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Posts by Cootehill

  1. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Nah, they're just into different shit. They don't click on our "the Joos did 911" and "what is the meaning of life" threads, and we don't click on their "good morning" and "xyz is a psycho cunt" threads.

    And that's okay.
  2. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I thought you guys were experts in dating?
  3. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand

    Infinityshock once pointed out that there is no air line attached to that nail gun, so it won't do anything.
  4. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Can *I take you

    Lol are you trolling?

    No. I thought it'd be cute to say "can you bring me", sort of an inversion. Nevermind.
  5. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala This. Ask her to go for coffee.

    OK so how about "This is Cootehill, I got your number from my aunt. Can you take me to the new coffee place in town next weekend?"?
  6. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by aldra send her a text message saying you had a good time and would like to see her again, just mention you got her number from your aunt or mutual friend or whoever because it could come off as creepy otherwise

    Should I not have a specific activity organised?
  7. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I once found an amazing shampoo in a hotel, never had such good shampoo. I can't remember the name of it. I did take that.

    I have taken toilet rolls from hotel rooms before when backpacking. It's just necessary.
  8. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
  9. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by joerell Good idea…ask your Aunt. Get the down low on her and see if available. Just don't show up at her door with flowers and get arrested.

    Yes she is available.
  10. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by joerell You should have done the grab test first and get her attention. Lol.

    Seemed inappropriate.

    Originally posted by ~L J~ Does your aunt have a way to get in touch with her, or whoever invited her to the house?

    Yes.
  11. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Totse was a libertarian forum, so it's probably natural we have a lot of libertarian views we take for granted, but look at how some of these questions are phrased:

    People are ultimately divided more by class than by nationality.
    I mean that's obviously true.

    I have more in common with a middle class person in Germany or America than I do with a rich person, or a bum. So does that make you left wing? How about if I rephrase that, to say:
    People are ultimately divided more by race than by nationality.
    Also true, I have more in common with an Australian than I do with a Nigerian living here, but suddenly it's a "right wing" sentiment.

    The whole left-right thing is bullshit anyway.
  12. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    All we know about this girl is that she looks like crazy stalker girlfriend.







  13. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Go for it 👍

    Go for what? I don't have her number and she doesn't seem to have a facebook. Should I try to get her number and text her?
  14. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I met a cute girl at my aunt's house, she's about my age, attractive, just perfect. We talked a lot, and I was really into her, but I didn't know what to do next, I didn't even know if she was single (she is, and is afraid of being left on the shelf).

    She did that whole hesitating thing girls do when she was leaving, when they expect you to make a move.

    Should I have asked for her number or something? Should I ask? What is the best thing to do now?
  15. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Nigs in space needs a symbol.
    The pedos have the triangle thing.and the Masons have the compass and level.
    The Illuminati have the right eye blind.
    Niggas in space what is your symbol?
    Cast you vote here in this thread.

  16. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    You look fine Bill Krozby. FFS, guys like you don't get cancer.
  17. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by mso8 Are you asking me to judge between a person dying naturally and a person being killed?

    Yes, I am.

    I didn't need a transplant, but because of my fucked case I spent a month or so on the Heart Transplant Ward, and before that on The Heart and Lung Transplant Ward, in the National Transplant Unit, where I got to know several people who later died from not having their transplants in a timely fashion, and growing too weak to survive surgery on electric hearts/lungs.

    They were good people, but too weak to stand up for themselves. Weren't they entitled to a murderers hearts and lungs?
  18. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    No, unfortunately melting snow by heating it up with electricity isn't yet economic.

    Although some rich people have electrically heated paths installed on their estates.

    Check back in another 15 years. Unfortunately you need to be able to blow a lot of minds to be able to afford to defrost one path from the snow in January.
  19. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Captain Cunt


    Admit it's not the same without the salty banana milk.
  20. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m not really sure what you are talking about. It’s just pudding lol.

    On the exact hour of their 38th birthday 98% of women suddenly acquire an extreme level of mathematical literacy.
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