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2018-11-28 at 1:39 PM UTC in Jherking off to teacher pornI'm more into "jherking" off to preacher porn. It is basically the reversal of the whole Catholic church molestations controversy.
The difference is that the preacher is the sexy object of affection, and you role-play as a pre-teen choir boy. -
2018-11-28 at 1:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Technologist Yeah, that would be great. I was so glad when they took my line out after 6 months of at home IV therapy. After that, I was on oral for four more months. My intestines are fucked.
Ouch. So the IV was stuck in you for the whole 6 months? I've had mine hooked up for about a week now and I'm already finding it both annoying and uncomfortable, and occasionally painful.
One night, it fell out somehow. -
2018-11-28 at 1:30 PM UTC in Fuck you króz
Originally posted by Technologist What are all these threads about K r o z? Did he piss off most of NIS?
He seems to be the most hated poster on NIS.
I, like yourself, am, for the most part, out of the loop.
But from what I gather, he's mostly known for being a deadbeat father.
Also, he comes off as a dick with his intentionally instigating posts. -
2018-11-28 at 1:28 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Technologist Thanks Gad.😘
Hospitals suck. I like working in them, but hate being a patient. Keep up with your treatments hun, you’ll hopefully be done soon.
I get re-evaluated tomorrow morning based on the results of a second blood test.
I might get to be switched to oral antibiotics, which would be much better. -
2018-11-28 at 1:26 PM UTC in ITT we turn other users into drugsDMT-infused Bucky Balls.
As you suck on the balls (giggity!), they produce and emit DMT via a reaction with human saliva.
They also never stop producing DMT and are constantly replenished by certain chemicals in human saliva.
So basically, they're like ever-lasting gobstoppers (see: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory), only with DMT. -
2018-11-28 at 1:12 PM UTC in Vaping purely to enjoy tobacco flavor :)
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2018-11-28 at 1:08 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Technologist Going to the doctor today and hoping he doesn’t put me in the hospital. I believe I have ulcers again, I just hope they’re not actively bleeding. I drank alcohol last Friday, and soon wished I hadn’t. Sharp pains coming from my stomach, and now it’s inflamed. Dammit, I hate hospitals.
I have to go into the hospital twice a day right now for IV antibiotic treatment (stepped on broken glass, got an infection, etc).
It is a really annoying hassle.
Not to mention, much like pretty everyone else in the world, I don't much care for hospitals either.
So just know that you are not alone. -
2018-11-28 at 12:56 PM UTC in Opinions on marijuana
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2018-11-28 at 12:25 PM UTC in ITT we turn other users into drugsGanja-infused Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid Gel capsules.
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2018-11-28 at 12:20 PM UTC in Why do you post here?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what are you,
12 ?
That's actually a relevant quote, from a classic piece of literature, that really does concisely state why anyone posts in a place like this.
Admittedly, posting it as a handwritten font image was perhaps a bit too much in the style of a 90's Internet social media profile, but the sentiment was spot on. -
2018-11-28 at 11:48 AM UTC in I wanna dance with somebody...
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2018-11-28 at 11:47 AM UTC in I wanna dance with somebody...Fuck that is a classic song.
It's so hard not to feel good (and feel like dancing) when hearing it.
EDIT: Wow, I made a lot of typos for such a short post... -
2018-11-28 at 11:44 AM UTC in LOL Facebook page is a blank white page? Haxors?
Originally posted by RisiR † They even track what you delete when you type something to study self-censorship. "They" (it) know every single habit of every user. How long you view something. What you click and respond to. What and who you ignore. Everything.
It isn't about some dudes knowing your email address, it's about feeding the AI every notion of human interaction. It can control what kind of information gets to you, ghost certain pages and friends and influence your mood by showing you stuff that doesn't interest you. You get bored. It can show you stuff that will engage you in angry debates and piss you off. It can show you horrible news and make you fearful.
The AI will grow and outsmart the brainpower of the entire human species combined soon.
So while I said that most people who are paranoid about Facebook collecting their data simply have irrational fears, RisiR brings up a good point that pretty much every human citizen should have at least some trepidation about. The kind of machine learning implementation and application that RisiR speaks of is generally considered to be a good thing. And it does have benefits. For example, if the ads you see are more specifically targeted at you, you'll generally be less bothered by ads for things you're into than completely irrelevant ads.
