backseat. It's entirely rusted out so you can see the pavement moving underneath you (WATCH YOUR FEETERS!)

    Sounds like my kinda ride.
  18. 2018-11-10 at 3:13 AM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'm usually all on board with intervening. But some people can't be helped, they were born in sopping misery and they'll die in sopping misery.

    Mostly its just that I hate the fuck out of hydro though.
  19. 2018-11-10 at 3:15 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl ya know?
  20. 2018-11-10 at 3:17 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I'm usually all on board with intervening. But some people can't be helped, they were born in sopping misery and they'll die in sopping misery.

    Mostly its just that I hate the fuck out of hydro though.

    Fair enough.

    Can't say I know hydro enough to form my own opinion one way or another.
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