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Thanked Posts by Fonaplats

  1. 2024-10-11 at 7:50 PM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kafka I had a fwb for two years, sometimes we'd have sex four times in one day. He never made me cum but I continued seeing him because it gave me less anxiety to know he was content and semen does act as an anti-depressant.

    If I had sex with a woman 4 times a day for 2 years and she never cummed I'd hit her and kill myself both.
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  2. 2024-10-11 at 7:44 PM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Kafka OK. It was far better than any orgasm a man will ever have. You know female orgasms last longer and are more intense? There was this pub I'd sneak in the back door because they had a cigarette vending machine near the exit. That's where I got my silk cut when it was only
    £7. Now it's £17. Anyway in the bathroom of this pub they had another vending machine that dispensed finger vibrators, and that's what gave me my first orgasm, brain explosion. I threw it out after because I'm hygienic. I have bought other vibrators since but they have never given me an orgasm because I am hypersensitive. I just get too sensitive so can't cum with them. I have never felt the need to buy another finger vibrator. I have also never fingered myself because that grosses me out, I don't want to know what inside me feels like. I think about sex on average every two weeks, mess around with a vibrator, don't cum, feel more motivated and clear-headed afterwards. Ig that's the issue, that I am not motivated to seek out sex or an orgasm, and I am fine with that, to not be controlled by it. I am addicted to self-control.

    The only time you ever came was using a disposable vending machine vibrator in a bar's dirty restroom you were only visiting to illegally obtain cigarettes?
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  3. 2024-10-11 at 7:38 PM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Kafka, do you want us all to post sexy pics of ourselves to give you something. Arousing to look at?



    Here are my tits.
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  4. 2024-10-11 at 6:11 PM UTC in Today is the day I meet with the Catholics
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Yall obviously have never been involved with the catholic church. Fona has no chance because of his history and he isn't rich enough for the church to turn a blind eye.

    Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    No chance fona I'm sorry bro

    Catholics are crazy anyway go to a non demoninational Christian church. I recommend assembly of god

    Ya fr fr you spitting truth dawg.
    That bitch yesterday was like "just leave your registration form and I'll call you tomorrow".
    Well it's tomorrow and you wanna know who's called me so far today?
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  5. 2024-10-11 at 10:22 AM UTC in HELP ME, I'm being butt-FUCKED by surveillance drones 🚁
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    I started noticing this recently. Sometimes it's light aircraft, sometimes it's UAVs. I don't know what they want from me.
    I'm carrying a hat so if I can get around a corner I can put it on and quickly lose them.
    I'm playing GTA with 5 stars
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  6. 2024-10-10 at 8:02 PM UTC in Today is the day I meet with the Catholics
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by shitty titty This is not the time for infighting!

    Well it sure seems like a sign to me. My luck usually isn't that bad or embarrassing.

    All I want is a place to go where I can sit in the back while someone at a podium tells me a story and then I leave.
    No gay singing.
    No gay flopping around on the floor like someone at the last piece of fried chicken.
    And no trying to drown my ass in a shitty bathtub.
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  7. 2024-10-10 at 7:23 PM UTC in Today is the day I meet with the Catholics
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    "Meet me after you get off work 3:00 on Thursday and come to door 17 I'll let you in."

    Well.... I parked in the wrong spot and my car immediately got boxed in by school buses.

    Found door #17 was all the way around the other side of the building.

    Rang it 3 times over 5 minutes then I guess school let out and a bunch of kids kept running up to the door and yelling "stranger danger" at me.
    Eventually some Catholic school cop came and escorted me to door 16 to wait at an administrative office but that door was locked too.
    Some sweaty father let me in to wait and no one knew me and they couldn't get a hold of whoever I was suppose to meet.
    I felt like I was on Punkd.
    Then she finally answered her phone and said she did not have me scheduled and had left already to go do work elsewhere.
    Instructed me to leave my registration form and asked me about classes on Tuesday and if I could do them. I was already uncomfortable on the phone with this woman talking on front of 6 other people all standing around me.
    I didn't know anything to ask.
    I came here to ask questions.
    I could ask questions on the phone at home.
    Pretty much just hurried it up and got out of there just as 100 kindergardeners all rushed out the door past me and the Catholic school cop kept looking at me.

    This whole thing is too much work.

    I'm currently sitting in my hot car with the windows rolled up wishing I was invisible as I wait on all these buses to move.



    What a waste of time.
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  8. 2024-10-10 at 3:25 PM UTC in Today is the day I meet with the Catholics
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Filling out the 1 page form was having me second guess this.
    They want to know a lot of information.
    Information that my answers for are not the answers that are probably preferred.
    My wife's been divorced.
    The kids not mine.
    I'm not confirmed/baptized or that shit.
    The farthest I ever took this was reading Bible in jail.
    Hi, ex junkie Fona here with his adulteress wife and his unbaptized cut dick ready for kneeling your highness.
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  9. 2024-10-10 at 5:31 PM UTC in I want to ride FonaPlats lawn mower.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Democrats eat the grass I mow.
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  10. 2024-10-10 at 3:19 PM UTC in Today is the day I meet with the Catholics
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Really tho fona just get ready to pay ur church dues and get invited to a bunch of shit and have to do an insane amount of classes if u wanna be a 'real catholic'

    I forget the procedure for little hellions that enter the church late but it's similar as confirmation/first communion/confession

    Bro, I already don't wanna do this shit. I'm feeling anxious and having second thoughts.
    I'm trying to be left alone and not be pestered.
    Maybe I'll just skip it.
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  11. 2024-10-10 at 10:30 AM UTC in Today is the day I meet with the Catholics
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm really nervous being such a huge piece of shit.
    They had me full out a registration form and I felt like if it was a test I had failed.
    Still I'm hopeful there's a chance I'm wrong and I will be welcomed.
    But if I'm not that's okay :(😔
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  12. 2024-10-10 at 1:56 AM UTC in I want to ride FonaPlats lawn mower.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Once it starts it doesn't stop (ain't no brakes) and it likes to burn oil, and backfire.
    It's a fun ride.
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  13. 2024-10-07 at 11:12 PM UTC in Report every off topic post!!!
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Lanny took my report button away 6 years ago...
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  14. 2024-10-09 at 1:01 AM UTC in Im a tired crisp
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina pm nudes for consideration

    bUt sHe'S oNlY twEeLvE gUyS
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  15. 2024-10-07 at 10:09 AM UTC in 1 year ago Israel attacked itself
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be
    thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
    on earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our
    daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we
    forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us
    not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
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  16. 2024-10-07 at 11:16 PM UTC in I'm going to give Catholicism a go.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm going to practice some Catholic bedtime prayers I googled.
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  17. 2024-10-07 at 11:43 PM UTC in HOLES THREAD
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    A thread to post holes.


    https://www.cataniatoday.it/cronaca/librino-palazzo-di-cemento-bambino-precipita-buco.html
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  18. 2024-10-07 at 10:57 PM UTC in The Crispy Death…
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I told you to air fry it.
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  19. 2024-10-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in I'm going to give Catholicism a go.
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Everyone calm down
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  20. 2024-10-07 at 7:26 PM UTC in Fluttershy's super serious topical usertitle thread
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I vote for "alright Uber passenger"
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