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Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
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2018-12-13 at 9:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Na but you could have fucked her throat and got up and left without a word once you were finished
I know that now.
I am in a state of some degree of regret.
But this chick is fucking crazy.
She can fuck like you wouldn't believe, has a just phenomenal body (for a 40-something year old), and has the stamina to fuck all day.
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2018-12-13 at 9:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks You're kind of the black sheep around here, and I can relate in a certain kind of way.
Well, maybe not this. I can't relate much to this.
10 years is some shit. It's like I was in prison.
Can't say I know from experience what that (prison) is like, but I imagine it's not too far off from total and utter sexlesness.
Well, heterosex at least.
Yeah, I've always been a black sheep in general but there's nothing wrong with that as long as your also a lamb of god.
I've met several people from these boards irl and they said I'm not the same as I come across online.
Back on rdfrn i met a dude "man titties" and his gf for pizza, soda pop and bowling and he was a younger dude than me him and his girl and he said he was nervous about meeting with me but after a few hours of hanging he was glad to know that I'm a chill bro. He was extremely preppy and straight laced but we still got along. -
2018-12-13 at 9:26 AM UTCThis thread is pretty good lol
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2018-12-13 at 10:31 AM UTCI've said it before and I'll say it again. You do be fly, son!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 11:44 AM UTCOff topic - OP are you a Sagittarius by chance? Just curious.
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2018-12-13 at 1:12 PM UTCModern women haven't lived up to the expectations of their gender and have taken their role in society for granted. I don't consider bossy pushy stuck up bitches to be proper ladies so I treat them like animals. Whenever a woman yells at me I never get intimidated I just flirt with them and laugh it off.
I can't take the vast majority of women seriously, they are all retarded bitches that exist only to get fucked, knocked up and take care of their husband.
If these women don't want to do what they are supposed to there are plenty of transgender girls who would be more than happy to take their place. -
2018-12-13 at 1:21 PM UTCSo you bought her alcohol and then didn't even get to nut.
I'm giving you a β. -
2018-12-13 at 1:25 PM UTCShoulda used Uber.
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2018-12-13 at 2:49 PM UTCop, just don't try to make the ho a housewife... and you should be fine.👍
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2018-12-13 at 2:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks I'll admit that my curiosity as to what Ohfralala looks like is now thoroughly piqued.
Especially after that thread Panthrax/Grimace dedicated to her with the Aladdin lyrics…
And she gets a lot of attention around here in general.
But I've also seen her referred to as a he.
And I also have no idea what anyone (for the most part) looks like on here.
So I dunno.
I'm not sure how I would feel about anyone on NIS "wanting a piece of me."
I do like Ohfralala in general, though, all things considered.
Panny just likes to make me uncomfortable. I don’t get attention bc of my looks. I get attention bc I poke at people.
I’m actually a hermaphrodite that looks like a warthog.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 2:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha you literally made me lol, you'd be surprised I've dated a lot of college girls way more book smarts and level headed than myself. I even dated a girl for some time that was on a reality tv show twice, I miss her to this day. A lot of girls actually like dumb guys, its just that I'm cute, quirky, and fun. Skinny guys have big dicks and chickens know that.
Until last week I actually went thru a month long dry spell which is highly abnormal for me, the chick said I'm cute and sweet most of the time but that I'm really weird, which she is correct. I'm diagnosed with bipolar d/o and kinda eccentric.
I never said anyone should aim to be like me in totality, I'm more self aware than what people give me credit for but I do have some traits that he obviously lacks. Just trying to be positive and help the guy.
That’s a cute coping mechanism but you’re a ne’er do well boil on the butt of humanity. Shut the fuck up with this good guy horseshit act. -
2018-12-13 at 2:57 PM UTCOp your transformation won’t be complete until you pimp slap a ho and she thanks you and apologizes 👍🏻
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2018-12-13 at 3:52 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 4:40 PM UTCNicely done, gadzooksy!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 5 PM UTC
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2018-12-13 at 5:42 PM UTC
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2018-12-13 at 5:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost I don't consider bossy pushy stuck up bitches to be proper ladies so I treat them like animals. Whenever a woman yells at me I never get intimidated I just flirt with them and laugh it off.
Yeah that's precisely what I'm working on.
This is the β to α evolution, kinda like a pokemon evolution.
Yesterday might have been the process day I transitioned from β to α. -
2018-12-13 at 5:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS So you bought her alcohol and then didn't even get to nut.
I'm giving you a β.
Well, she paid for the cab.
I think the cab ended up being slightly cheaper than the liquor, though, so technically I'm out a few bucks.
Definitely worth that few bucks to dodge that bullet.
At least give me a β+ or an α-. -
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