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2018-12-17 at 5:27 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
Originally posted by totse3.com first my Credit Card and then I noticed my bag of emergency xanax is missing all but one.
but all of the baby aspirin is in there.
I'll fuck your ass up you punk bitch.
I can't tell sometimes if you're joking, but this kinda screams joke.
Xanax missing, money missing, the two are often mutually inclusive.
But it's not because of a third party entity.
I know all too well from experience. -
2018-12-17 at 5:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2018-12-17 at 5:23 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
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2018-12-17 at 5:18 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox MyselfI kinda wanna smoke some crack right now...
I did just get paid two days ago...
These are thoughts I should be having internally, but yet I post them publicly, in a thread where I doxxed myself...
Interesting...
Anyway, about to call my crack hookup.
BRB. -
2018-12-17 at 5:17 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you tried to be smart, but you didn't get the joke. DOUBLE BLIND. methanol made people GO BLIND. fuck I hate having to explain a joke but you're too smart for your own good. do you really think I don't know what methanol is? you're going to explain it to me and not get the joke? fucking canadians.
I got the joke (methanol causing blindness).
I think I just autism-fucked it up by trying to expand on it. -
2018-12-17 at 5:16 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
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2018-12-17 at 5:11 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with MeI have no idea what patreon is or how to set up an account.
But I'm going to one of these days.
Will you all contribute?
I'll bet if I offered her $1,000,000 she'd be down.
ACTUALLY WAIT, better idea just popped into my head...
I will pay a private investigation firm to track down a woman that looks as close to Taylor Swift as they can find, but a non-famous version, and then they will make her an offer of like, $10,000.
A milli to Ms. Swift is like pennies clinking in a piggy bank. -
2018-12-17 at 5:07 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that double dick gave me flashbacks to weird dreams ive had of my dick where I have like two dicks, or my dick is detachable or all sorts of weird shit.
The duo-dick is a classic Freudian concept.
Actually I have no idea.
I do have weird dreams about dicks sometimes though. -
2018-12-17 at 5:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentOr maybe two...
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2018-12-17 at 5:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAbout to suck one of these...
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2018-12-17 at 4:59 AM UTC in gadzooks brings out the best in all of usI am the human embodiment of a manic episode WHEN I have my liquor and drugs in me.
98% of the time though, I'mstableboring as fuck.
But one must take one of two pills.
Starting January, I'm taking the delusion pill.
Until then though, it's party time.
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2018-12-17 at 4:55 AM UTC in Over 200 posta
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I'll care as much as I want in any single moment and then forget about it right after. but really, what kind of a response is that? "oooh well I thought you didn't CARE about this stuff because you're an EDGY NIHILIST". fuck off!
drake is an insult to everyone, the fact that people eat up this manufactured artist like its some real shit is disgusting. it's fake. you're fake. it's gay, you're dumb. drake isn't a real rapper. he has no talent. he is a pawn. can you seriously call yourself a man and say, "yeah I enjoy the raps made by that half black Canadian from degrassi". wow dude, youtube rappers are more street than that. at least those guys have to pay the bills without a contract from some big media company.
this dude wans't rapping his ass out of the projects. he's got no insight. he's a manufactured bullshit pop artist that needs to be hung in times square for crimes against art
But he says "YOLO" though...
Embrace the pop culture.
You see, my coping mechanism is unwavering acceptance of ridiculous pop culture trends.
Manufactured gangster rap is fun for me.
Just drink the kool-aid, it's all good.
You can always stop drinking it at any time. -
2018-12-17 at 4:49 AM UTC in gadzooks brings out the best in all of us
Originally posted by GGG So why not NOW?
New Years resolutions have always seemed really dumb to me, because a lot of people just use them as a way of feeling better about themselves rather than making changes. You CAN use it to actually do shit, but if you're deciding NOW, two entire weeks before the new year, you've probably still got that little addict in you telling you to fuck off.
