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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    No.

    This is, was, and will forever be the only online meeting place that isn't an utterly desolate wasteland of purile, platitudinous, pontificating, pointless, purposeless pigwash.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by eyeluvthe9ds I literally just registered 1 minute ago after getting nostalgic for &T, wtf

    New phone, who dis?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc Oh okay, sure I remember an ajax on zoklet tho.

    Anyone else recall? Or am I just high

    I'm glad you brought that up, because I've been wanting to ask that myself.

    I don't recognize the name from Zoklet, but he's a quality poster here all the same... I don't much care where he came from... But, I am curious though...

    Ajax, were you on Zoklet? And if so, did you have a different user name?

    Also, is your username in honor of the Ancient Greek dude? Or, by any chance, is it based on the show Duckman? There was an Ajax on that show...
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Shiiiiiit...

    So tonight, I'm jerking off to gifs I found through a Google image search from my phone, waiting for a TV dinner to finish cooking in the oven so I can nut, eat, and pass the fuck out (at 8 PM on a Friday... yeah I'm gangster as fuck... what's good?)... And then I hear a "tap... tap... tap..." at my rear patio door.

    So I pull the curtain aside to see who it is, and it's this friend of a friend who drops by every few months just for something to do. I was like... minutes aways from passing out, and I RARELY do stimulants, but I knew he would have meth, cuz he usually does, so I'm just like: "Hey, do you wanna smoke a bowl of side?".

    He's like: "Sure, gimme a sec to pull it out at least though."

    Then he pulls out torch lighter and gives the old thing a nice warming, but he has this particular technique that just can't be described. He's like a meth expert of some kind... This enormous puddle (bigger than I've ever been able to muster when it's my turn up to bat) starts bubbling inside, and it looks like the freaking lost city of Atlantis... Then he takes this enormous puff and I see this cloud unlike any cloud I've ever seen before - and that includes those of a meteorological nature.

    He then hands me the thing and says "inhale slowly, I'll handle the lighter"...

    I ended up puffing out this cloud that would make the cotton candy stand at the local seasonal fair blush.

    Then we proceeded to smoke more for about another hour or so, and I learned the was of the glass pipe...

    Again, I'm not much for stimulants, but got damn if I don't enjoy indulging on the occasional hoot from the glass bowl.

    So what're y'all up to on this fine evening?
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LMRAO
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you're into Italian, you can go to your local grocery store and get away with it scot-free...

  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Grudges are a burden.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I was able to get my full name (first and last) as a .com domain the other day.

    I was absolutely flabbergasted that it was available.

    The .ca equivalent has been taken for years.

    It's definitely been the highlight of my month.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What's lpsg?

    (Too lazy to google, tbh).
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Channel? It sounds like you mistook your computer for a TV.

  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Folks, how did he end up in his trunk?
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc World trade didn't blow up it blew down

    So did OP's mom.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria So for the past few days I have been avoiding places like this and sites like voat and imageboards.
    The change in mood and sense of well-being was extreme but the transition was subtle.
    I wasn't ruminating … at all … No struggling with negative thoughts, no sense of dread and self-loathing.
    For days I have felt happy and content.
    I've been working on creative projects, I've been getting high nobstop like I used to back when I lived at my grandparents.

    Shutting all the garbage outside of your own world is the key to happiness
    But for me it was an addiction
    I was consumed by negativity

    Ultimately, we are a product of our environment about as much as genetics, and something a lot of people forget about is that you can actually change your environment - at least, your current environment.

    It won't undo an entire childhood worth of experiences, but it can make a measurable difference for the present and future.

    Good on you for discovering this. Very few people ever truly come across this prized bit of wisdom.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG …Is that why everyone hates him?

    Apparently, he alledledgly has established some kind of pattern of perverse activity over time... It didn't stop with the piss video apparently.

    I don't know much about the more recent specifics.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG …Is that why everyone hates him?

    I tried listening to Chapter 1 and I can't get through it. Music is supposed to have a beat. This is like… synthetic raindrops and Nig kelly trying to make his thoughts sound deep.

    You youngins today with your dubstep and your mumble rap... Back in my day, we listened to REAL music.

  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sure he may have a thing for pissing on 15 year olds (and video taping it for some reason that I will never comprehend)...

    But everyone has to see Trapped in the Closet. It's like a right of passage into adulthood.

    I will force my future kids to watch it.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG N O P E

    D O I T

    Just try chapter 1.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Allow me to introduce you to...

  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If that's really her, you're an asshole for posting that.

    I have very a very strict personal policy against publishing nudes in my collection without the person's consent.

    I literally have homemade porno videos from an earlier time, but I could never show them to anyone because the right to a certain degree of privacy is kind of an important (and long forgotten) virtue.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Posting in an alt thread.
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