Met a girl

1. 2018-08-05 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Can *I take you
   
   Lol are you trolling?

   
   No. I thought it'd be cute to say "can you bring me", sort of an inversion. Nevermind.
2. 2018-08-05 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   I thought you guys were experts in dating?
3. 2018-08-05 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That’s just gonna depend on her sense of humor. She’s either going to think you’re funny or think you’re a dick.
   
   If we were all experts we’d be in relationships.
4. 2018-08-05 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   How old are you? You should have already had her number.
5. 2018-08-05 at 6 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   Ask her to go to the river with you so she wears a swimsuit then bring a blanket and fuck her in the great outdoors, thats what I try to do.
6. 2018-08-05 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Madman Ask her to go to the river with you so she wears a swimsuit then bring a blanket and fuck her in the great outdoors, thats what I try to do.

   
   thats too much work.
   
   god invented roofies and duct tape for a reason.
7. 2018-08-05 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   I feel ill. The girl doesn't have a facebook, just a linkedin, and I don't want to go on it cos she'll get a notification.
8. 2018-08-05 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho How old are you? You should have already had her number.

   
   34, and yes.
9. 2018-08-05 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #29
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill 34, and yes.

   
   So call her ffs
   
   Be yourself and say what you mean....damn man just do it
10. 2018-08-05 at 9:55 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand So call her ffs
    
    Be yourself and say what you mean….damn man just do it

    
    I don't have her number.
    
    Waah
11. 2018-08-05 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I want to have her babies.
12. 2018-08-05 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #32
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Call your aunt
    Get it
    Call her
    
    
    
    
    
    Do it NOW
13. 2018-08-05 at 10 PM UTC

    #33
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Ninja baby both commands and judges you
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • joerell
14. 2018-08-05 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Call your aunt
    Get it
    Call her
    
    
    
    
    
    Do it NOW

    
    It's 11pm here.
15. 2018-08-05 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #35
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Damn it man you wasted the entire day *insert head shaking*
    
    
    You know what they say.....you snooze you lose
    
    You betta call her tomorrow or it’ll seem weird if you wait too long
16. 2018-08-05 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Damn it man you wasted the entire day *insert head shaking*
    
    
    You know what they say…..you snooze you lose
    
    You betta call her tomorrow or it’ll seem weird if you wait too long

    
    Yeah that's what I'm worried about.
17. 2018-08-05 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    My desire for a gf increases when I'm in bed.
18. 2018-08-05 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #38
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill Yeah that's what I'm worried about.

    
    So do it tomorrow 👍
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Cootehill My desire for a gf increases when I'm in bed.

    
    
    Or in the shower?
19. 2018-08-05 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Or in the shower?

    
    Why in the shower? Showering with a girl is usually awkward.
20. 2018-08-05 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #40
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill Why in the shower? Showering with a girl is usually awkward.

    
    Point missed
    
    
    Just call her tomorrow
    
    
    Ok