Posts by Cootehill

1. 2018-06-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in Awe fuck the regs - ALTS AT A PREMIUM
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by nextbusstop I can always blend up all your orifices and shove them right up her cunt and ass. She'll never forget you then.

   
   You're a mentally ill looney tune.
2. 2018-06-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in Well this forum has become a toxic mess. I blame Infinityshock
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Just in case future archaeologists recover this: the disaster was one who appeared to be one of our own, I repeat: I blame Infinityshock.
3. 2018-06-09 at 10:18 PM UTC in Well this forum has become a toxic mess. I blame Infinityshock
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby source? anyways this thread isn't about me its about bill the cat and how i called you an idiot because of your butt hurt and idiocracy.

   
   Yeah well most likely you and I would agree about everything if we talked it out.
   
   Lame thread.
   
   Die forum.
4. 2018-06-09 at 10:16 PM UTC in Awe fuck the regs - ALTS AT A PREMIUM
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by nextbusstop Everything about him is worth it. Now get on your knees, kiss his ass, and pray. Better yet kiss each and everyone of our asses on here. Enjoy it in a gay way too.

   
   I hope EllariaSands blesses ALL of my orifices with her seed.
5. 2018-06-09 at 10:15 PM UTC in How would you, as an american,...
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   As a European I'm flattered by the unrealistic idea that Americans give a FIDDLER'S FUCK about what we think about them
6. 2018-06-09 at 10:13 PM UTC in Best poster is greenplastic
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   LSD is such a jedi molecule. You guard it from light, etc, then you take it, carefully, under the tongue, then 2 hours later you still aren't sure you took it. It is such fucking bullshit, but it's about where everypsychonaut begins (and like Timothy Leary, ends).
7. 2018-06-09 at 10:08 PM UTC in Well this forum has become a toxic mess. I blame Infinityshock
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're an idiot

   
   I am an idiot and your parent's apartment smells of the mounds of shit that you drilled up yourself, little Bill Krozbykins.
8. 2018-06-09 at 10:07 PM UTC in There's something that every nigga's forum gotta have, y'all ain't got it...
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Juicebox Just make a thread about it in Games People Play, and anyone who's interested will chat with you about it
   
   It will probably be nobody though, hence the lack of a sports forum

   
   A forum dedicated to the grey aliens versus the dark ones in soccer would be ace.
9. 2018-06-09 at 10:05 PM UTC in There's something that every nigga's forum gotta have, y'all ain't got it...
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Ajax What is there to talk about with sports? You watch it and then it’s done. There are rules and there are statistics, but neither of which provide a lot of room for topical debate. Most sports discussions turn into reliving the past, albeit your performance is always remembered to be better than it actually was, or it turns into a discussion about favorite players that sounds a lot like “my dad can beat up your dad.”
   
   

   
   Look I'm just here waiting for the LSD to take effect.
10. 2018-06-09 at 9:53 PM UTC in Awe fuck the regs - ALTS AT A PREMIUM
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand

    
    EllariaSand is wise beyond her years. Treasure her.
11. 2018-06-09 at 9:51 PM UTC in Awe fuck the regs - ALTS AT A PREMIUM
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by nextbusstop Luck has nothing to do with it. I pray to my God Lanny every night so I am protected by him forever. Now bow and his Lanny's ass. Enjoy it too.

    
    Lanny's ass smells like half digested popcorn and doritos..
    
    Are you sure it's worth it.
12. 2018-06-09 at 9:50 PM UTC in Best poster is greenplastic
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Juicebox Being that he's the only other long time member of the NIS dissonaut club I would have to agree

    
    lol, dissonaut club? Is that what they call long term abusers of Robitussin Blue?
13. 2018-06-09 at 9:47 PM UTC in Awe fuck the regs - ALTS AT A PREMIUM
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by nextbusstop Lanny is your God bow before him nigga Coot. If you don't you shall be destroyed by the Aztectian Gods.

    
    Die, lucky charms.
14. 2018-06-09 at 9:43 PM UTC in Why does InfinityShock not appear in my threads...
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover He's banned for about 10 years.
    
    https://niggasin.space/user/86
    
    Active Reason Given By Given At Duration Ends
    Yes I'm done Lanny 2018-06-08 at 2:10 PM EDT 9y 50w 5d 23h 59m 59s 2028-03-07 at 1:10 PM EST

    
    Only giving him 10 years is still a cucked acton.
    
    See you in 2028 Infinity, for more details about how you'll assrape me.
15. 2018-06-09 at 9:42 PM UTC in Awe fuck the regs - ALTS AT A PREMIUM
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Everyone's turned on Lanny. Lanny is now the outcast.

    
    Lanny has shit for brains. Most of the code for this website is just django, Lanny came along and created a sugar frosted user theme on top of that and declared himself emperor.
16. 2018-06-09 at 9:33 PM UTC in Why does InfinityShock not appear in my threads...
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Lanny banned me for "repeated off topic posting" in the Moral Obligation to Eat Meat thread even though all I posted was "me, faggot" - in response to his who should I ban question.
    
    Don't believe in Lanny justice. He makes up the rules as he goes along. He is not a moral entity.
    
    Maybe he'll spray some bleach around and get the smell of feces out of the forum after Infinityshock's reign
17. 2018-06-09 at 9:29 PM UTC in Fellas have u ever pissed in a sink?
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I piss into the sink around 4x per day.
    
    Of course I wish EllariaSand would be pissing into my mouth each time.
18. 2018-06-09 at 9:27 PM UTC in U Ladies ever poo in the sink?
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Meh, not a big deal to be honest.
19. 2018-06-09 at 9:25 PM UTC in Well this forum has become a toxic mess. I blame Infinityshock
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho 'sup finny?

    
    Not him, but hey, he succeeded in what he was doing. To make the forum smell like shit via association to buttsex.
20. 2018-06-09 at 9:23 PM UTC in Well this forum has become a toxic mess. I blame Infinityshock
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's not even here anymore dumbass

    
    He's gone, but the smell of shit remains.
    
    Do you understand this as someone who has his rent paid by his wealthy boomer parents so he can live a life of fucking fat secretaries up the asshole?
    
    I bet your apartment smells of cats, first and foremost, but after that of shit. Human shit, both male and female. There is nothing to like about that.