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2018-12-17 at 6:27 AM UTC in ITT you post the first pussy bitch you ever fucked
Originally posted by Ghost I can't find her, she turned lesbian after she took my virginity, went crazy and erased all her social media.
A LOT of the women I lost various "virginities" to, turned out lesbians.
My first kiss - She is a full-blown lesbian now.
My first adult crush - She is a full-blown lesbian now.
There are others, but you get the gist.
First woman I slept with though, man, I couldn't find her if I tried.
I'm 34. Times were different back then. I have no idea how I'd even begin tracking down exes or women I slept with ~2 decades ago. -
2018-12-17 at 6:17 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with Me
Originally posted by Ghost I thought Patreon was for recurring things like YouTube people.
You need a GoFundMe
Maybe GoFundMe is what I was thinking of...
What do people usually set up when they want to gather donations to fuck a hot celebrity, or some kind of similar-looking surrogate?
This is my first crack at this, so I don't know the whole procedure involved. -
2018-12-17 at 6:15 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with Me
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2018-12-17 at 6:11 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by totse3.com I take them for my heart and panic disorder. its to lower my blood pressure since Diovan and other drugs make me piss too much.
I had high blood pressure all week on vacation and the heat had nearly pushed me over the edge. I had to buy alkaseltzer because the store I ran into didn't have aspirin when I had heart palpitations while in Manhattan. Popping one in the store and it foaming in my mouth while downing a bottle of Snapple and the Middle Eastern guy screaming at me, and me telling him "here's 10 bucks and walked out without my change.
Not making it up. Yeah they nearly killed me, So fuck them!
Bring up propranolol at your next doctor visit.
It might also help.
Also, while you shouldn't have to resort to it, there are deep web markets that sell any and all prescription drugs.
From what I understand, you're American, so you might not even find the Deep Web Market prices all that high.
I live in Canada where most drugs are subsidized, if not outright free.
So paying $100 for a few months worth of Xanax feels like a lot.
It might not be for you, though.
You can even get propranolol on there too (I have personally bought it), as well as other non-recreational psych meds.
It's worth considering / looking into. -
2018-12-17 at 6:07 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with Me
Originally posted by GGG What if we increase the amount and make it a group sex endeavor?
Like we all pitch in on a gang bang?
Hmm... Depends on three main factors:
1. Number of dudes involved in said bukkake session.
2. How much this Taylor Swift look-alike actually resembles the real deal.
3. How much we each paying.
After processing those conditional factors, we MIGHT have a workable deal.
I'm not sharing a perfect Taylor clone with 100 dudes though.
Nor am I paying $1,000 to share a mediocre clone with 100 other dudes.
There is some nuanced math involved here.
But first we need the Patreon account. -
2018-12-17 at 6:03 AM UTC in Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with MeThat's it, I'm going to bed (to have sweet dreams of Taylor Switft's body double).
Y'all niggas didn't contribute shit, though.
Don't come crying to me next time you want a group of private investigators to track down and negotiate sexual services with a woman (or man) that looks much like the celebrity you want most badly to fuck. -
2018-12-17 at 5:59 AM UTC in Rizzo you're going to make me actually buy nutmegErowid? More like mouth-full-of-wood, amiright?
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2018-12-17 at 5:46 AM UTC in Y'all thought infinityshock was gay... Well, allow me to introduce you to...
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2018-12-17 at 5:45 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
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2018-12-17 at 5:44 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by totse3.com https://inhabitat.com/man-buries-42-school-buses-to-build-north-americas-largest-nuclear-fallout-shelter/
There's actually someone out there that hoards school busses.
Of all the things to pathologically collect...
What a time to be alive. -
2018-12-17 at 5:42 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
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2018-12-17 at 5:40 AM UTC in piggy dtg/dw
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2018-12-17 at 5:37 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theifEither way, I hope your credit card and xanax turn up.
If I were the credit card and xanax fairy, I would hook you up. -
2018-12-17 at 5:36 AM UTC in I'll fuck you up theif
Originally posted by totse3.com It must of been me driving 3000 miles and getting twice as much gasoline that my car can take on a fill then.
and I must of popped all 10 at once, since I just stuck them in there 2 days ago and havn't taken one out until today which was only one left.
Are you being sarcastic right now?
I can NEVER tell with you.
Like, I'll be the first to admit, I'm not that good at reading people. I may even lie somewhere on the autism spectrum for all I know.
But I usually can get some kind of subtle read.
I legit can't tell with you. -
2018-12-17 at 5:34 AM UTC in Y'all thought infinityshock was gay... Well, allow me to introduce you to...
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2018-12-17 at 5:34 AM UTC in Y'all thought infinityshock was gay... Well, allow me to introduce you to...
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2018-12-17 at 5:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentPeople can be assholes, drug thieves one such variety, but damn, wishing them death...
Seems kinda harsh.
It is too bad people have to steal in the first place though.
The world would be a much better place if we treated each other the way we would like to be treated. -
2018-12-17 at 5:30 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernameOh, and I've seen still frames from the Bjork-stalker suicide.
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2018-12-17 at 5:29 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernameI have only watched one live suicide video before... I think he was like... an Incel or a 4chan poster or something...
He wore a rainbow scarf or something like that.
It was traumatizing.
Life-altering, in fact. -
2018-12-17 at 5:27 AM UTC in Y'all thought infinityshock was gay... Well, allow me to introduce you to...You mean penile glitch.
