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2019-05-06 at 5:47 PM UTC in I got suspended from work.3 days off...
All because I wrote on the paperwork that one of the operators was a sad, pathetic, fucking bitch who would benefit from some re-education and a work camp.
Apparently I am not allowed to call fucking bitches "fucking bitches".
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2019-05-03 at 4:09 PM UTC in Hydromorphone and §m£ÂgØL need to get back together.Will Hydromorphone's new Vietnam Vet sugar daddy also butt fuck our §m£ÂgØL?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-30 at 4:29 AM UTC in Fona-life: Sober-life: Day #7: 4/30/19ehh...
Not too much new.
I may or may not have ran the forklift into the roof today...
and....
I been eating a lot of smoothies.
I like Strawberry.
Spend last night in a fucking dump ass, trap hotel.
Drug dealer across the hall had people coming and going every couple minutes all fucking day and night.
I spied on them through the peep hole.
I plan to go back one weekend and rob him.
Fucking cuck probably made more last night than I will all year.
anyways...
I am off work and feeling good.
I feels bad about maybe hitting the ceiling with the forklift but I think it is okay,
I got to stop talking about improving my quality of life and actually do something about it.
I am such a lazy fuck, especially when I drink.
So far behind :(
I got to start pushing
Things will get better.
I know they will.
anyways...
I am going to go eat and pass out.
Love ya'll
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2019-04-25 at 4:09 AM UTC in 17 & homelessThe world is a tough place and you are just a pussy begging to be fucked.
Go ahead and be homeless.
Kill yourself.
or...
Put your cute little teenage feelings of "it's not fair" away and stop being a dumbass.
They don't teach you shit about life in school but you probably are not in one anyways.
You can be on your parents health insurance for several more years so don't go fucking shit up now.
Once you join the work force you will understand.
An unskilled little beta bitch like you might fetch $40 on the street a couple times but once you start showing signs of wear your gonna really wish you had your parents as your chapped lips suck that nigger's dick off.
Stop being childish.
Make something of yourself while you still can.
Once you have to work all the time just to get to eat ramen noodles on your lunch break and buy a bus pass it's a lot harder to make time to get yourself an education to hopefully pull your ass out of poverty.
I suggest going here:
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2019-04-24 at 4:30 AM UTC in Stopping my out of control drinking with the help of marijuana 4/24/19 update!
Originally posted by gadzooks Day 1?
Nigga they ain't handing out "one day" chips at AA.
Im not doing A.A.
I just got to a point where I didn't feel good enough to drink and I didn't drink enough to feel good.
I had a hangover everyday that lasted longer than the drunkeness the night before.
Just did not see it as sustainable anymore.
Fona wants to improve his quality of life and its hard to do that when at the same time I am doing something daily that is just fucking me up and costing me money (drinking).
I plan to buy a car in the next week or 2 and I have enough DUI's already.
I am looking at a place to move into with my wonderful girlfriend.
And as of today I have been at my job for exactly 1 year.
A lot has happened in the last year but at the end of the day I really haven't made an honest good push at actually leaving my mom's basement.
Like a crab I must leave my shell in search of a nicer, roomier one.
(One that doesn't have me being 29 next month living in my mom's basement, no car, making $11.65 an hour with barely a grand to my name)
All I know is I am having a lot of sex lately and suddenly I feel like maybe its time I actually try now?
Anyways...
I love you guys.
Each and every one of you.
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2019-04-24 at 3:58 AM UTC in Stopping my out of control drinking with the help of marijuana 4/24/19 update!I quit drinking.
My last beer was Monday night.
So its day 1 now.
I just got off work and its late but I am not tired.
Smoking some weed but currently bored as shit.
Maybe its time to start taking that effexor??The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-08 at 4:37 PM UTC in The Keto diet killed my baby.I know I haven't been posting much at all lately.
Feb 15th I fucked a co-worker in her Chevy Sonic in my mom's driveways.
We kinda ended up spending the last few weekends together.
Anyways we found out she was preggo 2 weeks ago.
But she only eats peanut butter and berries.
Anyways...
I might start posting again and I might not.
Right now I just need some time to analyzed my life.
Love you all very much.
TTYL
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2019-03-25 at 4:37 AM UTC in I Impregnated a Pro-Life Stripper.
Originally posted by gadzooks 45 year old stripper??
What the fuck kind of strip clubs are you going to?
She got laid off because the place was shut down...
https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime--law/judge-orders-out-control-strip-club-close/XNBSwJEhAPYXjud0XpDKrO/
Montgomery County Common Pleas Court Judge Dennis Adkins issued his ruling Tuesday morning that declared the business a nuisance after a 9-month state investigation of the North Dixie Drive club resulted in charges of illegal drug trafficking, sexual contact and food stamp fraud.
Now she works for me :/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-21 at 5:33 PM UTC in Recommend a bookFar-seer
Robert J Sawyer
Far-Seer is a novel written by Canadian science fiction author, Robert J. Sawyer.[1] It is the first book of the Quintaglio Ascension Trilogy, and is followed by two sequels: Fossil Hunter and Foreigner. The book depicts an Earth-like world on a moon which orbits a gas giant, inhabited by a species of highly evolved, sentient Tyrannosaurs called Quintaglios, among various other creatures from the late cretaceous period, imported to this moon by aliens 65 million years prior to the story. Originally published in 1992 by Ace Science Fiction, it won the Homer award for "Best Novel" during its initial release date. It was reissued in 2004 by Tor Books.
Recommended to me and now to you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-07 at 5:24 PM UTC in Job interview in an hourAs soon as they tell you "You're hired" ask for a transgender safety bathroom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-05 at 6:17 AM UTC in I linked Bill Krozby dick to a comment sectionhttps://ohdispensaries.com/ohio-marijuana-cannabis-mmj-cbd-dr-clinics/#comment-709
I am the last Comment.
I left my name as NIS Plats.
Click on my name and Bill Krozby DICK!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-05 at 6:21 AM UTC in I got the comments section closed on a fake ass medical marijuana site.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-02 at 8:26 PM UTC in PANNY IS A FAGGOT BITCH!
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2019-02-26 at 7:26 AM UTC in Robert is the Best Version of Scronaldo Yet!Mofo be rasppin and spiuttin rhymes all the time.
Sure he still gay but least now he sucks at more things than dick.
It is all regurgitated shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-23 at 6:37 PM UTC in Can't we all just... get along?Lala wont quit blowing my fona-fone up now...
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2019-02-23 at 6:31 PM UTC in Can't we all just... get along?
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2019-02-24 at 10:50 PM UTC in Fonaplats does not get along with Lanny...So long as Lanny stays in his laney we good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-23 at 6:28 PM UTC in Can't we all just... get along?No and fuck you. I refuse to even read your post (other than the title).
You will soon be blessed as my bitch and take shots of cum with your sisters.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-19 at 6:28 AM UTC in The fucking TV shows I had to watch as a child that made me half faggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-19 at 6:32 AM UTC in The fucking TV shows I had to watch as a child that made me half faggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
