Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-12-06 at 3:57 AM UTC in Is HTS still a dude
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Lanny If you look _really_ closely, you can see the "allowed to wear a skirt" gene in there

   
   It's Slack where underscores italicize.
   
   I mix BB Code tags with Slack tags all the time myself.
2. 2018-12-06 at 3:51 AM UTC in Nobody is allowed to post in this thread but me
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Let's all engage in faggotry then.
   
   It's an act of civil disobedience.
   
   An overwhelming expression of faggotry that Gandhi or Thoreau would be proud of.
3. 2018-12-06 at 3:47 AM UTC in Raw dogging hookers
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   We've all been there.
   
   It's called being a dude.
   
   The irony is that some sex workers are more hygienic than your average chick, because they know the whole game.
   
   But then again, if she offers to knock down the price in exchange for no condom, chances are she makes the same concession with other dudes, daily.
   
   Just get yourself checked.
   
   Luckily vaginal intercourse rarely leads to HIV, but you do stand a high chance of getting chlamydia (two weeks antibiotics - I had it once. hurts like a motherfucker to piss, but it's curable), or maybe syphilis... I think they have a cure for that too though.
   
   Herpes is another one you really wanna avoid.
   
   It's the real gift that keeps on giving.
4. 2018-12-06 at 3:43 AM UTC in Do u revel in the misery and misfortune of others?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby No because only drooling incel idiots do that

   
   In one thread, you're insulting me for no reason.
   
   In the next, you're straight up agreeing with me.
   
   You're an interesting character.
5. 2018-12-06 at 3:39 AM UTC in Do u revel in the misery and misfortune of others?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   ITT: Psychopathy.
   
   Where's esbity?
6. 2018-12-06 at 3:33 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Zanick User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "game"!

   
   Wait, what? is this a thing?
   
   "game".
7. 2018-12-06 at 3:31 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assigned
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby op is a retarded 12 year old "lol mjy ocd just came out?!L)
   =
   
   hey op have you moved out of your parents house yet?

   
   I hear you're a rapist and a deadbeat dad.
   
   I can turn raw data into information.
   
   What's your talent?
   
   Aside from rape and avoiding paying child support, that is...
8. 2018-12-06 at 3:22 AM UTC in Whipits
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I rarely endorse drugs, but whippets is something everyone should try at least once.
9. 2018-12-06 at 3:21 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ughhu This is what the google produced:
   
   First and foremost, do whatever necessary to keep the size of the penis constant.
   Use a force meter, tie a string to front end of the penis (Figure 1). While the string is relaxed, you will measure zero force, because all of the penis's weight is being balanced by the pulling force from the body. From this point on, all forces measurements are automatically converted to mass, they are obtained by multiplying the measured force and the appropriate gravitational constant, so if you are doing this on earth, can use 9.8 m/s^2.
   Slowly pull the force meter upwards, you will start to record some mass (Figure 2), the string starts to take over some of the weight of the penis. The important part here is keeping the string perfectly vertical, in order to do this you will have to shift the force meter further away from the body. This detail is crucial and could be the major source of error of this method.
   Continue to pull up until the penis is horizontal. At this point, the weight of the penis is evenly distributed between the string and the body, if the measured mass is 30 g, then the mass of the penis is 60 g (Figure 3).
   If you continue to pull up, at some point the force will increase, the body is exerting a force to balance the pulling force in order to keep the penis connected, the measured mass at this point is no longer valid (Figure 4).
   
   The schematic diagram demonstrates the four different stages mentioned above, and a plot of mass vs distance. The main challenge in this practice is to ensure minimum force between the penis and the body.

   
   Who wrote this, a fucking penis scientist?
   
   Someone at the forefront of penile science. An expert in penology.
   
   A genital genius, if you will.
10. 2018-12-06 at 3:19 AM UTC in I'm about to go straight gangsta on this mothafucka
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    God dang yous a codpiece.
11. 2018-12-06 at 3:16 AM UTC in Molly The Milf
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She was a fine lady in her time, that's for sure.
12. 2018-12-06 at 3:13 AM UTC in folks, this time of year is tough for me...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ughhu Take some Wellbutrin during the winter. You’ll be right as rain

    
    No joke, I used to IV wellbutrin.
    
    Seriously.
    
    It's a part of my life I try to forget, but it will forever haunt me.
13. 2018-12-06 at 3:13 AM UTC in folks, this time of year is tough for me...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox You could try tianеptine. Seems to work well for most people. Just don't megadose it, and don't get it at all if you're prone to drug abuse

    
    I'll definitely look into it.
14. 2018-12-06 at 3:11 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assigned
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay, wow, cupocheer enlightened me (in a PM) as to how Triphrases are created:
    
    

    Tripphrase: supposedly randomly assigned by the system after the particular user toggles on the tripphrase function.

    
    Apparantly there's a checkbox I missed seeing when looking at my own user profile/settings.
    
    I checked the checkbox, and now I have the tripphrase: "keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming".
    
    I'm still an African Astronaut as far as user title goes, but I am now more informed about tripphrases.
    
    Today I have been educated.
15. 2018-12-06 at 2:52 AM UTC in Is HTS still a dude
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Never mind, she's talking to me again
    
    I have this weird thing where, if I get fucked up enough to lose my memory around other people, and they don't respond to my messages the next day I automatically assume that I said or did some incredibly fucked up shit and they don't want to talk to me anymore

    
    Yeah that's pretty much my every day.
    
    Benzos + alcohol == constant glaring stares of judgment as well as constant confusion.
16. 2018-12-06 at 2:50 AM UTC in How do you feel about radio stations banning the classic holiday tune, '' Baby, It's Cold Outside"?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    "Cold outside", but "warm on this dick", know what I'm sayin?
17. 2018-12-06 at 2:42 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assigned
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com do I still have a custom made title

    
    You're an African Astronaut.
    
    And you do not have a "tripphrase" either.
    
    Did you used to?
18. 2018-12-06 at 2:42 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assigned
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb I want to be nigga cured white.

    
    Maybe one day, if you wish for it hard enough, it will come true.
    
    Because I have no idea how custom titles are assigned.
19. 2018-12-06 at 2:38 AM UTC in How do you feel about radio stations banning the classic holiday tune, '' Baby, It's Cold Outside"?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Today, people get offended by people getting offended by people getting offended. This offends me.

    
    It's recursive offensiveness. The cycle never ends.
20. 2018-12-06 at 2:35 AM UTC in Is HTS still a dude
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL And, like, giant aliens, so they can just drop a whole human in their mouth and down them with one swallow.

    
    Exactly.
    
    We'd be incapacitated for one thing, being all high as shit and everything, and we'd fit right in their mouths.
    
    It's terrifying is what it is.
    
    We'd stand zero chance.
    
    So maybe genetically engineering ourselves to be droolingly euphoric all the time might be detrimental to our status as a species living in this universe.