A real-world example of this is Facebook Pixel: https://blog.hootsuite.com/facebook-pixel/. This bit of technology is the reason that you keep seeing ads for things you were recently searching about or shopping for. The more specific the niche, the creepier it will feel.
Now about it being used to control your moods and sway your opinions, these are definitely feasible with current technology, but I'd say it's open to debate as to whether or not such malicious usage is occurring, or even going to occur.
So basically, all I'm saying is to be informed and educated on how AI works and can be used to manipulate you, but don't start jumping to any conclusions about conspiracies and so forth. -
2018-11-28 at 6:15 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2018-11-28 at 6:01 AM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...
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2018-11-28 at 5:55 AM UTC in Fight to the death techniquesOn topic, the best way to fuck someone 1 on 1 without dildos is to take them down, get their back when they fight to stand up and rear naked stroke them.
Easier said than done, though. If you got convidence in your dick and got the technique down you can swing with a potent thrust at them. Doesn't really matter if you land flush, just make sure you get back to distance and. The manslut will most likely either await another thrust or jerk themselves. Take one or two steps to your strong hand side and see what they do. If they start jerking it, just make sure to keep distance. Don't counter stroke unless you know how. If they are hesistant, fake another fucking shot but instead of swinging you grab one of their balls. They will probably punch you but you are in control. Lift the leg up and move to the side to bring them off balance. Push forward while lifting the leg and drop down. Try to land on the side of your fuck buddy but make sure there is enough weight on them to keep them down for just a moment. Most people will try to scramble to their hands and feet to get up. That's when you reach for the opposite hand to your position and pull it away while simultaniously pushing yourself up so you can get your hips over theirs. You put your entire weight on your hips and are in control. The manslut will probably try to get you off with an explosive motion or best case scenario push themself in with their little bitch cock. Then you can sink in your balls under the chin. Grab your left nut and lock the left nut behind their head. Put your head against your left nut that is behind the mansluts head so you don't get butted and can generate more force. Then you squueze their balls together and lock up their air supply and bloodflow to the brain. Do that until there is no resistance anymore and then keep doing that for another minute to make sure the job is done.
You have just successfully fucked someone using the rear naked stroke Congratulations. -
2018-11-28 at 5:16 AM UTC in LOL Facebook page is a blank white page? Haxors?
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2018-11-28 at 5:09 AM UTC in If you haven't had an intense psychedelic trip, you have no idea how powerful the mind can beNot to do any damage to the point you're trying to make or anything, but technically you could argue that everyone should experience every type of brain damage (as long as it's reversible, of course).
Actually, we're not far off from that in the neuroscience field. Repetitive Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation, as well as Transcranial Direct-Current Stimulation, offer the ability to stimulate receptors based on locality. Psychopharmacology only allows you to target specific receptors, which can have negative consequences (too much dopamine - schizophrenia; not enough dopamine - Parkinson's).
However, to get even more trippy, we are at a state where we are mucking around with chemogenetic techniques to actually ADD NEW DESIGNER RECEPTORS that we can design drugs specifically for.
Now that, the fact that we humans have been able to accomplish such scientific feats, that is a prime example of how powerful the mind can be. -
2018-11-28 at 3:23 AM UTC in US ATTORNEY’S OFFICE ANNOUNCES MILITARY TRIBUNAL CONFERENCE 28 NOV 2018That is an interesting perspective, Mr. billclintonisarapist.
You clearly have no political bias whatsoever, and therefore I can rest assured that the website you link to is factual and accurate. -
2018-11-28 at 3:09 AM UTC in will I be poor forever?
Originally posted by kush_blunt no It's just I always have ideas and get hopes to "fail"
oil never dies
Ok, keep that ambition and drive, but learn to control it, and to see things through a lens of realism.
You have to do some actual number crunching if you're going to start any kind of business, even if it's just a freelance consulting business (which is what I am currently transitioning into as a software developer).
You need to consider all your initial costs, you need to consider existing competitors, and you need to consider all the risks involved and all the different ways your idea can utterly fail.
You have to be prepared, and that takes diligent, concentrated effort.
