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2018-12-18 at 6 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked{raped} {my} {granny}.
{sexed} {my} {granny}.
that was only
{seventy} {one}.
That's the only sentence I can come up with that makes sense (grammatically, at least). -
2018-12-18 at 5:59 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fuckedthat was only {seventy} {one}.
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2018-12-18 at 5:58 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked{raped} {my} {cousin}.
{sexed} {my} {cousin}. -
2018-12-18 at 5:58 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked{raped} {my} {sister}.
{sexed} {my} {sister}. -
2018-12-18 at 5:58 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fuckedMore possible variations for: █████ ██ ██████:
{raped} {my} {friend}.
{sexed} {my} {friend}.
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2018-12-18 at 5:54 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when i was ██ i █████ ██ ██████ that was only ███████ ███.
it was the best thing that happened in my life and id cherish it till my dying breath.
If each █ character is meant to represent a regular a1phanumeric character, some of the things I've been able to deduce (albeit with very little certainty) are kinda messed up.
When I was {2-digit age, so at least 10} i {five-letter word, so not 'fucked'... 'raped' would fit though} {two-character word - probably "an"} {6-letter word... I so don't want to guess 'infant'..., but if the previous word represents 'an', then we're expecting a word that starts with a vowel here} that was only {7-digit word... seventy?} + {one}... seventy one?
The 'only' part kinda makes that nonsensical.
Can I buy a vowel? -
2018-12-18 at 5:45 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked
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2018-12-18 at 5:45 PM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked
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2018-12-18 at 11:50 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theifMy purely qualitative experience-base estimates might have been a tad off.
But they were closer than I'd have even guessed.
For the record, there are three values associated with each benzo (and they are sorted by the third one):
1. Equivalent dose do Diazepam.
2. TIme to onset.
3. Half-life. -
2018-12-18 at 11:48 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theifEtizolam: 1-2 / 1-2 / 6 hours (=0.25d)
Lorazepam: 1 / 2-4 / 9.5–20 hours (14.75h=0.61d)
Alprazolam: 0.5-1 / 1-2 / 10–20 hours (15h=0.62d)
Clonazepam: 0.25-0.5 / 1-4 / 19.5–50 hours (34.75h=1.45d)
Phenazepam: NOT AVAILABLE / 1.5-4 / 60 hours (=2.5d)
Diazepam: 10 / 1-1.5 / 32–47 hours [32–205] (39.5h=1.64d [118.5h=4.94d] -
2018-12-18 at 2:30 AM UTC in Cloud Inversion from strong stormfrontStormfront, eh?
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2018-12-18 at 2:28 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with MeI meant to post the following here, not in that other thread...
To anyone denying her attractiveness...
If you still say she's not the very image of feminine beauty, you suffer either:
A. Delusion.
B. Denial.
C. Faggotry.
Choose one. -
2018-12-18 at 2:27 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay gadzooks to Have Sex with MeAnd to anyone denying her attractiveness...
If you still say she's not the very image of feminine beauty, you suffer either:
A. Delusion.
B. Denial.
C. Faggotry.
Choose one. -
2018-12-18 at 2:24 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay gadzooks to Have Sex with Me
Originally posted by Ughhu Would you fuck her on credit while he fucks you then sending the money down the line of nuts passed. It would be like the human centipede of sex traffic.
Probably not, but only because I would have to fuck OP like, hundreds of times, for one fuck with Ms. Swift.
It just doesn't seem worth it when I think about it like that. -
2018-12-18 at 2:14 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theifOkay, there is a lot of talk about this benzo vs that benzo in here.
Having tried all of the following variations of benzodiazepines, and having had multiple legitimate prescriptions throughout my life, I will describe and somewhat compare them:
-- Clonazepam (AKA: Klonopin, or k-pins) are the longest lasting of the ones I've tried. I used to have a regular, very high-dose prescription (2mg * 4 times daily). I was a walking zombie.
-- Diazepam (AKA: Valium) are more middle-ground in terms of half-life. I've only dabbled in diazepam, but it ain't too bad.
