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The time some asshole flipped me off in traffic for litterally no reason.

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    It was total bullshit, all I did was get over into a left turning lane, at a normal pace not slow, and this douchebag behind me who had JUST switched lanes into the same lane as me, had to BARELY slow down for me to get over, sticks his hand out his window and gives me the finger because I "slowed him down"...even though I didn't and the piece of shit still totally made the light anyways.

    ...I had a brief fantasy about driving after him and pulling up beside him and honking my horn to get him to look over at me, pulling out a gun and shooting him in the lower face or neck and then driving off... but then after i got home and smoked some weed i forgot about it...
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    You have the most real posts brother bear
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Those are the best fantasies. I like to walk around at night listening to NIN following people about 50 paces behind while I walk closer and closer imagining myself coming up behind them and strangling them to death right then there, maybe under a street light, turning them around so they stare at me while I watch the life drain for them eyes, then I walk away whistling the happiest of tunes.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Item 9 It was total bullshit, all I did was get over into a left turning lane, at a normal pace not slow, and this douchebag behind me who had JUST switched lanes into the same lane as me, had to BARELY slow down for me to get over, sticks his hand out his window and gives me the finger because I "slowed him down"…even though I didn't and the piece of shit still totally made the light anyways.

    …I had a brief fantasy about driving after him and pulling up beside him and honking my horn to get him to look over at me, pulling out a gun and shooting him in the lower face or neck and then driving off… but then after i got home and smoked some weed i forgot about it…
    u forgot all about it...but then remembered the injustice all over again on 2018-09-21 at 2:53 AM EDT!!
  5. #5
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    OP needs a digit in ass for creating that wall of text..
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    Two paragraphs is hardly a wall of text.

    Get me good and angry sometime and I’ll show you a REAL WOT.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Two paragraphs is hardly a wall of text.

    Get me good and angry sometime and I’ll show you a REAL WOT.

    Angry sex is the best sex..
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mikeyagain OP needs a digit in ass for creating that wall of text..

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