Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-12-05 at 1:02 AM UTC in Whipits
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you read his tox screen and autopsy report ?

   
   Asked with such a lack of tact, empathy, or compassion, that I lol'd and kinda feel bad.
   
   But it is a valid point.
2. 2018-12-05 at 12:59 AM UTC in Sublingual sucrose
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Are you literally talking about 'getting a sugar high'?
   
   The other day it was rectal B12 vitamin supplementation.
   
   I admire your bold creativity in finding new ways to put chemicals in your body, but you might be going a little too far.
3. 2018-12-05 at 12:57 AM UTC in doing drugs with important people
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I did roofies with Bill Cosby.
   
   Or at least, as far as I remember.
4. 2018-12-05 at 12:54 AM UTC in 8===D
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Out of artistic integrity and copyright honesty, I did not handcraft those ASCII penises (the really big ones, anyway).
   
   I merely adapted them, by either making them longer, wider, or a different color.
   
   I have neither the ASCII artistic talent, nor the focal interest in penises required to dedicate oneself to such a task.
5. 2018-12-05 at 12:50 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Two weeks and soo many heads put together.

   
   
6. 2018-12-05 at 12:47 AM UTC in That feel when you cum
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Somewhat relatable.
7. 2018-12-04 at 7:42 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch It's not, because your penis is pivoted at the base of your dick. You're not going to get any accurate answer, you can keep pulling on it till right before your dick tears off, you're not going to get a definitive penis weight.

   
   I was so tempted to actually try this out as an experiment, that I went rummaging through my apartment for any rope or string. I was about to use an electrical extension cord, and then thought to myself "What the fuck am I doing?"
   
   I feel like it would give some kind of indication of weight, but maybe not with any scientific precision.
   
   

   Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch No rigor until he chops off his digger.

   
   Lol, pretty much.
8. 2018-12-04 at 5:05 AM UTC in 8===D
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Go to Staples (if you live in an area that has one), and you can get a blown up / expanded poster-size dick pic. You can laminate it and everything.
9. 2018-12-04 at 5:02 AM UTC in im gonna go to the pawn shop
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III but i'm going to get stoned first

   
   Do you live in some rural part of Saudi Arabia?
   
   Where the fuck are people getting stoned still in this day and age?
10. 2018-12-04 at 5 AM UTC in Amusing real-life names of different niggers
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I read somewhere about the name Le-a (pronounced: Ledasha).
    
    I can't find any sources that substantiate it, though.
11. 2018-12-04 at 4:58 AM UTC in Out Of The Corner Of Your Eyes
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by esbity If your dopamine levels are in pain, pounce on society for a regain.

    
    If your dopamine is lacking, make a change and stop slacking.
12. 2018-12-04 at 4:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Contemplating life and re-thinking every single decision I have ever made since I remember making deliberate choices (I dunno, 8 or 9 years old? Who knows?).
    
    
13. 2018-12-04 at 4:53 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung U seem intelligent, so it's a tad irritating to me that you think it's intentional… for someone as tech-savvy as yourself…why arent u exploring other options?

    
    How in the world do you accidentally copy and paste a string of characters not ONCE, but like, ten times?
    
    It is beyond my comprehension.
14. 2018-12-04 at 4:47 AM UTC in I know alot of you have |sexual problems|
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ???
    
    how so ???

    
    Here's a hint. It's a pokemon.
    
    This particular pokemon has a particular name.
15. 2018-12-04 at 4:46 AM UTC in Neil DeGrasse Tyson accused of sexual harrasment ...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
16. 2018-12-04 at 4:30 AM UTC in I know alot of you have |sexual problems|
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and ditto are my balls.

    
    So your balls look like this:
    
    
17. 2018-12-04 at 4:26 AM UTC in Virgins
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Come to think of it, as far as I know, none of the gals I slept with were virgins.
    
    Statistically speaking, it seems kinda unlikely, but I never really dated much. Most of my sexual encounters were one-night stands.
    
    I highly doubt any of them were losing their virginity for a ONS.
18. 2018-12-04 at 4:22 AM UTC in Sittin in ur bedsit alone looking like a sad david duchovny
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick For me, that's just called "Monday"

    
    Lol, I've always wondered about that avitar image of yours...
19. 2018-12-04 at 4:20 AM UTC in 8===D
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth This is why you are no-gf.

    
    Because of my ASCII drawing abilities?
    
    Chicks love a dude who can demonstrate such artistic skills.
20. 2018-12-04 at 4:16 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc Now for the serious answer that all the rest of you were unable to figure out, including that big headed dumbfuck golm.
    
    Tie a line around head of your cock, run the line up over a pully wheel then add weights to the other end of the line 1 gram at a time until it starts to lift your dick up.

    
    This is a pretty clever idea, actually.