Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-05-24 at 4:17 PM UTC in I have a bachelor's degree in psychology from the University of Illinois at Urbana -Champaign...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee What are your prices ooc?

   
   My prices?
   
   I charge on a sliding scale.
   
   The amount I charge is inversely proportional to where someone stands on the standard Metric 1-10 looks scale.
   
   When approaching a 10 rating, I'm a lot more inclined to do pro bono work.
2. 2019-05-24 at 3:56 PM UTC in I have a bachelor's degree in psychology from the University of Illinois at Urbana -Champaign...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee undersexed.

   
   There's an easy fix for that.
   
   I've got the remedy right here in my pants.
   
   ...
   
   *checks pockets*
   
   Here it is... A business card for a male escort service.
3. 2019-05-24 at 3:53 PM UTC in I have a bachelor's degree in psychology from the University of Illinois at Urbana -Champaign...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Do you really?
   
   I majored in psychology too.
   
   Was on the grad school track (working in a research lab, near perfect GPA, doing an honours thesis, etc)...
   
   But then heroin addiction set in and I had to bail on just about everything.
   
   I still graduated in time, and with only a minor drop in my GPA at the end, but was not at all ready for grad school.
   
   When I got clean, I went a whole other direction and started teaching myself programming.
4. 2019-05-24 at 5:54 AM UTC in I'm living in a motel for free, i'm on medicaid, I get food stamps, I have no credit card debt and my vehicle is totally paid off...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by aldra explains why he didn't go out with a bang I guess

   
   Lol.
   
   On that note, though, for anyone that's curious... He actually ultimately rejected his biological parents.
   
   Even though I've never owned a single Apple product in my entire life, I did take a bit of an interest in Mr. Jobs regardless.
   
   He accomplished quite a lot in his life time, and was known for his ability to "think different".
5. 2019-05-24 at 5:41 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The opposite of the opposite of sexual frustration
6. 2019-05-24 at 5:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   *skims over last couple pages*
   
   A race and IQ debate...?
   
   How peculiar.
   
   I wonder if such a topic has ever been discussed on the Internet before.
7. 2019-05-24 at 5:30 AM UTC in I'm living in a motel for free, i'm on medicaid, I get food stamps, I have no credit card debt and my vehicle is totally paid off...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jesus Christ btw I bet none of you ever knew that Steve Jobs is an Arab
   
   

   
   Half.
   
   Not that it matters, tho.
8. 2019-05-24 at 5:27 AM UTC in Spit In Your Mouth
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Alexa: "are you looking for... spit in mouth?"
   
   "Yes."
   
   Alexa: "Okay, I recommend this thread..."
   https://niggasin.space/thread/38561
9. 2019-05-24 at 5:21 AM UTC in Why do we keep losing members of NIS?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   But muh "HOW DO I MAKE BOMB LOL?"...
   
   That's been a Totse staple for ever.
   
   I even remember, as far back as 2004, I had a gf at the time (briefly) who would always ask me what site I was browsing all the time.
   
   I told her it was a place to learn how to make bombs.
   
   She was like "oh... Ok".
10. 2019-05-24 at 5:10 AM UTC in Running out of chase before you run out of liquor
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost Ice cold water with ice cubes in it is decent chase and helps with alcohol induced dehydration

    
    Actually, not a bad idea.
    
    I even have some of those water-flavoring things that you just add a few drops of.
    
    The two combined have done the trick before.
11. 2019-05-24 at 5:08 AM UTC in Why do we keep losing members of NIS?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I am like a nostalgia addict.
    
    Especially when I'm drunk.
    
    Which I am right now all the time.
12. 2019-05-24 at 5:07 AM UTC in Why do we keep losing members of NIS?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She was like, an anarchist...
    
    I remember we got into a debate about the movie SLC Punk!.
    
    She thought, at the time at least, that Stevo sold out in the end, but I interpreted it as him just taking the same ideals to a new venue.
13. 2019-05-24 at 5:04 AM UTC in Why do we keep losing members of NIS?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    At least I think I'm thinking of xxombie. I mean, over a decade ago...
    
    I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of the same gal.
14. 2019-05-24 at 5:03 AM UTC in Why do we keep losing members of NIS?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost

    
    xxombie goes waaaayyyy back.
    
    I remember specific interactions with her going back to when I was last living in Ottawa, which I know was either late 2007 or early 2008.
    
    She had the same username way back then.
    
    I can only say I know of PieGirl and Kinkou.
15. 2019-05-24 at 4:56 AM UTC in Running out of chase before you run out of liquor
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like, am I supposed to walk to the corner store like some kind of barbarian?
    
    Or drink it straight, like some kind of barbarian?
    
    Or go to sleep half drunk, like some kind of barbarian?
16. 2019-05-24 at 4:55 AM UTC in Running out of chase before you run out of liquor
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Literally the worst fate that can befall a human being.
17. 2019-05-24 at 4:52 AM UTC in I encountered a good - looking Asian chick on a pathway in a deserted forest preserve today...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I feel like some kind of psychopath for being more perturbed by the spaces in between "good", "-", and "looking", than the whole rapey vibe.
18. 2019-05-24 at 4:45 AM UTC in God is Chinese
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Jesus was an African American Scientologist who prayed in a Synogogue alongside Buddhist monks, while facing Mecca and clutching a rosary.
19. 2019-05-24 at 4:34 AM UTC in I need a job thats really easy, and cool.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Nil hey baby you wanna kill the rich with me?

    
    Kinda.
    
    I kinda float somewhere in the middle of the politico-economic spectrum... Mostly on the communism side these days, but not quite far enough to wanna seize the means of production by means of potentially fatal violence.
    
    Ask me again in a year or two, and if my lot in life hasn't changed, I'll probably be down.
20. 2019-05-24 at 4:30 AM UTC in I need a job thats really easy, and cool.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Maybe something like working in the concessions stand at a country club.

    
    I worked a couple week temp gig at a country club back when I was a security guard (around 2006/2007).
    
    I remember just being overwhelmingly jealous of all the rich people driving in... Everyone in either a BMW, Benz, or a Ferrari.
    
    I started daydreaming about picking up a hot, independently wealthy, young woman, and settling in as "new money" in their little high society social circle.
    
    Then I realized how few independently wealthy women are out there...
    
    And then I realized how few of them would be young and hot...
    
    And then I saw like 10 more $100,000+ cars during the time I was having those thoughts.
    
    And then I just wanted to kill myself and/or others.