Posts by gadzooks

2018-12-07 at 1:11 AM UTC in i enjoy data porn.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hardcore.

I literally get a hardon when I look at it.

2018-12-06 at 10:38 PM UTC in i enjoy data porn.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I had the following image printed as a poster:

It's a thing of beauty.

I refer to it all the time for work too, because some of the work I do involves Ethereum.

2018-12-06 at 10:24 PM UTC in Whipits

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Narc Who the fuck is Brian Cells anyway?

Holy shit I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

2018-12-06 at 10:11 PM UTC in I used to think Flat Earthers were just being satirical and/or trolling

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

That is, until I actually met one IRL.

They are very real.

I'm willing to bet that there are some right here on NIS, too.

If you truly believe that the earth is, in fact, flat, and not spherical, state your case here.

2018-12-06 at 10:08 PM UTC in Heidegger, more like my nigger

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre.

2018-12-06 at 9:55 PM UTC in Heidegger, more like my nigger

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I took a whole course on Heidegger and Sartre.

Man, Being and Time is some seriously trippy shit.

2018-12-06 at 5:26 PM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assigned

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Lanny By default your username is a function of your post count, this is the ladder:
        (15000, 'Black Hole'),
        (10000, 'Dark Matter'),
        (7500, 'Naturally Camouflaged'),
        (5000, 'Space Nigga'),
        (1000, 'African Astronaut'),
        (500, 'Tuskegee Airman'),
        (100, 'Houston'),
        (0, 'Yung Blood')
If you win a game of taboo your user title changes to "motherfucker", and "victim of incest" if you lose. Some people get custom user titles just because.

Thank you!

It is actually surprisingly relieving to know that now.

2018-12-06 at 5:59 AM UTC in Weeeeel gonts, its cuffing season again, anyone else prepared?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ar ha ha.

u forgot hes a rapist.

TFW you realize you both a deadbeat and a rapist.

Damn Bill Krozby, that must be rough.

2018-12-06 at 5:55 AM UTC in I'm about to go straight gangsta on this mothafucka

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Slut bang? Your twat full of grease.

2018-12-06 at 5:39 AM UTC in Worst date ever

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Mewsik Or the one time it was a Friday night and I got hit up on POF. I didn’t have date that night. We both liked sushi. We lived close by each other. Decided to meet for a Dutch date. Good looking dude, fun dinner, good convo. But noticed something wasn’t right about him. He asked if I was up for dancing .. he was in shorts. Asked if he could go “home and change”. I made up a story about my kids having a GPS tracker on my phone (don’t know why, instinct I guess .. it was a total lie) went to his home which was an industrial warehouse .. I drove my car which was very unique to the area.. he drove his .. I excused my self to go to the store for smoked while he got ready and ditched him. The whole warehouse home thing freaked me out.

The next day a friend called me and said “your not going to be to happy” and told me to look at craigslist .. this phsycho path posted my photo, phone number, a picture of my car and the city I lived and said I set him up and robbed him and did it through a gps system.

Uhg… that was super fun to get cleaned up.

Wow, that's fucked up.

Stories like that are why I never do online dating.

I just do the thing.

2018-12-06 at 5:33 AM UTC in Worst date ever

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Ughhu I was talking with a friend about bad dates. Made me think of the worst date I have ever brought a girl on.
I was in a real punk rock phase and thought I was a badass with a Mohawk and all the garb associated with commercial punk rock. This brought me several girls who I at the time thought were hardcore too.( I was doing a ridiculous amount of cocaine/ extacy/ oxy for a few years so my judgment was a little cloudy). So I met this chick on the bus and went home with her. We drank and fucked around. Then the next week I thought we could go for a “date” I picked her up in my work van and planned on drinking in the van. She didn’t seem interested so we drove around surrey. (Gadzooks will know Whaley ring road) I thought it would be cool to show her all the hookers that hang out there and throw things at them. She didn’t find it too fun, told me she knew I was the kinda guy who fucked hookers( I was a frequent patron of the area but didn’t admit it) and demanded I take her home. That was the last time I saw her.

Dude we have to chill together some time.

We will make Whalley our fucking playground.

Where did you say you moved to? You're no longer a Surrey boy, are you?

2018-12-06 at 5:03 AM UTC in I'm about to go straight gangsta on this mothafucka

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Got dang you an old niece.

2018-12-06 at 4:47 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assigned

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Also, if you're as much of a deadbeat as the general opinion of NIS states, then chances are, you make way less money than I do.

So the more appropriate question is, have YOU moved out of your parents house yet?

Maybe you have, and that's why you're having trouble keeping up with child support payments.

Try getting on my level.

Either you're financially bankrupt, thus a loser.

Or morally bankrupt (if you have money but won't pay child support), thus a loser.

Either way, you lose.

Shitty deal, bro.

2018-12-06 at 4:33 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by ohfralala What is this 'Taboo' thing and how do I sign up for it?

It's a forum game where players attempt to make a particular other player say a specific, randomly chosen word. If successful the targeted player will be banned for a short time. Participating means you will potentially be a target as well. You can read the full rules, see your current status in the game, and sign up here.

I saw some kind of reference to the word 'taboo' in the ISS github repo... I still have no idea what it's about.

2018-12-06 at 4:31 AM UTC in Molly The Milf

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ steal hairs from her hairbrush & make a shrine.

The first photo is pretty.

+1 for Slackers reference (both you and OP).

2018-12-06 at 4:30 AM UTC in That feel when you cum

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Ain't nothing wrong with a little carpet cum.

2018-12-06 at 4:13 AM UTC in Why does Lanny hate Bill Krozby so much?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Him and §m£ÂgØL are like two gay pees in a pod.

Peas*.

2018-12-06 at 4:06 AM UTC in Molly The Milf

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Oh my Goodness, I now so badly want to do molly (the drug) with Molly (the 80's movie star)...

2018-12-06 at 4:04 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by -SpectraL It's another one of Lanny's community-destroying kiddy games.

I'm still trying to find out how the phrase enhancements work... Or how user titles are assigned.

I can't even fathom trying to figure out what words get someone auto-banned around here.

2018-12-06 at 4:01 AM UTC in folks, this time of year is tough for me...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Ughhu You can use it recreationally? Does it have a different effect than an antidepressant

Ok, here's the long and short of it...

Yes, it gets you high.

But it is a DESPERATE high. It feels good, but at the same time, you feel like utter shit for injecting a freaking antidepressant into your bloodstream.

Also, it's highly dangerous...

https://globalnews.ca/news/846576/antidepressant-wellbutrin-becomes-poor-mans-cocaine-on-toronto-streets/

I've done a lot of weird shit when it comes to drugs, most of which I actually do not regret.

But IV'ing wellbutrin is something I want to forget.

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