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2020-10-22 at 2:15 AM UTC in Lanny + frala
Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head Not like there's anything wrong with that. I think all womens fluids are beautiful
I just stared at this pic for like 10 minutes straight.
Not even kidding.
I want to know what her pee tastes like.
It's so clear like some fi1tered water straight off the mountain top.
I want her to light up a cigarette, take a puff, and then slide that thing lit end first directly up my ass.
If I complain about it hurting, she slaps me and tells me how weak I am and that a real man could handle a little bit of the business end of a cigarette up the poop shute.
Then she tells me I'm not good enough for her as she stands up and starts putting her pants on.
I kneel before her and start begging for a chance to taste one last drop of her pee, but she tells me I'm not worthy.
She then puts on a strap-on and tells me to turn around.
I don't even think about questioning her and I just do what she says.
She aggressively yanks my underwear down, and spreads me like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Next thing I know, I feel an intense pressure deep inside my rectum.
Waves of pleasurable stimulation spread from my prostate while she tells me how tight my boi pussi is.
The rhythm just starts hitting me just right, and my dick turns into Mount Vesuvius.
She milks me dry and I fall over and nearly pass out from the experience.
She lights another smoke and then tells me to get the fuck out.
I tell her it's my house, but she just rolls her eyes and calls me her worthless bitch slave and tells me I'm lucky I get to walk out alive.
I go and sit on a street corner and succumb to a tiredness that can't be fought. -
2020-10-22 at 1:26 AM UTC in I still don't get it, why do girls like to stay on
Originally posted by Grylls It is cute but she’s a chink who lives in thailand, every night (unless we’ve argued which we do a lot) she always asks me to stay on the phone while she sleeps
And that’s +6 hours from me right now, soon 5 hours in winter
She’s fucking beautiful I don’t deserve her but she’s adamant to be with me, I hope we can get together soon because I’m thinking of starting a new career over there
I say go for it.
Personally, I don't want to move away from my current region, but it's because I've got everything I could ever want here. Vancouver is a pretty unique region (beaches, mountains, lakes, forests, etc).
But if you live in some English town like London or whatever, it's really not that different from most big cities.
Go be with your girl if you have the chance.
Just don't forget about us while you're there. -
2020-10-22 at 1:19 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
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2020-10-22 at 1:09 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
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2020-10-22 at 1:05 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doingOh, I just remembered one way to actually take an orgasm to the next level...
Poppers.
AKA: Amyl nitrate.
Take a fat sniff right before you nut...
It's off the damn chain.
I haven't even done that stuff in nearly 20 years, but it definitely intensifies shit. -
2020-10-22 at 1:02 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
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2020-10-22 at 12:58 AM UTC in I still don't get it, why do girls like to stay onThat's cute.
I'm kinda jealous to be honest.
Lately I've been monogamous with a perpetually unwashed pair of boxer shorts.
I suppose I can hold them up to my ear when I go to sleep but it just doesn't feel the same. -
2020-10-22 at 12:53 AM UTC in I still don't get it, why do girls like to stay on
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2020-10-22 at 12:50 AM UTC in I still don't get it, why do girls like to stay onI've never even heard of that to be honest.
After I cum I just drop the phone and pass out, tbh. -
2020-10-22 at 12:47 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-----.-------.-.--.-.--.-------.-.-.-.--.----.----.-.-.-.------.-.-.-.----.------.----------(banned) you dont even know what it means
If that's an attempt at a flex, it is not even remotely successful.
You can be the sounding expert all you want, man.
I have absolutely zero ambition towards that particular title. -
2020-10-22 at 12:45 AM UTC in OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW BORAT MOVIE OMG OMG OMGI'm gonna watch it come rain, sleet, hail, or snow.
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2020-10-22 at 12:40 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-----.-------.-.--.-.--.-------.-.-.-.--.----.----.-.-.-.------.-.-.-.----.------.----------(banned) theres nothing surreal about it. its a simple medical procedure adapted for sexual stimulation
You somehow strike me as a sounder.
If you like it, I guess all the power to ya. -
2020-10-22 at 12:39 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
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2020-10-22 at 12:36 AM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
Originally posted by POLECAT oh, well that dont seem all that twisted,, kinda dumb doe
If you wanna know about some straight up surreal shit, lemme know.
I almost wanna tell you about "sounding", but it can be pretty jarring to the uninitiated.
I've actually never tried it, but I've heard that those that have tried it absolutely swear by it. -
2020-10-22 at 12:32 AM UTC in Class action lawsuits on zoklet
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2020-10-22 at 12:30 AM UTC in How often do you shave? Is my beard getting too long again?She ain't even half bad.
But that room she's in looks like the kind of place that has chains welded to the walls along with soundproofed insulation and a pitbull chained outside. -
2020-10-22 at 12:27 AM UTC in Class action lawsuits on zokletThis seems like the kind of thing that somebody who grew up in a mobile home and drank Mountain Dew with breakfast would do.
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2020-10-22 at 12:06 AM UTC in Purdue Pharma becomes sacrificial lamb for the Feds...
Originally posted by aldra bizarre
are you sure it's not just because the market is flooded and it's cheaper?>
It could be.
A lot of these people are pretty stupid though, too.
I feel like a bit of a traitor to my former subculture, but, most druggies aren't all that educated about what they're taking.
Even the dealer's have only the most basic understanding of what they're dealing with.
Heck, I had to narcan one of my town's main dealers after she OD'd on my living room floor.
Whatever it is they're all taking, I'm almost certain it's heroin cut with a small amount of fentanyl for an extra kick.
But they all think they're using JUST fentanyl and NO heroin.
I think they're just completely misinformed. -
2020-10-21 at 11:57 PM UTC in Purdue Pharma becomes sacrificial lamb for the Feds...
Originally posted by aldra junkies don't usually like fent, it just gets talked about a lot because of how powerful it is by weight
I used to think that was the case too.
It turns out that the opiate users are outright requesting it now.
It blew my mind when I discovered that.
I'm pretty sure that the fent they're buying is diluted/cut with some inert powder though, because fentanyl is pretty potent in relation to mass. -
2020-10-21 at 11:54 PM UTC in Purdue Pharma becomes sacrificial lamb for the Feds...
Originally posted by WellHung Wut about fentanyl? dont that reign supreme?
Right now, all the cool cats are requesting dat fent.
I escaped the ope life in 2014.
I dodged a 1000 caliber bullet getting out when I did.
But everyone in my town smokes fent off of their patches of tin foil and they start shuffling around like zombies.
To be honest, I just don't even wanna try it.
I'm thinking of just grabbing a video camera and making a zombie movie using all the fent heads as extras. I'll submit it to a hipster film festival.