-- Lorazepam (AKA: Atavan) are shorter lasting, I believe, but also seem to have a higher tendency than other benzos to induce amnesia. I mean, they all cause amnesia if you take enough, or mix them with alcohol, but lorazepam seems to be especially amnesic, so I avoid it for the most part.
-- Alprazolam (AKA: Xanax, xannies, bars, etc) are the shortest lasting of all (well-known) benzodiazepines. This can be an advantage if you have intermittent panic disorders.
-- Phenazepam (AKA: That-which-must-never-be-tried) might actually be longer lasting than clonazepam. You don't hear much about it anymore. It is/was a research chemical that you could only get as a pure powder, and it was active at SUB-MILLIGRAM levels. You NEED a highly sensitive digital scale to deal with phenazepam, and even then, just don't. Please. If you need any further dissuading, google "phenazepam horror stories", or even "took phenazepam and woke up in jail" or "took phenazepam and woke up in hospital with 72 stiches", or "took phenazepam and woke up in my truck crashed into a ditch somewhere, bleeding profusely".
-- Etizolam (AKA: Another-research-chemical-benzo-possibly-worth-experimenting-with). My experiences with etizolam have been mixed. I'm sure others here have done it a lot more than I have. -
2018-12-18 at 1:44 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay gadzooks to Have Sex with Me
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2018-12-18 at 1:43 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay gadzooks to Have Sex with Me
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth have no idea what patreon is or how to set up an account.
But I'm going to one of these days.
Will you all contribute?
I'll bet if I offered him $20 he'd be down.
I hate to be the bearer (barer?) of bad news, but I charge slightly more for my sexual services.
Basically, whatever I end up having to pay Taylor Swift (or her body-double, if need be), that's how much I will have to charge you (if you want the real me and not a surrogate).
So basically, I'll be selling sex so that I can buy sex. It's almost kinda, circle-of-life beautiful in it's own way.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I will pay a private investigation firm to track down a man that looks as close to gadzooks as they can find.
This shouldn't be hard now, what, with my driver's license photo posted here somewhere. -
2018-12-18 at 1:38 AM UTC in Day drinkingI'm almost exclusively a night drinker.
The exceptions are:
1. Binges with friends - these will be all day drink fests that can last any number of days. They occur less and less frequently with age.
2. To deal with hangovers (if I have the luxury of doing so; i.e. it is not a workday) - I am generally pretty "good at drinking", a skill I have honed over years of high-functioning alcoholism, so I very rarely get hangovers, but when I do, I will sometimes start day drinking to deal with it.
3. When I'm dealing with heartbreak, rejection, or even just a general malaise with life - If I'm especially depressed, I may turn to drink earlier in the day than normal.
As a general rule, though, I only drink at night, after I've knocked at least the majority of the tasks off of my Todo list. -
2018-12-17 at 8:54 AM UTC in gadzooks is your irish ass caught up yetDAMNIT LANNY, a_beta and b_eta are not exclusively used in the context of politics.
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2018-12-17 at 8:52 AM UTC in gadzooks is your irish ass caught up yet
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box hell yeah, that's cool. learn to code a fucking bot, jesus christ isn't the first thing every nerd does? haha what am I saying, telling developers to actually do their job is racism. fucking niggers.
I have heard some horror stories about extreme SJW/PC culture taking over in a lot of software companies.
Like, I guess you'd technically call me a liberal, but like, a close-to-center, almost right-leaning leftist.
But I've read about and heard some horror stories about over-the-top PC culture just ruining the tech industry.
I do my job though without much use of the stick (in the carrot/stick dichotomy). Because I have major ambition at work, and I love what I'm working on right now.
WE DO A|_PHA RELEASE ON MONDAY.... TODAY... LITERALLY TODAY WE HAVE OUR A|_PHA RELEASE.
That is major.
I should get going to sleep soon because Slack will be all abuzz tomorrow morning.
They'll probably find like 10,000 bugs in the first few hours.
It's an interesting line of work, to say the least.
