2019-03-14 at 6:13 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
All children are accidents.
Some individuals and couples just happen to be deluded enough into thinking of them as a good thing and slapping a fancy label ("family") on it.
2019-03-14 at 9:26 AM UTC
I like kids, but I could never eat a whole one.
2019-03-14 at 10:57 AM UTC
ask not what your children can do for you,
but what you can do to your children.
2019-03-14 at 12:07 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Diapers + formula = bottomless pit $$$