Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-01-20 at 9:45 PM UTC in What the fuck did you just say to me?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala When the site shutdown one of our members started looking for forums and found totseans which then led us here.
   
   A few of our members tried to create their own sites but we are all fucking idiots and those were never going to last.

   
   Very interesting.
   
   I never even posted at totseans (although I was aware of its existence).
   
   This site appealed to me just enough to encourage me to join and carry on my Totsean legacy.
   
   I think it's cool that another community merged with ours. I almost think it's about time we find yet another community to join us, because things around here can be kind of slow from time to time.
2. 2019-01-20 at 9:43 PM UTC in Why did god feel the need to create man?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   And you had that eye for detail here... This was a glorious opportunity for a quality parody thread, but it was weak in its execution, unfortunately.
3. 2019-01-20 at 9:42 PM UTC in Why did god feel the need to create man?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls first sentence in op

   
   You gave it the good old college try, and I respect that.
   
   But the art of a parody thread is not something to be taken lightly. It takes creativity and ingenuity, and an eye for detail that can discern precisely when a parody thread is appropriate.
   
   It will come with time.
4. 2019-01-20 at 9:36 PM UTC in 
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ‌ Still an underline though.
   
   :(

   
   Faggot.
5. 2019-01-20 at 9:33 PM UTC in ⠀⠀
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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6. 2019-01-20 at 9:29 PM UTC in What the fuck did you just say to me?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ohfralala No it wasn’t Zanick although he was one of the very few who was nice to us when we showed up lol.

   
   So then how did DH find NiS?
   
   There had to have been one person who lived right there at the intersection of these two worlds...
   
   Who was it?
7. 2019-01-20 at 9:27 PM UTC in If you’re goin to the paki shop
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Where can I buy a Paki?
   
   We have lots of stores around here operated by people of Pakistani origin, but no "Paki shops" that actually sell them.
8. 2019-01-20 at 9:26 PM UTC in Why did god feel the need to create man?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by UNSUB Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
   
   You realize you could have simply messaged me https://niggasin.space/thread/33018
   
   You didn’t have to humiliate yourself by publicly kissing my ass, but I appreciate your effort

   
   One of the greatest Internet forum honors is having someone do a parody thread about your own thread.
   
   However, it would have been better if it had actually modified the main post to be the logical inverse, rather than just using the OP word for word (unless I missed any subtle differences).
   
   I give it a D overall, because an attempt was made, but it kinda fell short of a good parody thread.
9. 2019-01-20 at 9:23 PM UTC in Why did man feel the need to create God?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   God is an alt.
   
   
10. 2019-01-20 at 9:22 PM UTC in Why did man feel the need to create God?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Literally everyone is an alt. You are an alt; I am an alt; Lanny is an alt; even the shoe sales spammers are alts; there are no humans anywhere in the world.
    
    Now that that's out of the way, can we continue talking about the origins of religion please...
11. 2019-01-20 at 9:20 PM UTC in What the fuck did you just say to me?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Was it Zanick who brought DH over here?
    
    So Zanick would have been the one person who dwelled right at the intersection between NiS and DH...
    
    He is both Totse and DH.
    
    The true Ubermensch - manifestation of all online communities.
    
    I hope he's okay... :(
12. 2019-01-20 at 9:17 PM UTC in nice alt
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls my salty ass itches

    
    There's a cream for that.
13. 2019-01-20 at 9:15 PM UTC in Hey Ghost...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    warning
14. 2019-01-20 at 9:13 PM UTC in nice alt
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls malt ass bitches

    
    malt liquor bitches
15. 2019-01-20 at 9:13 PM UTC in nice alt
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Triggered? I was just splaining why it was so expensive.

    
    It's expensive because it has to age for 12 freaking years. That's expensive from an operations perspective.
    
    Now, grey goose over smirnoff... I'll never get that. Vodka's vodka, at least as far as I can discern.
    
    But an aged scotch has a different flavor.
16. 2019-01-20 at 9:11 PM UTC in Lanny is from
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks reddit

    
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17. 2019-01-20 at 9:10 PM UTC in Lanny is from
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls how did you discovered it?
    
    i googled zoklet or totse alternative

    
    I somehow stumbled upon r/totse on reddit... Probably from googling "totse", or something along similar lines.
18. 2019-01-20 at 9:08 PM UTC in ⠀⠀
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fake and gay.
19. 2019-01-20 at 9:04 PM UTC in 
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ⠀⠀
20. 2019-01-20 at 8:58 PM UTC in Hey Ghost...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    warming