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Driving drunk isn't funny...

  1. 2018-11-10 at 11:46 PM UTC
    #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Unless its a clown driving drunk 🤡🍺🚗
  2. 2018-11-11 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #2
    Technologist victim of incest
    I probably drove drunk more times than I care to admit, back in my 20s, but I got lucky. I was pulled over twice and was let off.

    What I’ve seen with most that I know, is once they have kids, they stop driving drunk. The thought of a drunk driver killing your kid is too much to bear, let alone I kill someon’s kid. The guilt would kill me.
  3. 2018-11-11 at 12:05 AM UTC
    #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    I could handle a giraffe driving drunk🦒
  4. 2018-11-11 at 12:14 AM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I probably drove drunk more times than I care to admit, back in my 20s, but I got lucky. I was pulled over twice and was let off.

    What I’ve seen with most that I know, is once they have kids, they stop driving drunk. The thought of a drunk driver killing your kid is too much to bear, let alone I kill someon’s kid. The guilt would kill me.

    Since there are so so many more fatilities from simply driving sober, I wonder why people still choose to do that with their kids.
  5. 2018-11-11 at 12:19 AM UTC
    #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    Hmmmm good question M to tha Q, good question. I wonder if it has anything to do with being impaired? Nah forgetaboutit!
  6. 2018-11-11 at 12:23 AM UTC
    #6
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    this is about drunk driving clowns, stay on topic. But seriously if I saw a clown driving a car and it was weaving I would think it was funny.
  7. 2018-11-11 at 12:27 AM UTC
    #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Sorry about that Item! Didn’t mean to serious up your humorous thread.

    I think it’d be funny if it was a clown wearing a giraffe mask!
  8. 2018-11-11 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Hmmmm good question M to tha Q, good question. I wonder if it has anything to do with being impaired? Nah forgetaboutit!

    Well ya know, just because someone personally isn't drunk driving doesn't mean there still aren't others out there that are, and essentially anytime you choose to drive you are gambling, whether or not you are personally intoxicated or not, and if you are you just throw the odds up slightly. Ultimately, the risk on any given trip is essentially the same, so it's curious to me why people are so adamant against drunk driving but constantly choose to drive in a world where you know there's drunk drivers and you have no clue which ones they are until it's still late.

    Also, if I saw a clown swerving around and being goofy I wouldn't assume he's drunk if just assume he's being a silly clown.
  9. 2018-11-11 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #9
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah, I know Mq, this is why I hate being on the road after 1:00am. I also avoid campus on game days. I know that’s not gonna save me, but I try my best.

    Like you said, there are so many sober auto accidents, so why add alcohol to the mix? Just my thoughts......now, but not in my 20s.
  10. 2018-11-11 at 2:34 AM UTC
    #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    haven't bothered looking it up but I'll bet driving while black is statistically more dangerous
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  11. 2018-11-11 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #11
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Technologist I probably drove drunk more times than I care to admit, back in my 20s, but I got lucky. I was pulled over twice and was let off.

    What I’ve seen with most that I know, is once they have kids, they stop driving drunk. The thought of a drunk driver killing your kid is too much to bear, let alone I kill someon’s kid. The guilt would kill me.

    I fucking HATE this logic. If anyone ever uses this excuse "I have kids" I'm going to execute them on the fucking SPOT! Now, if a guy says " I tried really fucking hard in life and managed to acquire a Ferrari/lambo and a mansion" etc I'm going to let him live hell I'll even let him execute my ass instead if he wants.
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  12. 2018-11-11 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #12
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
  13. 2018-11-11 at 4:35 AM UTC
    #13
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Corn Cob just dun did n see heim clown drop like caramel my favorite, bye bye.
  14. 2018-11-11 at 3:09 PM UTC
    #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by RestStop I fucking HATE this logic. If anyone ever uses this excuse "I have kids" I'm going to execute them on the fucking SPOT! Now, if a guy says " I tried really fucking hard in life and managed to acquire a Ferrari/lambo and a mansion" etc I'm going to let him live hell I'll even let him execute my ass instead if he wants.

    That’s ok, my logic is flawed at times I’m sure. I only stated how having my son changed me, doesn’t mean it’s logical, doesn’t mean I’m right in my thought process; it just changed my thoughts. I didn’t make a concious decision to change my thoughts, it just came about on its own.
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  15. 2018-11-11 at 5:49 PM UTC
    #15
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    people drive drunk because they have to,

    not for the fun of it.

    people who wanted fun rides drunk. thats fun.
  16. 2018-11-11 at 5:58 PM UTC
    #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I want to get drunk and drive around nekkid with Tech.
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