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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like, if you saw one of these coming at you...



    Would you engage or retreat?
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Their results showed that people with lower intellect preferred music with lyrics, rather than complex orchestrations.

    What about complex orchestrations with lyrics?

    Opera niggas be like...

  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you have really long arms, challenge them to Prussian roullette...

  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *sad Sarah McLachlan music starts playing*

    1 in 7 NiSers are victims of forced cum spitting by their significant others.

    Right now is your chance to save one of them.

    For only $0.37 a day, you can improve the life of a fellow NiSer.

    Call the Fona-Fone today, and make a donation to the Fona-Bank.

    You can make a difference.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol what the actual fuck?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Every so often I see his posts in necrobumped threads, and he intrigues the shit out of me.

    He has a unique enough posting style that I'm like 99% certain he isn't posting under a new username.

    Where did he go?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and I might have had morning sex with my two exes here or there.

    But my point still stands.

    I was always drunk for the initial hookup.

    :(
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I actually have the exact same problem.

    The only gal I ever slept with while sober was when I lost my virginity.

    She came over with the sole intention of taking my virginity (I.e. it was already planned)... It still took me like 2 hours just to work my way up to kissing her.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is still one of my favorite threads ever.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Now we're back on that depressing shit again...

    Okay, I'm tired and drunk and need to pass the fuck out.

    WellHung, try to avoid killing yourself tonight.

    DontTellEm, try not to use the N word for the next... 10 minutes? Baby steps.

    mmQ, don't overdo it on the weed, mang.

    I think that's everyone.

    TTYL.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Pass good roofies

    Over here, cuz I wanna get fucked up.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pass good roofies
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. What gross individuals.

    Takes one to know one.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like cheesy poofs?
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm puss foofs.

    I don't even know what that means.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Sure kinda. Truth be told I haven't socially smoked weed ok probably 8 years. Well that's not true but basically it is.. I javemt sought out just going to hang out with people to smoke weed and whatever. Its completely now an alone thing and I almost literally wNt to talk to nobody.

    This is just me of course. It's just prwprlexing to me kind of. At least my alcohol addiction I know the reasons why and I DO feel better when I drink. Weed, not usually (though yes of course I must to some extent I guess) but goddamn

    Well, heck, I even STILL occasionally smoke a bit of weed all alone, even though I virtually ALWAYS regret it.

    Like, on the timeline of me starting smoking weed, and then finding it unpleasant, and then, eventually, finding it well beyond unpleasant... It was a several year time line.

    Nowadays, and we're talking like 12-15 years after marijuana became atrociously unpleasant, I still take a small toke once in a while after I've been drinking, just to try and bring back the good ol' days, when smoking weed was an enjoyable activity.

    The best I can hope for, though, are manageable levels of anxiety (if I smoke little enough), and maybe a good jerk off session (it has always consistently enhanced that kind of thing) before falling asleep.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    TellEmEverything.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I literally had a friend who would pull out a knife and be like "smoke the weed or I'll fucking stab you."

    He actually did kinda poke me with the knife once... It didn't pierce any further than the fabric of my pants, but, still... it was kinda surreal.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ That shit got me high as shit.

    I need to stop smoking weed in general let alone when I'm drinking


    Just saying . It used to be therapeutic for me but it's not anymore. At all. Haha. I have to type hHaa because of the anxiety. There is literally no reason for me to smoke weed anymore outside of my psychological addiction to doing so. It only makes my life worse. Thank you.

    Dude, I went through the EXACT same thing.

    The fucked up thing is how long it took me to actually quit smoking weed.

    Like, it's just so fucking commonplace a drug that... it's like the Brits and their tea. You go to a homie's place, and they pull out the weed, just like a fucking afternoon tea ceremony.

    You tell them "I'm good," and they look at you like you like you're from Mars or something.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You should have seen him his skin-tight one-piece bathing suit.
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