Posts by Cootehill

1. 2018-08-05 at 10:55 PM UTC in Leave an anonymous message to someone
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand She’s just mad annoying

   
   Jean always felt Irish to me, especially in the movie. She reminds me of the girl I met today.
2. 2018-08-05 at 10:54 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by benny vader just tell them its like how a man can beat up another man despite not being a professional fighter or a bouncer.

   
   I was surprised tbh, especially since research shows that all women are essentially bisexual
   https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html
   In fairness to them though anal sex sucks, and fucking an asshole is nothing compared to fucking an aroused vagina.
3. 2018-08-05 at 10:44 PM UTC in Leave an anonymous message to someone
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Yes it do…..Patrick can afford the best 🔨 or simply use a hammer….he’s quite the industrious serial killer 💀

   
   It's a Paslode Powermaster. They require an air line.
   
   Jean is a normal girl, while Patrick is highly abnormal, and consorts with highly abnormal people. It's strange that he doesn't kill her. Is she too normal?
4. 2018-08-05 at 10:29 PM UTC in Met a girl
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   I feel sick. I wish she was here with me.
5. 2018-08-05 at 10:27 PM UTC in Are you for or against the death penalty?
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot

   
   
6. 2018-08-05 at 10:24 PM UTC in Met a girl
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Point missed
   
   
   Just call her tomorrow
   
   
   Ok

   
   Cos you think I jerk off in the shower?
   
   Nah, I jerk off in bed, with the laptop. It's more comfy.
   
   I have jerked off in showers before, but it's generally just a waste of water.
7. 2018-08-05 at 10:22 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by benny vader which is why ancient philosophers had both a wife and boyfriends.
   
   the wives for procreation, the boyfriends for joyous sexes and interesting discussions while having joyous sexes.

   
   I tried to explain the concept of the "down low" at a gathering today. All the girls were confused - how can you fuck another man and not be gay?
8. 2018-08-05 at 10:17 PM UTC in Met a girl
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Or in the shower?

   
   Why in the shower? Showering with a girl is usually awkward.
9. 2018-08-05 at 10:11 PM UTC in Met a girl
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   My desire for a gf increases when I'm in bed.
10. 2018-08-05 at 10:10 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Damn it man you wasted the entire day *insert head shaking*
    
    
    You know what they say…..you snooze you lose
    
    You betta call her tomorrow or it’ll seem weird if you wait too long

    
    Yeah that's what I'm worried about.
11. 2018-08-05 at 10:06 PM UTC in Meteorite strikes near Airforce base
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by benny vader if this was in the 90s people are going to claim its an UFO that crashed and the government is covering it up.

    
    QFT. I miss the 90s scene.
    
    Nowadays all the UFO freaks of the 90s have moved on to counter-semitism/anti-white stuff, like with Red Ice Radio.
12. 2018-08-05 at 10:04 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Call your aunt
    Get it
    Call her
    
    
    
    
    
    Do it NOW

    
    It's 11pm here.
13. 2018-08-05 at 9:56 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I want to have her babies.
14. 2018-08-05 at 9:55 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand So call her ffs
    
    Be yourself and say what you mean….damn man just do it

    
    I don't have her number.
    
    Waah
15. 2018-08-05 at 9:53 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho How old are you? You should have already had her number.

    
    34, and yes.
16. 2018-08-05 at 9:52 PM UTC in Met a girl
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I feel ill. The girl doesn't have a facebook, just a linkedin, and I don't want to go on it cos she'll get a notification.
17. 2018-08-05 at 9:50 PM UTC in People who travel but only go to Europe
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by benny vader east germans were then poor and starving, unless they were the higher ups.

    
    Capitalist propaganda.
18. 2018-08-05 at 9:47 PM UTC in Meteorite strikes near Airforce base
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    It blew up in the atmosphere though. It doesn't mention how much made it to earth. The only damage would have been the shock wave, which was responsible for all the injuries in Chelyabinsk.
    
    It's kinda shameful that there is still no decent monitoring in place for asteroids and meteors.
19. 2018-08-05 at 9:30 PM UTC in People who travel but only go to Europe
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by benny vader west germans you mean ???
    
    becos there were two during communist times.

    
    I don't remember. I met a German who said that her family used to holiday there, but I can't remember if they were east or west Germans.
20. 2018-08-05 at 8:14 PM UTC in Leave an anonymous message to someone
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by benny vader it uses a compressed air magazine.

    
    No, that model doesn't. I looked it up.