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  1. #1
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Lanny
    Fonaplats
    Wariat is into one night stands with oldies

    Who else?

    the only older woman lannyfag has ever dated was his mother

    but as far as normal testosterone-laden males that prefer females as sex partners, sometimes the appetite is for an 18-y/o vixen with a lithe physique and a waist that a dog collar would fit around...or maybe a 20-something nubile doxy who is eager to explore all the new and exciting places in her anatomy a dick would fit...perhaps a 40-something voluptuous MILF with well-developed child-bearing hips and ass...or even a rubenesque lass of any age with a little extra stuffing for the loving...or occasionally it-just-doesnt-fucking-matter, hole and a heart beat...

    id post pics of examples but lanny-fag would just delete them so im not wasting the time to upload them.

    its not like anyone has the same food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. theres no reason monogamy has to be on the menu. there are too many choices to stick with just one. if it werent for the retarded church inventing/enforcing monogamy thered be no adultery.

    everyone thank lannytard for depriving them of free pron.
  2. #2
    Originally posted by cigreting first one is worn out and looks like a grandpa and the second one is a monkey

    the first one may have some mileage but definitely has many more usable miles left in her

    and on behalf of monkeys everywhere, they collectively protest you associating them with a nigger
  3. #3
    Originally posted by WellHung The new company is still gonna sell oxycontin…smh.

    https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/21/business/purdue-pharma-guilty-plea/index.html

    pop quiz: who owns that company and is the most prolific peddler of hyper-addictive pharmaceuticals...as well as has a disproportionate-to-demographic number of kikes working at it...

    answer: j­ews

    really. jedis. google it
  4. #4
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to think that was the case too.

    It turns out that the opiate users are outright requesting it now.

    It blew my mind when I discovered that.

    I'm pretty sure that the fent they're buying is diluted/cut with some inert powder though, because fentanyl is pretty potent in relation to mass.

    fentanyl may as well be classed with acetylcholinesterase inhibitors as toxic as that shit is
  5. #5
    Originally posted by WellHung this sounds like another one of your deceitful lies, But I don't know enough about computers to dispute it. Seems like a lot more people would get in trouble, however, if this was the case.

    its a fact

    there was a court case in the 90's of someone burglarizing someone elses house then intentionally 'looking at' child porn online. (it was a divorce case where the wife was trying to frame the future ex husband)

    the wife called the cops claiming to have found kiddy porn on her husbands computer.

    the cops arrested the husband but later during the investigation the metadata showed the exact time the image was implanted onto the harddrive...which is the exact time the husband had an airtight alibi.

    i think the wifes boyfriend was the one who actually committed the burglary
  6. #6
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you wanna know about some straight up surreal shit, lemme know.

    I almost wanna tell you about "sounding", but it can be pretty jarring to the uninitiated.

    I've actually never tried it, but I've heard that those that have tried it absolutely swear by it.

    theres nothing surreal about it. its a simple medical procedure adapted for sexual stimulation
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Grylls You shutaup you!

    you tried it with a grain silo

    sans lube

    and enjoyed it
  8. #8
    Originally posted by stl1 I'm sorry.

    Did you say something? I was too busy laughing.

    ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMtfAySJWJo

    you will shut your cum-dribbling cock socket and supplicate yourself at the feet of his majesty god-trump

    and post nudes of your daughter. before or after you molested her...no preference.

    its obvious youre completely clueless and have never spoken in front of an audience. id like to see you on a podium trying to speak. i guarantee youd piss yourself and burble on like a stoned crackhead after OD-ing.

    no one...i mean no one...pokes fun at anyone whos made gaffs while public speaking because everyone will make a gaff while theyre speaking in public.

    ive seen admirals who spend most of their days speaking in public make gaffs worse than the ones in that video. ive made some marginally entertaining ones myself.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by gadzooks You somehow strike me as a sounder.

    If you like it, I guess all the power to ya.

    you dont even know what it means
  10. #10
    the hotel scene with guiliani wont be in it
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