It isn't a new years resolution, but I have decided to quit nicotine. I have one last coil in there, maybe another fill of juice, and then that's it. Then I stop. Making an active and immediate plan helps a lot with actually following through, I think. I'm already vaping less because I want to make it last.
Maybe you could start small, and have a more lofty goal by New Years? Or maybe not. I just don't have much faith in new years resolutions. I've literally never seen anybody follow through in any significant way. I mean, I'm sure you've had past resolutions for drinking yeah?
For the record I routinely taper off Crouton pretty successfully and I think I've got cutting down drug use whenever I want down to a science. Make a schedule, set the doses, have your substance ready. The structure helps to actually follow through, since you're not making decisions for yourself, you're just following what the paper says.
I choose January 1st "arbitrarily" for a reason.
You see, I am lucky enough to have been born right at the cusp between two months, and two months in particular.
My birthday is August 31st, which means that September 1st, or the beginning of a school semester, whether grade school or university-level, is like a "New Years Day" of sorts, for me.
So, I have to MAJOR "NYE"-style points in the year:
-- August 31st / September 1st.
-- December 31st / January 1st.
For MAJOR life changes, I use these two points in the year.
For the small stuff, or for gradual programmes of change where I build my way up bit by bit, I can use any old arbitrarily chosen date.
But those two pivotal days out of the year that I mentioned above - they have a powerfully motivating effect. -
2018-12-17 at 4:44 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box we're gonna have to do this double blind, which means we both have to get methanol tier, bleeding from our assholes drunk.
Wrong spirits.
Spirits of the methylated variety are good as a solvent for some simple chemical purifications of illicit recreational drugs.
But not for drinking.
Although I will be the first to admit, I have taken a few sips of a hobo cocktail that included dollar store rubbing alcohol. -
2018-12-17 at 4:42 AM UTC in Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...
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2018-12-17 at 4:40 AM UTC in Over 200 posta
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box drake has to be the absolute gayest fucking rapper I've ever seen, I don't know how anyone considers this guy to be a serious person at all. he used to be on DEGRASSI. YOU'RE FROM DEGRASSI NIGGER. stupid shit my 16 year old girlfriend would make us watch. how do you go from running guns and drugs and gang banging to being like oh hell yeah I love these gay little shows for faggot ass teenagers. fuck drake, and also fuck snoop dogg, what a fucking sell out. fuck, all those niggers are a bunch of sell outs, they love to say fuck the police when it makes them albums but they're still using them as their personal mercenaries. fuck all these dumb niggers.
Kinda true.
Within reason.
I still like Drake, and Snoop even for that matter.
Why care so much?
I thought you were above all the impermanence?
Rants are hypocritical if you truly accept the impermanence of reality. -
2018-12-17 at 4:37 AM UTC in Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...I saw babby formed one time when closet was open in mommy and daddys room they formed babby when dad peed in moms pee hole but babby was retarded so mommmy smothered it with pillow now i sad about babby.
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2018-12-17 at 4:26 AM UTC in gadzooks brings out the best in all of usOkay, I'm going to do that thing again where I mention I have a bachelor's degree in psychology, like it makes me some kind of resident expert...
But there were certain areas that I focused on in my studies...
Motivation and goal accomplishing are among them.
MOST people fail at NY Resolutions.
BUT, those who succeed, do incredibly well.
The point is not about setting goals only once a year.
It's about setting goals throughout the year, and having "mini resolutions", like, for example, "this coming Monday I will start exercising."
Yes, GGG, it does sound like procrastination, but can be executed without such pretense.
Do you know how I got opiate-clean?
I switched FROM METHADONE... TO HEROIN... to ween myself off.
It sounds backwards as fuck, but you know what, it worked?
Sometimes counter-intuitive plans work out quite well. -
2018-12-17 at 4:20 AM UTC in Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...But here's my pussy, now make me baby.
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2018-12-17 at 4:19 AM UTC in Over 200 posta
