This is the greatest musical instrument ever created

1. 2019-03-23 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   
   
   These people are too blonde
2. 2019-03-23 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #22
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny
   
   These people are too blonde

   
   I didn't even notice that
   I thought the mom looked jedi
3. 2019-03-23 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   Late in my youth.. I started learning to layer tracks .. by early 1990s Grunge unplug took over.. synthpop died. Shut it down. Sad Face
4. 2019-03-23 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny
   
   These people are too blonde

   
   Like your walk of Fame Photo?
5. 2019-03-23 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria I thought the mom looked jedi

   
   why?
6. 2019-03-23 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Krow Like your walk of Fame Photo?

   
   My hair's pretty dark, more brown than blonde. It gets lighter and sun bleached if I spend a long time in the sun, but I haven't done that in a long ass time.
7. 2019-03-23 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby this is the bass i play because im not a faggot like op
   
   

   
   Cyka blyat!!
8. 2019-03-23 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #28
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country why?

   
   she looks like donald trump's kids
9. 2019-03-23 at 6:16 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny My hair's pretty dark, more brown than blonde. It gets lighter and sun bleached if I spend a long time in the sun, but I haven't done that in a long ass time.

   
   Man, you been using hydrogen peroxide to highlight that shit? this ain't the 70s, Farrah
10. 2019-03-23 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    the fuck are you talking about?
11. 2019-03-23 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #31
    

    HTS highlight reel
    No, that would be these:
    
12. 2019-03-23 at 8:35 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    my favorite instrument is the throat vagina
    
    
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    • HTS
13. 2019-03-24 at 11:33 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Humans look scary from the inside
14. 2019-03-26 at 9:43 AM UTC

    #34
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Krotz is such a basic bitch
    
    here is some glorious loli playing a ukulele to counter his faggotry
    
    

    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny
    
    These people are too blonde

    
    INB4 Vinny.
15. 2019-03-26 at 9:49 AM UTC

    #35
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
16. 2019-03-26 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vaginas, like penises, are boring.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks
17. 2019-03-26 at 9:57 AM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why am I the onl6ngiy guy 5hat gets bored? Fuck and leave.
18. 2019-03-26 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #38
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Vaginas, like penises, are boring.

    
    Secret Gadzooks moment here (but in a totally public forum so I have zero expectations of privacy)...
    
    I find both vaginas and penises aesthetically lacking.
    
    But, if I had to choose between the two, I'd rather look at a nice big erect cock.
19. 2019-03-26 at 10:17 AM UTC

    #39
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But I do enjoy inserting my penis into a vagina.
    
    I have no interest in actually receiving a penis in any orifice.
    
    (Except maybe for a million dollars).