Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-11-28 at 10:47 PM UTC in How many of you are as drunk as I am right now?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I possess magical powers, yes.
   
   But I only use them to fuck with people on the Internet.
   
   I could be curing diseases and ending poverty and civil wars, but I'm more into making text shake.
2. 2018-11-28 at 10:46 PM UTC in I wanna dance with somebody...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   TWERK!
3. 2018-11-28 at 10:37 PM UTC in Preferred method of masturbation?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
4. 2018-11-28 at 10:35 PM UTC in The Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   MAGA!
5. 2018-11-28 at 10:33 PM UTC in Preferred method of masturbation?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch Hey gadzooks how do I make the text shake

   
   
   You gotta play it some music.
   
   A nice sweet groove to get.
   
6. 2018-11-28 at 10:30 PM UTC in Parkinson's is a Serious Disease and We Need Your Help!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   
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7. 2018-11-28 at 10:27 PM UTC in How many of you are as drunk as I am right now?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Obbe How do you do that?

   
   Line the shots up and take them one at a time.
8. 2018-11-28 at 10:26 PM UTC in Preferred method of masturbation?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Just jerkin the gherkin…
9. 2018-11-28 at 10:25 PM UTC in How many of you are as drunk as I am right now?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Over 9000.
10. 2018-11-28 at 10:24 PM UTC in LOL Facebook page is a blank white page? Haxors?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Illuminati
11. 2018-11-28 at 10:22 PM UTC in How many of you are as drunk as I am right now?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    I had like eight shots of Fireball whiskey, along with a few assorted benzos.
    
    Text seems to look funny to me.
    
    WTF?
    
12. 2018-11-28 at 10:21 PM UTC in The Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    .
13. 2018-11-28 at 9:38 PM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    esbity made the naughty list this Christmas.
14. 2018-11-28 at 9:35 PM UTC in Lanny blew this website, too, with his stupidity and jealousy.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    gadzooks > ∞.
15. 2018-11-28 at 9:32 PM UTC in LOL Facebook page is a blank white page? Haxors?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service If you pay attention to MSM you'll notice they always use words like "dark" and "fear" when talking about anything they don't like, and words like "vibrant" and "exciting" when talking about anything they do.

    
    That kind of subtle manipulation from biased news corporations doesn't really surprise me.
    
    Either way, I'm not really one to follow the MSM (Main Stream Media?).
    
    There will always be bias, both implicit and explicit.
    
    You really have to train yourself in critical thinking and logical fallacies if you want to effectively interpret any news source.
16. 2018-11-28 at 6:30 PM UTC in Preferred method of masturbation?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost Rape

    
    Technically that is considered masturbation.
    
    Wikipedia definition:
    

    Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.

    
    If there's only one person consenting to the act, the body parts of the other person are just advanced sex tools/aides/toys.
17. 2018-11-28 at 6:25 PM UTC in The Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Eh, she was tall and had big boobs.
    
    We fucked a couple times, but that was about it.
18. 2018-11-28 at 6:18 PM UTC in will I be poor forever?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by kush_blunt wb fiber optics?

    
    Or... What about just plain old fiber?
    
    You want to live on a farm, right?
    
    Grow psyllium husk or some other grain.
    
    Boom, you just hit all your goals in one go.
19. 2018-11-28 at 6:13 PM UTC in will I be poor forever?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One is never poor when you have loved ones.

    
    I'm not sure if you're trolling/joking, or being totally serious, or maybe some variation in between, but either way, there is some truth to that.
20. 2018-11-28 at 5:51 PM UTC in Bill Bill Krozbyby has decided that his daughter is an inconvenience...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol you were insulted by that?

    
    Not insulted, more like relieved by the levity of the insult.
    
    People get too vitriolic with the pedo-hate.
    
    It's refreshing to see something different.