Preferred method of masturbation?

1. 2018-11-28 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   No, no, no!
   
   Let’s just say I have an awesome detachable shower head!💦💦
2. 2018-11-28 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #22
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Technologist No, no, no!
   
   Let’s just say I have an awesome detachable shower head!💦💦

   
   Aren't you a guy?
3. 2018-11-28 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #23
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Tech likes to touch herself in the wee hours of the morning while listening to heavy breathing and dirty talk while talking on the phone.
   
   Call her at 614-***-***9
4. 2018-11-28 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by GGG Aren't you a guy?

   
   
   Aghhh. NO!
5. 2018-11-28 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
   
   Don't masturbate, hire a bitch to fork ya..
6. 2018-11-28 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #26
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Mikey, is that your girlfriend with Rosie?
7. 2018-11-28 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do y’all seriously choke yourselves during masturbation?
   
   Isn’t that how Robin Williams died? Or am I thinking of someone else? These niggas livin on the edge.
8. 2018-11-28 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   I masterbate to camgirls and sometimes give them money, getting nudes for cash seems like a fair deal. How much do you want for nudes fralala?
9. 2018-11-28 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Send me your dick in a jar and I’ll consider sending you a nude.
   
   

   Show hint
10. 2018-11-28 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just jerkin the gherkin…
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    • itybit, 
    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-11-28 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Mr Gay Men Watch Houston
    Hey gadzooks how do I make the text shake
12. 2018-11-28 at 10:33 PM UTC

    #32
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch Hey gadzooks how do I make the text shake

    
    
    You gotta play it some music.
    
    A nice sweet groove to get.
    
13. 2018-11-28 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
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    • Technologist
14. 2018-11-28 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #34
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by ohfralala Do y’all seriously choke yourselves during masturbation?
    
    Isn’t that how Robin Williams died? Or am I thinking of someone else? These niggas livin on the edge.

    
    
    
    
    No, grasshopper.
    
    Wrong actor.
15. 2018-11-28 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh it was David Carridine. That doesn’t seem right. I thought it was somebody more famous.
16. 2018-11-28 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to think water sports was shooting a girl with a super soaker while you fuck her. Oh how wrong I was.
17. 2018-11-28 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #37
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    pissssss
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    • Ghost
18. 2018-11-28 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I used to think water sports was shooting a girl with a super soaker while you fuck her. Oh how wrong I was.

    
    Well I mean if you’ve got a big dick and pee a lot you could nickname it super soaker
19. 2018-11-28 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Piss my ass off (the title of a piss porno I watched once)