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2019-04-19 at 4:09 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nudeđź’˛
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2019-04-19 at 4:09 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nudeđź’˛
Originally posted by blaster master you might need a cock ring, a butt plug, and something a little more stimulating that porn…
ask Who…
Yeah I suppose I could experiment with some things...
But every time I've actually had sex in the past, it's been spontaneous and entirely unexpected.
So I would basically have to carry a cock ring and/or butt plug around with me everywhere, just in case.
I can only picture myself being frisked by cops catching me drinking in public or smoking crack in some alley, and finding a bunch of sex paraphernalia... I don't know if I can handle that. -
2019-04-19 at 4:06 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
This song always reminds me of the movie Cruel Intentions.
Every time I hear it. -
2019-04-19 at 4:03 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nudeđź’˛
Originally posted by blaster master oh dude my shit is laughable soft.
I suppose I could post an erection-selfie... I rarely get them though.
I think I have borderline ED.
It's not even just when I'm drunk... Even during the day, I have to "summon" an erection by putting on porn and playing with it a bit.
I'm too young to be having this problem... I think.
Do a lot of men in their mid-30's require viagra/cialis/etc? -
2019-04-19 at 3:59 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-04-19 at 3:59 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nudeđź’˛I have to admit that my penis, when flaccid, is like 1 inch... It sometimes even inverts.
But it does grow to a reasonable size when erect.
I wonder why that is...
But for that reason alone I will never be able to join the Wang Gang.
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2019-04-19 at 3:47 AM UTC in I am so good at pushing people away I am literally a sumo wrestler
Originally posted by Common De-mominator https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
b —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description
The party was attended by literally hundreds of people.
What... The... Fuck...?
That has to be a recent addition due to it's frequent use as an intensifier by the current generation. -
2019-04-19 at 3:42 AM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Dishwashers have existed for almost a hundred and seventy years. The reason restaurants don't rely on them is because those dishes need to be spotless, not 90% good, like it might fly in homes.
So we've gotten to a point that we can generate perfectly human-looking faces that would trick anyone, among millions of other technological advances recently in AI and the like, and yet we can't build a dishwasher that is more effective than a human?
I find that hard to believe.
Also, humans don't guarantee 100% cleanliness. Extensively trained astronauts and engineers and medical doctors all make mistakes... I imagine that a person being paid minimum wage to wash dishes is AT LEAST as likely to make mistakes. -
2019-04-19 at 3:36 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2019-04-19 at 3:35 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-04-19 at 3:32 AM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont know about al pacino but i just learnt a few months back that robert de negro is actually a negro lover after decades of watching his film.
Yes, I have also learned at some point that he has a thing for black women.
Somehow it hasn't affected my levels of appreciation or respect for the man.
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2019-04-19 at 3:28 AM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?#SeizeTheMeansOfProduction
#EndCapitalism
#AutomateAllJobs
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2019-04-19 at 3:25 AM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fuck you.
washing dishes is a honesst and honorable job.
Okay, maybe I should have specified that if I found myself a dishwasher for life, then I would feel like a failure.
It is honest work, though. But sadly it doesn't pay enough to really do much.
It can also easily be automated.
And you only get like 10% of the tips on top of your minimum wage.
Probably my least favorite job I've had.
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2019-04-19 at 3:05 AM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?
Originally posted by Solstice I knew a guy who washed dishes who claimed he needed heroin to handle the pain of the hot water in the sink.
In all fairness, the water is pretty hot in restaurant dish washing stations.
Also, if I wound up a dishwasher as an actual regular adult job, I'd want heroin just to deal with the feelings of utter failure.
He's got two solid reasons to use as far as I'm concerned. -
2019-04-19 at 1:15 AM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?
Originally posted by aldra http://www.circuitbasics.com/setting-up-a-5v-relay-on-the-arduino/
In your image the big blue box is the actual relay, the components on the left aren't necessary for your project and will just add expense.
In your case you want to use the NC (normally connected) terminal because you want power to the lock to be connected until you send a signal to interrupt it.
Ahh ok. I will definitely give that page a read. -
2019-04-19 at 1:13 AM UTC in The Day Drinking Thread
Originally posted by Krow dog DAY afternoon.. Attica.. Attica..
Who wants to Time Machine to NYC 1970 and rob banks?
That movie is on my to watch list.
But I still haven't gotten around to watching it.
I can't remember if I saw it available on either Netflix or Amazon Prime Video, both of which I have subscriptions for... So I think I torrented it a while back.
I hear it's a classic. -
2019-04-19 at 1:05 AM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?
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2019-04-19 at 1:04 AM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?
Originally posted by aldra 1. Yeah you should be able to wire an analogue signal directly to the microphone socket, you might need to amplify or clean it up though. If you have a cheap or broken pair of headphones you can cut off the plug and clip the line to that, then plug it into the microphone slot.
This Wolfson Audio Card looks like a perfect addition to an RPi setup...
https://www.element14.com/community/community/raspberry-pi/raspberry-pi-accessories/wolfson_pi
I just need to find somewhere selling it (Amazon.ca is saying "unavailable"). -
2019-04-19 at 1 AM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?
Originally posted by aldra 3. Regardless it looks like that particular intercom uses a 12v EM lock, so to unlock the door you need to interrupt the 12v line. You'll need to wire in a relay to do this. An arduino relay board/shield is a cheap and easy way to do it and will work fine with the raspi.
Would something like this be the right thing?
https://www.amazon.ca/XCSOURCE-Infinite-Timing-1S-15Min-TE678/dp/B01NCTVH57/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=electronics+relay&qid=1555635538&s=gateway&sr=8-7
"XCSOURCE DC 12V Infinite Loop Cycle Timing Timer Time Delay Relay ON OFF Module 1S-15Min TE678"
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2019-04-19 at 12:59 AM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?
Originally posted by aldra 2. Why do you need an arduino if you're planning on using a raspi anyway? You know the raspi has 2 rows of GPIOs right?
Damn, well I'll be... Shit.
I have an RPi 2 right next to me and checked inside the case, and bam, right there.
And I guess I don't need to solder or anything if I have those wire "sleeves" to attach raw wire to one of the GPIO pins.
It just so happens I just bought a pack of such cables (with the "sleeve" at one end).
I bought a whole bunch of electronics stuff that I figured I may or may not need.
